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Our next run is…
BJH3#2245: A (W)horse With No Name (Sunday Hash)
I’ve been through the desert
On a Whore with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert, you’ll get a hash name,
‘Cause there’ s down downs in Jing again and again.
Beijing can feel like a desert sometimes but join the Hash House Harriers this weekend as we hit up some of the greener parts of the city. And just in case you’re still feeling dry we’ve got plenty of beer to keep you moisturised.
While the o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ running clubs in Beijing are busy using GPS to draw horses or the 马 character, we at the Beijing Hash are keeping things simple. Expect cold beer, a nice trail and great food.
当北京hash忙于用GPS轨迹跑出马匹图案或汉字“ma3”时，我们北京Hash俱乐部始终坚持简约之道。这里有冰镇啤酒、怡人小径与美食相伴。
Running trail will be around 11K (true trail).
Walking trail – 5K
Your Hares:
Cums 4 Seconds, Whore With No Name, Just scarlett
Trail:
The trail is A-A, bag drop available.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
SUNDAY, February 15th, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
Restaurant:
山河屯铁锅炖（朝阳北路店）
It’s awesome Dongbei cuisine.
D’erections to meet up spot:
From Jintailu subway station (Line 6/14) take exit B head east and walk 328 metres. The walk is less than 5 minutes.
从金台路地铁站（6号线/14号线) 东B出口出站，向东走328米，步行时间不到5分钟。
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear haberdashery; wear red for good luck. Wear something horse themed for more good luck.
Hairy Hashers:
Sorry, No doggies. It’s Year of the Horse.
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s, of course.
Upcoming Hareline:
SUNDAY 22nd February – Hareless
SUNDAY 1st March – Hareless
Saturday 7th March – Hareless
***WE NEED HARES!!!***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
BJH3#2244: Street Dance hash
The Chinese New Year is just around the corner, so what traditions precede it? Street dance, of course!
In ancient Chinese legends, every Chinese New Year, the Nian Beast—a monstrous creature—would invade our villages from another parallel universe, devouring our festive food and drinking all our beer… You must be wondering: Why didn’t people band together to fight off the Nian? Well, that’s because everyone was too busy having sex and masturbating before the New Year to muster any strength!
But one day, a man claiming to be from this mysterious organization called “hash” arrived. Since he spent every day participating in hash runs and had no life of his own, he was perpetually drunk. When he saw the Nian Beast, he mistook it for a virgin joining the hash, and happily started breakdancing. The Nian Beast, disgusted by his ugly moves, vomited and lost all appetite for New Year’s food and beer, fleeing swiftly. From then on, people took to the streets about a week before the New Year to breakdance and chase away the Nian Beast—thus the custom was born!
Of course, if you believe this story, then you’re dumb, you’re dumb, you’re so fucking dumb—I just made it up to fit this hash’s theme! But regardless, let’s get this street dance started!
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Singaporn Star, Too Hot To Handle, Just Sara
Trail:
The trail is A-B , bag drop not available.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear anything for STREET DANCE!
Hairy Hashers:
Both the trail and the restaurant are dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, February 7th, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s, of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway line 14 and 7, Jiulongshan Station, exit D.
地铁14号线和7号线，九龙山站D出口。
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!