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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2250 March Madness Beer Pong #2
For many of us, college was a chance to explore or minds and our bodies in ways far beyond our feeble and fragile imaginations when we first entered our freshman year.
With beer booze and babes things moved fast but our deadlines moved faster as we slept through class resting up for our next rager in the evening.
Nowadays Gen Z is drinking less beer and their prospects of finding a viable career are worse than bleak. The arduous task of writing a comprehensive essay on Global economics has simply been delegated to a short prompt and click of AI or ChatGPT.
The college life that Millennials once knew is dead and forgotten but Beijing Hash House Harriers is here to revive it, if only for a brief moment.
The March Madness Beer Pong Tournament is back and if you win riches beyond your wildest dreams await…and if you lose there is always more beer to forget your sorrows.
We can’t all be winners but we can all be Drinkers.
ON ON!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Septic Yank
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday March 21
1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
Restaurant:
赣南人家(安贞奥体店)
Gannan Home (Anzhen Olympic Location)
D’erections to meet up spot:
line 10, Anzhenmen station, Exit B
地铁10号线，安贞门站，B口
Address:
北苑路安苑里小区南门东北70米（安贞门地铁站B东北口步行450米）
BJH3#2248, Leprecon
Bring your four-leaf clovers, your best Irish charm, and a thirst for Guinness. Beijing Hash is celebrating St Patrick’s day this weekend with a pub crawl through Beijing’s finest establishments. Cum join the hashing leprecons as we parade from bar to bar in search of lucky things, cold pints, and questionable decisions. Beer stops will be pay as you go. Wear something green!!!
Hash cash:
Free circle, beer stops in bars are pay as you go, no dinner
Your Hares:
Walking Hare: Japanese Porn Squeak, Septic Yank
Running Hare: BioNoSexualist
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear something green!
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, March 14, 1:00pm meet up 3:30pm start
On-after:
An Irish pub somewhere…
D’erections to meet up spot:
Beixinqiao, Exit A
北新桥, 出口A
Address:
Side Street Jiaodaokou
Dongcheng Jiaodaokou East Street No. 133-02
东城 交道口东街 133-02
Upcoming Hareline:
March 21st (Saturday) Run#2249 – WE NEED HARES!!!
March 29th (Sunday) Run #2250 – Too Hot to Handle/Just Catherine/Singaporn Star
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!