A five-day holiday to start the month? Hell yeah! Realizing that it’s not actually a five-day holiday when we wake up for work on Saturday morning? Hell no! Want to forget all that noise during your one-day weekend? We’ve got you covered!

Cum and join us for a (shitty) trail, cold(ish) beers, and as many accusations as you can muster. The weather will (should) be fantastic—if not, no worries—we’ll just blame the RA!

Hares: All Asshole, No Sack; Whore with No Name; Just Jun

Type: A-B (no bag drop)

When: Sunday, May 7th

Meet at 2:30 PM, Run starts at 3:00 PM

Hash Cash: 30RMB (run and beer/water and circle)

**Because it’s a work night and some of us wankers need to get up early the next day–BYOD (Buy Your Own Dinner) at our favorite Hash bar, Paddy’s!

Meet-Up Spot: 新东路1号DRC塔园外交公寓北侧外二层小楼(渔阳饭店对面)ARROW FACTORY 箭厂啤酒(河边店)

D’erections: Dongzhimen exit B1, then go east until the Pizza Hut. Go northeast along the Liangma river; Arrow Factory is on the right side.


As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.