The weather gods will be smiling this weekend, so ALL HASHERS are expected to turn up for a stroll or bolt through the park and the park and the park.

May the demented RA conjure up curses for last week’s 2095th shitty hares for duplicating what we have long been planning for the 2096th. How they knew what was going on in our feverish minds is anybody’s guess, but it seems someone has been munchin’ ass or tongue or something.

The trail and associated shenanigans have been carefully planned with German precision, Swedish humility and Dutch thrift.


Shtupwaffel, Just Catrin, Munchin’ Ass


A-A (bag drop at resto)


Saturday, April 29

Meet at 2:30 PM, Run Starts at 3:00 PM

Hash Cash:

30RMB (run and beer and circle)

75RMB (dinner)

Meet-Up Spot:




Resto is adjacent (almost) to Hepingli Beijie Station (line 5) Exit D.

餐厅挨着地铁五号线和平里北街站 D口.

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.