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Our next run is…
Beijing Full Moon H3 #225 The Colour Run
The drums of war thunder once again. Choose your colour allegiance and make war on your fellow hashers! Invoke your inner Genghis Khan and douse them, pelt them, and shower them with your favourite colour. Red, orange, blue, yellow, green, pink, or purple – the choice is yours.
Still ticked off about the time when the walkers drank all the cold beer from the cooler before you had even arrived at the beer stop? When the Front Running Bastard refused to shout On On! and you had to solve the open check by yourself? When you were pressured into drinking beer from your brand-new pair of trainers thereby ruining them?
Instead of waiting for circle to make your accusations, why not just take out all your repressed anger and righteous fury straight away on fellow hashers by dousing them in pink & blue powder?
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), The Colour Run is known as The Happiest 5K on the Planet. The Full Moon Hash, however, does things a bit differently… Cum join us as we celebrate cheap beer, mischief, degeneracy, and debauchery – putting on The Hashiest 5K+ on the Planet!
The expertly laid trail by our shitty Full Moon hares will take you through the beating heart of the city, the iconic alleyways that are the foundations of the Northern Capital – the hutongs of Beijing.
The trail will take you through the historic hutong neighbourhood of Gulou, into quaint alleyways lined by traditional siheyuan, and finishing under the moonlit gaze of the Drum and Bell Towers. Embrace your inner lupine werewolf and traverse the hutongs on all fours while taking in centuries of history.
The Full Moon in September is known as the Harvest Moon as the moon rises very soon after the sun sets, with bright moonlight early in the evening. This extra light traditionally allowed farmers more time to harvest their summer-grown crops. We’ll be using the extra moonlight to bury our fellow hashers in colour powder instead!
Colour powder will be available at beer stops and circle, and games will be played between teams to see who emerges victorious, winning eternal fame and glory.
If you’re lucky, you may even spot hutong locals donning the infamous Beijing Bikini or the ever-elusive hutong weasel scurrying about (and no, that’s not a euphemism for your least favourite hasher).
Don’t forget that The Colour Run is part of the Red Dress Run 3-Hash Weekend from September 4th to September 6th. All proceeds from the 3-Hash Weekend will be donated to Heart to Heart, a charity that helps provide corrective surgery for children from all over China with congenital heart disease whose parents are unable to afford the surgery.
So cum join us for a night filled with back-alley shenanigans and enough (colour) powder to make Maradona blush. Everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: White clothes or haberdashery that you don’t mind getting saturated with colour powder
Hash Cash: 30 RMB on the day; OR Included in the Red Dress Run 3-Hash Weekend package
Pink & Green Runners: Silent Suck-off, Singaporn Star
Blue Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to A
Bag drop available. Trail is dog-friendly.
When: Friday, 4th September 2026
7:00 pm meet-up at Timekeepers
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: 叁更Timekeepers at Ballhouse
北京市东城区钟楼湾胡同40号
No. 40 Zhonglouwan Hutong, Dongcheng District, Beijing
On-after: Timekeepers!
D’erections to Timekeepers:
Shichahai Metro Station Exit A2
什刹海地铁站A2出口
The Return of the Foxes: Foxes H3 #25
Long ago, in ancient times, legend says that there was once a Beijing Hash Kennel that existed for the empowerment of women. The cocktails were flowing and the skies were bright and sunny. Then darkness fell upon the earth and evil forces such as toxic masculinity tore the hashers apart and banished them into the far corners of the hash kingdom.
During this long stretch of purgatory Harriettes were forced to drink beer and go to other kennels while the Foxes Hash remained imprisoned.
However, now hope is once again on the horizon as Foxes Hash Returns!
The Cocktails are back and the Harriettes can once again sing and dance and run with the foxes.
Cum to Foxes hash this Friday for cocktails and fun as Foxes H3 makes its glorious and long awaited return
IT IS A FAMILY DAY: ALL WOMEN OF ANY GENDER WELCOME
Hash cash:
40 rmb for Cocktail stop and circle.
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Shitposter_69, Snake Cunter
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly, both the trail and the restaurant
When:
Friday: August 28th, 2026
7:00 pm meet up 7:30 pm start
Meetup:
DunDun Tun Tun Bar
吨吨囤囤小酒馆
(In SanLiTun)
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!