Get ready to unleash your inner dragon! Join us on an adventure across Solana, as we hunt for delicious Zongzi and some much-needed shade. Be prepared to face challenges and show off your bravery, all while enjoying a refreshing cold beer at every turn.

We will meet at 2:30 PM, just as the sun starts to heat up the day, and set sail on our caravel to locate the legendary beer stop, mythical clitoris, and the hopefully shaded circle. Afterward, we’ll head to a fantastic restaurant for dinner and drown ourselves in the finest beer that Beijing has to offer.

Once we finish our meal, we’ll fly west to our On On and continue the fun at Paddy’s. This will be a night to remember, filled with amazing memories that we will surely forget!

Dress code

Anything dragon-related or dead poet society if that tickles your fanny. It’s important to note that while dragons are usually naked, Five-O might not be aware of that so a loincloth is a must.

Wear some sun protection. This is mostly aimed at Laowai since we are too dumb to cover up from the sun. We should learn from the wise Chinese women that cover themselves like Leatherface to cover up from the sun.

We will play following games at beer stops, get prepared!


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SaturdayJune 24th2023, 2:30 meet-up 3:00 p.m. start

Hash Cash

30 RMB (run, beer, circle),105RMB (run, beer, circle, dinner)


A to A (bag drop available); 6km walking, 12km running

Meet up:



Restaurant : Baijiuchuan Northeast Private Kitchens( Liangmaqiao branch)

Address: No.27, Liangmaqiao Road, Chaoyang District, Beijing


Subway line 10 Liangmaqiao station Exit B, go 1.3km east , or Subway line 14 Dongfengbeiqiao station Exit C1, go 1.0km west.


Follow the map from Liangmaqiao station:

Follow the map from Dongfengbeiqiao:

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.