Welcome to the Beijing Hash House Harriers Portal – your one-stop-site for all things drinking, running, laughing, and navigating the maze of Beijing Kennels’ upcoming shenanigans!
Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3
Our next run is…
BJH3#2274, Choo-Choo! All Aboard the BACK-TO-SCHOOL EXPRESS
Ass we know, the holiday is drawing to a close, and we’re about to face off against those clueless little “Muggles” who couldn’t care less about us. Ass we also know, nothing boosts morale like cold beer and unadulterated shenanigans. So let’s descend on Xizhimen this Saturday, knock back a few, and brace for battle!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Shitty Mommy
Pickle Boy
Marie Cumtoilette
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Always bring a swimsuit; you never know.
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday, August 29th, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 2 / Line 4 / Line 13, Xizhimen Station, Exit E1
二号线 / 四号线/ 十三号线，西直门, 出口E1
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Exit Xizhimen Subway Station via Exit E1 and head north. If you are coming out of CapitaMall, turn right. Keep to the right and walk straight along Gaoliangqiao Xiejie. Cross the bridge and continue along the same road. Your destination will be just ahead.
从西直门地铁站E1口出来后向北走。如果从凯德MALL出来，右转即为北。靠右沿高梁桥斜街直行，过桥后继续沿高梁桥斜街往前走，目的地就在前方不远处。
Address:
Shanhetun Iron Pot Stew (Xizhimen Branch)
Room 125, Building 2, Zhuanhe Gongguan, No. 66 Jiaoda East Road, Beixiaguan Subdistrict
山河屯铁锅炖（西直门店）
北下关街道交大东路66号钻河公馆2号楼125室
Upcoming Hareline:
05-Sep-26 Run #2275 Red Dress Run – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, WE NEED WALKING HARES!!!
12-Sep-26 Run #2276 24-Hour Run – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
20-Sep-26 (Sunday) Run #2277 – WE NEED HARES!!!
BJH3#2272, Journey to Heaven
After a week of shitty weather and pretending to work from homeit’s time to wrap up your weekend in style and prepare your hangover for work on Monday morning.
Come join us to stumble our way around Longtanhu park for the usual assortment of drinks, missed trails and bad decisions and poor choices
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boys
Just Tina
Just Jonathan
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Runners trail around 10K
Walkers trail around 6K
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Day Sunday 16th August,
Meetup: 2:30pm
Chalk Talk 3:00pm
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
7 minute walk from Tiantan Dongmen, Exit C exit C to the meetup location
Shuangyu West Street
Upcoming Hareline:
***WE NEED HARES***
if you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickly Boy, Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Start. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerated.
Hashing in China
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Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!