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Boxer 248: Women’s Day Eve Run
In today’s hot political climate there are many questions being asked. Are taxes good? Are wars bad? When will my pizza arrive?
Many of our greatest minds have spent decades trying to bring light and clarity to these topics with still much uncertainty remaining.
However there is one question that is more important than them all which is:
“What is a woman?”
This simple yet profound question leaves many perplexed and stumped as they are unable to give a clear and concise definition.
They stutter and mumble and only give something copied from a textbook or a post from their favorite podcaster.
This question then opens the door to many more precarious questions.
“What does a woman look like?”
“Where do women live?”
“What do women look like?”
“Do they exist in a physical form or just as a theoretical concept?”
“Are they capable of love?”
“Are they dangerous?”
“Do they consume souls”
“Can they power the electrical grid?”
“Are they radioactive?”
“Is the entire construct of women just a psyop in order to sell pink towels?”
All of these are great questions and deserve proper answers.
We at Beijing Boxer Hash will try to answer these questions and more by hiking through the mountains and drinking lots of beer in hopes to find the mythical creature simply known as “Woman”.
IMORTANT INFORMATION
Beijing Boxer Hash Run – Baihu Jian Wild Trail
On‑On, Hashers!
On‑On，各位Hash玩家！
This is a classic, proper Hash mountain trail in Beijing’s Back Garden (Baihu Jian) — full of climbs, obstacles, amazing scenery, and real Hash chaos.
这是北京后花园（白虎涧）一条超正宗的Hash山野线，有坡、有挑战、风景炸裂、气氛拉满。
Great for hikers, runners, photographers, and everyone who loves fun, nature, and beer after.
适合徒步、跑步、拍照，以及所有喜欢热闹、大自然和赛后啤酒的朋友！
Two Trails Available
本次两条路线
① Walker Trail (4–6 km)
Easy, social, scenic, no stress.
轻松、休闲、风景好、无压力。
Whole trail led by the Hare — no getting lost!
全程由Hare 带队，绝不迷路！
② Runner Trail (9–15 km)
Longer, steeper, more adventure — REALLY FUN.
更长、更野、更冒险——巨好玩。
DIY self-run only. GPX / electronic map provided.
纯自主DIY路线，提供GPX电子轨迹。
Run your own pace, explore the wild.
按自己节奏跑，自由探索山野。
What makes Baihu Jian SPECIAL
白虎涧最特别亮点
It’s known as “Shen Ling Qian Feng” (God Ridge Thousand Peaks) and one of the “Yan Ping Eight Scenes”.
这里号称神岭千峰，也是著名的燕平八景之一。
Tons of crazy, cool shaped rocks: elephant rock, sky-roaring stone, giant pillar, Buddha’s hand, whale out to sea…
全是各种奇形怪状的象形石：神象饮水、望天吼、擎天柱、佛手石、鲸鱼出海……
Total eye candy! Eyes eat ice cream non-stop.
眼睛全程吃冰淇淋，视觉盛宴！
You’ll also see:
还有：
– 81 connected caves 连环通天洞
– 18 holy pools & waterfalls 十八神潭 & 瀑布
– Icy streams & ice falls 冰溪 & 冰瀑
– Chain ladders & suspension bridge 铁链天梯 & 悬索桥
– Cliff net climb 崖壁攀爬网阵
Route Summary
路线概况
Start at the old car on the ice.
起点：冰面旧车处。
Go through icy streams, red cliffs, wooden steps, suspension bridge, cliff net climb.
途经：山涧冰溪、赤岩峭壁、木台阶、悬索桥、崖壁攀爬网阵。
Finish at the grass hut on the top with big views.
终点：山顶草屋观景台，视野超棒。
Terrain: stone steps, wooden paths, dirt trails.
路况：石阶、木栈道、土路为主。
Some sections need hands + feet.
部分路段需要手脚并用。
Winter = icy & slippery — WATCH YOUR STEP!
