The recent rain has sent a reminder that summer is nearing its end, bringing cooler temperatures and colder beer along. Cum join us this Saturday as one of our longest tenured Hashers leads a trail in our beautiful backyard. We’ll begin and end at our favorite Hash Bar—Paddy’s, of course—with a glorious (shitty) trail in between!

Hares: Pickle Boy; All Asshole, No Sack; Crack Mouth Trash

Type: A to A (Bag drop available)

When: Saturday, August 26

Hash Cash: 30 RMB (run, beer/water, circle); Dinner at Paddy’s—Buy your own dinner

Time: Meet-up at 2:30 p.m.; Run starts at 3:00 p.m.

Where: Paddy O’Sheas
朝阳区东直门外大街28-5号

D’erections:
From Dongzhimen Metro (Line 2 & Line 13) Exit C: Walk 990 meters east along Dongzhimen Wai street.
从东直门地铁（2号线和13号线）C出口：沿东直门外大街向东走990米。

From Agricultural Exhibition Center Metro (Line 10) Exit D2: Walk 1.2 kilometers west along Dongzhimen Wai street.

从农业展览馆地铁 (10号线) D2出口：沿东直门外大街往西走1.2公里。

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.