Recycling, as defined by the Hashional Agency of Beervironmental Protection, is the collection and processing of hash marks that would otherwise be discarded, and turning them into new shitty trails.

It is an alternative to “conventional” trail marking techniques that can save hares’ time and reduce the consumption of chalk. It can also prevent the waste of potentially useful photo spots, and multiple studies suggest it can significantly lower burping emissions.

As we know (as we know), like those cool trousers you bought on taobao that turned out to be very weird, the running trail of the SANTACON hash (#2077) was never used, and charities weren’t so enthusiastic about the idea of receiving it.

Therefore, we decided to pull ourselves up by the bootstraps, brush off the hangover and repurpose parts of the running trail for another hash, while walkers get a shiny new trail.

Dresscode: The trashier the better! Feel free to recycle any old hash outfit (santacon Christmas outfit, red dress, birthday suits,..)

Hares
Walking hare: Just Vicky
Running hares: Lost in Sex, Just May

What; A-to-B hash, and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly.

When: Saturday, 24thof December.
Gather at 1:30 pm. Hash starts at 2:00 pm.

Where: Ritan Park – West Gate
日坛公园–西门

 

Hash cash: 30 RMB covers water and beer on trail and circle.
+75 RMB for optional hash dinner.

Restaurant:新和小馆(北新桥店)

Xinhe Restaurant (Beixinqiao Store)

Merry Hashmas

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner. Oh, and you’ll need to bring a green jiankangbao with a sufficiently-recent hesuan or we’ll be all huffy.