Who’s afraid of the big bad plague? Take advantage of the holiday quiet for a little hash action through Gulou with your favorites, the one, the only, THE HARES! Drink away your worries in the hutongs and hash away your cares in the streets this Sunday afternoon with 60 Second Suck Off and Spicy Penis (haring twice in a row! What an absolute lad).


We promise shit and trash, no less than two beer stops, and the usual debauchery afterwards.


60 Second Suck Off, Spicy Penis


SUNDAY February 2nd, 2020


Meet at 13:30 pm, Departure at 14:00 pm

Hash cash:

30 RMB run only

80 RMB run & dinner


Zhongguo Lanzhou Niurou Lamian 中国兰州牛肉拉面, Gulou East Street #267 鼓楼东大街267号, or just wait for the pin in chat, you lazy wankers


Leave Shichahai subway exit A2 and go north along Dianmen Wai dajie, turn right-ish and follow Gulou dong dajie for about 200 meters, the resto is on your left.