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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2270 Forever Young: 100 Days on Qingnianlu
After a week of anger, we’re bringing the joy of youth back to the Beijing Hash. Come for the run and enjoy memories of childhood. Fun and frolics which may or may not include:
• Pokémon
• Greco-Roman history and mythology
• A dedicated park
• Swiping a bottle of booze from your parents (okay, we won’t actually do this, but the hares will sort you out for beer)
• Stickers!!!
Your Hares:
Cums 4 Seconds
Spicy Penis
Trail:
A-A with bag drop at the restaurant
Runners’ trail around 11K (true trail)
Walkers’ trail around 5K
When:
Saturday 1st August
Meetup: 2:30pm
Chalk Talk: 3pm
Where:
Ziguangyuan (Qingnianlu Branch)
紫光园（青年路店）
Subway:
LINE 6 Qingnianlu Exit C
6号线青年路地铁站东南C出口
D’erections:
Just walk south out of the subway, along Qingnianlu. It’s about 400m down the road.
从地铁站出来往南走，沿着青年路一直走，大概400米就到了。
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer/water during beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Restaurant not dog-friendly.
The trail is probably okay but remember it’s probably going to be pretty hot at that time.
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
Upcoming Hareline:
August 8 Run #2271 – Bouncing Shit, Just Alvaro, Horizontal Shit Stains
August 16 (SUNDAY) Run #2272 – HARES NEEDED!!!
August 22 Run #2273 秦皇岛AWAY HASH – Singaporn Star, Nut ‘n Bone, Just Shine
BJH3#2269, Angry Energy Trail
Hashers are normally a happy-go-lucky bunch, according to how much beer is flowing through our system. This trail will put that to the test as we expose ourselves to the big world of business.
We’ll be stumbling through the CBD in this city hash, bringing much-needed joy to the Angry Energy of office workers. Suit up in your best hasher gear and get ready for a romp through the concrete jungle that is the Central Business District.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Singaporn Star
21 Beers Schlong
Just Timothy
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, July 25, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Dawang Lu, Exit H
大望路地铁站, 出口H
Exit the subway through Exit H, turn left (heading southbound) on Dawang Lu. Keep walking past the canal, then turn left just before the walkway crossing over the street. The restaurant is just beyond the big gate.
从地铁H出口出站，左转（向南）进入大王路。继续往前走，经过运河后，在人行道穿过马路之前左转。餐厅就在大门后面。
Address:
No. 1, 1st Floor, Building 10, Xidawang Road
一辈子兄弟串串吧(大望路店)
朝阳区西大望路10幢1层1号
Upcoming Hareline:
August 1 Run #2270 – Cums 4 Seconds, Spicy Penis
August 8 Run #2271 – Bouncing Shit, Just Alvaro
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!