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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2248: March Margathon
This Sunday the ultimate test of endurance, stamina, and drinking is HERE!
The first (annual?) March Margathon is happening and you’re invited!
4 Laps, 4 Margaritas, one epic challenge that you don’t want to miss!
Each lap = 2.5 km, 10km total
Hash cash:
40 rmb for Margaritas + Beer Stops and Circle.
or
Trail + Dinner = 115 RMB
Restaurant: 张子肉串·川湘菜(工体店)
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Pickle Boy
Trail:
Trail is A-A with Bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly.
When:
Sunday March 8th, 2026
1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Northwest Corner of Worker’s Stadium
Beijing Full Moon H3 #219 The Glow Run
The Glow Run returns! The brightest event of the year is back just in time to combat this recent spell of dreary weather. Put on your brightest clothing, wear that neon tutu, and pop on your reflective running vest as we lead a gaggle of glowing, drunken hashers through the hutongs of Beijing. We will have enough glowsticks and fluorescent body paint to be seen from space!
The shitty trail will take you through the beating heart of the Northern Capital – the hutongs of Beijing! Cum join us as we traverse moonlit alleys, explore the hidden nooks of Gulou, all the while taking in centuries of history, and finishing under the imposing gaze of the Drum and Bell Towers.
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), the March Full Moon is known as the Worm Moon due to it being the time of year earthworms begin to emerge from the soil as the weather warms. It is also the last Full Moon of this winter!
The March Full Moon will be a double spectacle as it will also coincide with a rare total lunar eclipse, becoming a Blood Moon! A Blood Moon occurs during a total lunar eclipse when the Earth is between the Moon and the Sun. During this time, the Moon is lit only by the edges of the Earth’s atmosphere which scatters blue but not red light. This causes the Full Moon to appear reddish in the sky, giving it the name Blood Moon.
Harnessing the reddish glow of the Blood Moon, we will glow up the city in the most audacious display of neon and bright colours the Northern Capital has ever seen!
Additionally, the total lunar eclipse will occur exactly on the Lantern Festival. The last time this happened was in 2007 and the next time it will occur is not until 2072. Waste not this once-in-a-generation chance to celebrate the Lantern Festival by drinking copious amounts of beer while covered in glowsticks, all under the reddish glow of the Blood Moon!
Hashrumour has it, we are introducing a brand new Full Moon Hash patch challenge! Put your lupine werewolf skills to the test and attempt the Edward Wolfhands Challenge!
To earn the exclusive Edward Wolfhands patch, hashers will need to tape two tallboys (500ml beer cans) to both hands – one in each hand – and finish both of them without spilling or removing them during the duration of a Full Moon Hash circle.
The challenge can be attempted at any Full Moon Hash circle. Approach a member of FMH misman during a FMH hash if you would like to attempt the challenge and earn the exclusive Edward Wolfhands patch, signifying your elite rank among the hashcollective.
Don’t forget that it is a special three day hash weekend celebrating the Year of the Horse! Any hasher that attends all three hashes this weekend (Full Moon Hash on Friday, Boxer Hash on Saturday, and Beijing Hash on Sunday) will earn an exclusive Year of the Fire Horse patch.
So cum join us in the hutongs for a night filled with glowsticks, fluorescent body paint, and bottomless beer! Everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: The most bright, lustrous neon clothing you own! Cosplay as a firefly! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Radiant Runners: Singaporn Star, Silent Suck-off
Incandescent Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to A. Bag drop is available
When: Friday, 6th March 2026
7:00 pm meet-up at Timekeepers
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: 叁更Timekeepers at Ballhouse
北京市东城区钟楼湾胡同40号
No. 40 Zhonglouwan Hutong, Dongcheng District, Beijing
On-after: Our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Timekeepers:
Shichahai Metro Station Exit A2
什刹海地铁站A2出口
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!