May the 4th be with you until Cinco de Mayo!
But then you’ll feel the Revenge of the Sixth.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, “The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.”
That’s all bullshit. As a smart hasher once said, “Beer is what gives a hasher his power. It’s a sweet ambrosia created by yummy hops and mash. It’s poured into our mouths and penetrates our stomachs. It binds the Hash House Harriers together.”
Break out your best Star Wars outfit! And top it off with a sombrero! The Beijing Hash House Harriers wants you to join for a short jog in the Chaoyang area. Upon the finish line break bread with your friendly hares BBQ style courtesy of those wielding the most powerful poles – or rather, sabers; Darth Big Cock, Moral Skywanker, and Obi-Wan Confused.
Darth Big Cock, Moral Skywanker, and Obi-Wan Confused.
Saturday, May the 4TH
Meet at 1:30 PM, Hash starts at 2PM
A to A
Anything Star Wars/Mexican/Combo
30RMB for the hash and circle
80RMB for hash, circle and dinner (Awesome outdoors BBQ)
20 RMB more for your official “May the 4th Hash With You” patch – ask hares for details
Paddy O’Shea’s May the 4th Party
Liangmaqiao Diplomatic Apartments, Area C
Exit B, Liangmaqiao Station (亮马桥站) on Line 10. Meeting point is about 800m, follow the marks, or use the map below: