You hares are neither Portuguese, Spanish, Native American nor sailors and have nothing to do with Columbus day whatsoever, except one of them has Monday off and another one is f*cking off. We know that in 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue ….so BJHHH trail 1668 will be a great hashing experience recreating of the discovery of North America through our interpretation of another great sailing adventure. It goes like this:
Just cum right out and you’ll make a tale,
A tale of a fateful trail
That starts in this polluted town
OnOn the awesome hares.
The walking hare was a mighty baking man,
The RA slow but sure.
the hashers started trail that day
For a three mile tour, a three mile tour.
The pollution started getting rough,
The tiny pack got lost,
If not for the courage of the fearless hares
The Beijing hash would cough, the Beijing hash would cough.
The pack found marks on the ground at this skanky hutong loo
With Ferrari!
Master Baker too,
The Religious Advisor and her dog,
The Pickle Boy.
The G.M and Haberdash,
Here at Shilipo Stop
We are giving you not only a trail, but a song. You will be quizzed. Here is the tune with any unfamiliar with the classic piece of American culture listen here, through 0:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfSLuEj99d0 Sing everyone sing, or show us your thing….
- Hares:
Cums on Vacation, Ferrari and Master Baker - Date:
Sunday, 12 October 2014 - Hash Cash:
20 RMB for run and circle, 70 RMB for run, circle and dinner - Meetup:
2.30 pm, run starts 3 pm SHARP. Yeah right. Why even say that? - Location:
Spring Kitchen / 春昇小厨
Chaoyang North Road, Balizhuang Beili Courtyard 1 Building 5 / 朝阳区朝阳北路八里庄北里1号院5号楼农民日报社 - D-erections:
A-A at Shilipo Subway, Line 6, exit B and cross the road. Restaurant is just steps away and will be marked.