Her Royal Dryness’ kingdom is under attack from the Water Army and things are looking bleak. Her powerful drying powers seem to be no match for the intensity of this rampant wetness flooding her barren desert she calls home.

In no time at all the kingdom is filled with a vast ocean, the dryness of the land is now only a distant memory.

But, instead of mourning what was lost let’s just jump in the water and crack open a beer.

We’re heading off to Shunyi for some fun in the Sun.  We’re running the pool hash back again, meeting at the The Swan with Two Necks.  If you’re keen to get wet we’re here to help.

Hares: Snake Cunter, Her Royal Dryness, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry

When: Saturday July 8th, 2023

Time: 1:30 meet-up 2:00 p.m. start

Meet up / Pregame: The Swan Bar (closest subway is Guozhan 国展 line 15 exit D)

D’erections: Use your brain and your phone. Copy and paste the address into a map app. Use it. Magic!

将地址复制并粘贴到地图app上,魔法就出现了… 嘿,就是玩儿!

OR: Go out exit D and walk straight until you reach the road. Turn left and walk a couple of hundred meters to the main road. Turn right and walk a couple of hundred meters to the first traffic lights. Cross the road and continue straight for a few hundred meters. Pub is on your left side. 从D出口出来,一直走到那条路。左转,走几百米到主干道。向右拐,走几百米到第一个红绿灯。穿过马路,一直往前走几百米。酒吧在你的左边。

Hash Cash: 30 RMB

Trail: A to B- 6km walking, 10k running.

Dinner: None, but opportunities to group order and picnic

On After– There is a pool right next to circle.

– prepay to GM to get a ticket for 120-135 rmb per person depends on the number of participants, prepay quota is 30 people, if we are less than 30, it means we need to pay mooooore!! so sign up people and enjoy the cheap thrill!!

– or pay at door 198 rmb per person on your own to the pool.

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take p