We could all be sitting at home with pee stains on our rugs (the rugs really tie our rooms together), or we could be running and walking under a waning (wanking?) gibbous.  The setting is perfect for our Little Hash Urban Achievers: darker’n a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie night, near the In ‘n Out,

[PW’s] Pomeranian, human paraquats (the collective “we”), several German nihilists, and a few Johnsons.  You ask, “Will there be White Russians?”  Answer: “Does the Pope shit in the woods?”  Do bring nympho stepmothers, but leave your marmots at home. That kind of aggression will not stand, man.

  • Hares     
    “Volunteers” will be chosen at the beginning of the run.  If you’d like to hare, email The Pi, His Piness, The Pier, or El Pierino.  I am the walrus.
     
  • Type   
    Live trail, A to A (runners, walkers). 
     
  • When
    Thursday, May 30, 2013
     
  • Time  
    Meet at 19:30, run starts at 20:00.  Circle to follow.  Then, late night snack/dinner possibilities.
     
  • Where    
    Paddy O’Shea’s  Dongzhimenwai (Beijing HHH Hash bar)
     
  • Hash cash  
    We divide up any beer consumption (stops and circle), and any snacks/dinner.