Well. Regrets? I’ve had a few, but then again, I’m not prepared to discuss that. One, however, that many can feel is the aching regret of nonattendance at this year’s Nash Hash, in sunny Suzhou. Our friend Co-Rona has us again.

This is nonetheless the hash so let’s not mope; when life gives us lemons, make G&T!

This coming weekend we will not leave the safety of fortress Beijing – only the ludicrous would do that – and instead we’ll gather to celebrate the not-actually-nash-hash tradition, and begin the tomfoolery early into the bargain. On Saturday morning come and abuse yourselves; as though you were indeed at ACNH come to take on the Rusty Man challenge!

Register and let`s get fucked up!

Rusty man info see this: https://china.hash.cn/rustyman/

In a word, hangover + full English breakfast+half liter bloody mary,+500ml beer each 1.6km lap (yeah, yeah, the rule is 1km, but in our case 1.6km,which is imperial system), total 4 laps or if you can do more! Two games: sack race and spoon & egg race in the end.

Puke is allowed but not recommended!


 We need to know the numbers  to prepare the English breakfast and Bloody Mary, so scroll down , click on ” Read more” to find the register link! 

Register before Thursday please!

Payment on the spot. 

If you are not planning to do the challenge, can just show up by then as normal hash, audience are very welcomed.


What to prepare: a big hangover please!


Socratease; Warm Buns; Shitposter_69; Pee on Me and Cum in My Eyes` spirit.

What; it’s an A-to-B hash, and restaurant is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly, but the trail is dog friendly.


Saturday, 5th November. 

For challengers: Meet 10:00 am at restaurant. English Breakfast and Bloody Mary start at 10:30am.

For audience: meet same time at restaurant or 11:30am at beer stop nearby, will post pin in the group.


Subway station: line 14 Jiangtai , Exit C, walk in the Indigo mall.

Restaurant: Hulu by TRB ( Indigo branch)

Hash cash:

For audience, Hash cash is 30 RMB for trail and circle drinks

As this is a special run, for challengers, English breakfast 58, Bloody Mary 30, hash cash 30, so 118 RMB in total.

See you then!

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. And partial nudity. Don’t be offended; it’s jocular, we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, be tolerant, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner. Oh, and you’ll need to bring a green jiankangbao with a sufficiently-recent hesuan or we’ll be all huffy. And a mask. On! On!