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Beijing Full Moon H3 #218 The Business Hashual Run
The holidays have come and gone and we find ourselves begrudgingly making our way back to our corporate muggle jobs. The office desk you gleefully bid adieu to just a week and a half ago looms near once again. The Chinese New Year holidays feel like they just flew past…
Alas! Fear not! Your trusty Full Moon Hash Misman team have combined our collective three brain cells and come up with the perfect workweek antidote – a special Full Moon after-work hashsocial!
After-work drinks with mates are a European institution and will surely cure your back-to-work blues! To fully ensure that our back-to-work blues are completely cured, we’ll have after-work drinks at Plan B in Shuangjing to start, after-after-work drinks during the hash trail through the CBD, and after-after-after-work drinks at Beersmith for the on-after.
The hash trail will take you along the scenic Tonghui River, through the bustling CBD area, and finishing under the moonlit gaze of the CCTV tower (a.k.a. big pants building). Embrace your inner corporate lupine werewolf and traverse Guomao on all fours in a full suit!
So let’s run it up the flagpole, align operational workflows, and touch base on value-added deliverables (whatever that means…)
Hashrumour has it, there may even exist a secret, exclusive Full Moon to Office patch for those brave (read: stupid) enough to go from the Full Moon Hash straight to the office for a full workday the next day without returning home and sleeping.
The February Full Moon is known as the Snow Moon as snow more commonly falls during this month than any other in the winter. Unfortunately, there is currently no snow in Beijing and we have a strict no Snow Beer policy. There will be plenty of other actually drinkable beers to enjoy instead!
So put in that hard stop for your meeting, set your Teams status to busy, and cum join us for The Business Hashual Run! Everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: Business casual & smart casual – or business hashual & smart hashual if you prefer. Your finest office wear! Dress up as your boss! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Office Runner: Silent Suck-off
Office Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to B with no bag drop
When: Friday, 27th February 2026
7:00 pm meet-up
7:30 pm start
Meeting Room: Plan B
No. 32 Baiziwan Road, Pingguo Community North Area, Chaoyang District, Beijing
北京市朝阳区百子湾路32号苹果社区北区
Dinner: Buy your own dinner at Plan B before, or at Beersmith Gastropub after
On-after: Beersmith Gastropub
D’erections to Plan B:
Jiulongshan Metro Station Exit A
九龙山地铁站A出口
BJH3#2246:“Gallop the Golden Trail – Year of the Horse Hash 2026”
In the vibrant heart of Beijing, along the lively stretch of Qingnian Lu Road in Chaoyang District, we proudly present an electrifying hash trail inspired by the bold spirit of the Year of the Horse.
The horse symbolizes strength, endurance, speed, and freedom – the very essence of hashing. Just like the horse, hashers move with power and determination, charging forward with unstoppable energy while embracing the joy of the journey.
This special edition trail, “Gallop the Golden Trail,” invites runners and walkers alike to channel the fearless spirit of the horse as we explore scenic routes, urban paths, and hidden corners of Qingnian Lu. Whether you sprint like a stallion or stride with steady grace, this trail celebrates movement, unity, and adventure.
YOUR HARES:
Bouncing Shit, Virgin at 35, Vinegar Strokes
Trail:
The trail is A-B, no bag drop available and not dog friendly.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUND AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
Saturday, February 21, 1:30pm meet up time, 2pm start time
RESTAURANT :
一楼一火锅饭店（青年路店）
Meet up at the restaurant but bag drop not avaliable!!!
ADDRESS :
北京市朝阳区平房青年路113号东院
D’erections to the meet up spot:
From Qingnian Lu subway station (Line 6) take exit B turn left walk about 10 meters then turn right and walk about 250 meters. Walking distance is less than 6.9 minutes.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gears
On-after:
Our hash bar, paddy O’Shea’s not INFINIT in Shenyang
Upcoming Hareline:
***WE NEED HARES***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickle Boy,Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Star. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!