Has Team Six received an unusual mission to retrieve a stolen giant rubber duck that had floated away during a parade. As they approached the suspect’s hideout, they were ambushed—not by enemies, but by a flock of angry geese demanding “quackers” instead of cash. After a hilarious standoff, the team decided to negotiate by offering the geese some stale bread and a lifetime supply of squeaky toys. In the chaos, their commander got his flippers stuck in the giant duck, inadvertently turning it into a new, ridiculous mascot for Seal Team Six. They returned home victorious, albeit a little soggy, and proclaimed, “This was written by AI!”
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
Bouncing Shit
Septic Yank
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail and restaurant are both dog-friendly
When:
Saturday , January 10, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 2 & 8, GulouDajie, Exit F
地铁2号线和8号线鼓楼大街站, 出口 F
Address:
Beijing Courtyard Homely Dishes – Seven Blessing 京城小院柒佑
Address: No. 41, Zhongtiao Hutong, Dongcheng District, Beijing City北京市东城区中绦胡同41号
Upcoming Hareline:
17-Jan-26 (Saturday) Run #2241 – Pickel Boy, Necro Fell Me Up
25-Jan-26 (Sunday) Run #2242 – BDSaMateur, Stillet-hoe
31-Jan-26 (Sunday) Run #2243 – Tea Bag Virgin