Hey everyone, it’s ya boy, Dionysus. I have been watching you hashers and decided it was time for me to get in on the action. I have learned that hashing is supposed to be “drinkers with a running problem.” However, what I have observed here is “drinkers with a running problem” sans running. So, your friendly neighborhood wine god has decided to arrange a challenge for all of you Motherfucking alcoholic. That’s right, it’s the AMF hash. All AMF ALL…THE…TIME! There isn’t going to be any of that low abv beer on this mother fucking hash. Your hares will have premixed AMF for all of your drinking pleasure. Don’t worry, no one will be forced to drink, but I know you degenerates will be drinking until your liver is a blue as my cocktail. So, come join my hash and let’s see who will be saying Adios before they reach the circle. Can’t wait to see all of you Mother Fuckers there. — Just Maxwell and dos amigos

Hares: Just Maxwell, Five Dollar Footlong, Pickle Boy

Type: A to A (Bag Drop Available)

When: January 6th, Saturday, 2024

Time: Meet at 1:30pm, run starts at 2pm

Hash Cash: 30 RMB for run, walk and circle

105 RMB for run, walk, circle and dinner

Where:  updated meetup spot!

Beijing Multi-Fragrant Dumplings Banquet
Address: Haidian Tiancun Banbi Shop
京城百味品香饺子宴 地址: 海淀田村半壁店

D’erections:

Take Metro Line 6, Tiancun Station Exit B, cross the road south, then walk east, a total of less than 300 meters, about 4 minutes.
从地铁6号线,田村站B出口向南过马路,再向东走,总共不到300米,约4分钟。

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children, so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness, and considerable rude behaviour. And partial nudity. Don’t be offended; it’s jocular. We’re always like that; if you’re here, you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons, this isn’t a kid-friendly activity, so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. Regular members of society are welcome and can participate, but be polite, be tolerant, don’t be purposefully rude, and remember that if you’re running, there’s no winner.