冬季路面有冰，注意防滑！
Bail-out & Facilities
下撤点 & 设施
– Multiple bail-out points along the trail
沿途多处可下撤
– Safe exits: before suspension bridge & top grass hut
安全下撤点：悬索桥前、山顶草屋
– Basic toilets at start & top
起点 & 山顶有简易厕所
– NO shops, NO water stations
沿途无商店、无补给
– Bring your own water & snacks!
自带水和食物！
When:
Saturday, March 7th, 2026
3月7日星期六
Hares:
Red Snatcher, Dr. Livingstone
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Paddy O` Shea`s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at MaLianWa Exit C, …bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点Paddy O` Shea`s出发，9点半马连洼站 C口，不见不散！！
What to Bring:
Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.
A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.
Breakfast,extra snacks,own cup or Camelbak.
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.
Sign up link:scroll down to click “Read more”
Hash Cash
200 RMB gets you…
-Trail and circle
-Dinner
-Around-trip bus ride
-Bottomless beer
-Special cocktails
-Snacks
-Water and other drinks
Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas)
必胜客东直门
朝阳区-东直门外大街27号
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
MaLianWa Exit C, 马连洼站 C口
sign up link:
Beijing Full Moon H3 #219 The Glow Run
The Glow Run returns! The brightest event of the year is back just in time to combat this recent spell of dreary weather. Put on your brightest clothing, wear that neon tutu, and pop on your reflective running vest as we lead a gaggle of glowing, drunken hashers through the hutongs of Beijing. We will have enough glowsticks and fluorescent body paint to be seen from space!
The shitty trail will take you through the beating heart of the Northern Capital – the hutongs of Beijing! Cum join us as we traverse moonlit alleys, explore the hidden nooks of Gulou, all the while taking in centuries of history, and finishing under the imposing gaze of the Drum and Bell Towers.
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), the March Full Moon is known as the Worm Moon due to it being the time of year earthworms begin to emerge from the soil as the weather warms. It is also the last Full Moon of this winter!
The March Full Moon will be a double spectacle as it will also coincide with a rare total lunar eclipse, becoming a Blood Moon! A Blood Moon occurs during a total lunar eclipse when the Earth is between the Moon and the Sun. During this time, the Moon is lit only by the edges of the Earth’s atmosphere which scatters blue but not red light. This causes the Full Moon to appear reddish in the sky, giving it the name Blood Moon.
Harnessing the reddish glow of the Blood Moon, we will glow up the city in the most audacious display of neon and bright colours the Northern Capital has ever seen!
Additionally, the total lunar eclipse will occur exactly on the Lantern Festival. The last time this happened was in 2007 and the next time it will occur is not until 2072. Waste not this once-in-a-generation chance to celebrate the Lantern Festival by drinking copious amounts of beer while covered in glowsticks, all under the reddish glow of the Blood Moon!
Hashrumour has it, we are introducing a brand new Full Moon Hash patch challenge! Put your lupine werewolf skills to the test and attempt the Edward Wolfhands Challenge!
To earn the exclusive Edward Wolfhands patch, hashers will need to tape two tallboys (500ml beer cans) to both hands – one in each hand – and finish both of them without spilling or removing them during the duration of a Full Moon Hash circle.
The challenge can be attempted at any Full Moon Hash circle. Approach a member of FMH misman during a FMH hash if you would like to attempt the challenge and earn the exclusive Edward Wolfhands patch, signifying your elite rank among the hashcollective.
Don’t forget that it is a special three day hash weekend celebrating the Year of the Horse! Any hasher that attends all three hashes this weekend (Full Moon Hash on Friday, Boxer Hash on Saturday, and Beijing Hash on Sunday) will earn an exclusive Year of the Fire Horse patch.
So cum join us in the hutongs for a night filled with glowsticks, fluorescent body paint, and bottomless beer! Everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: The most bright, lustrous neon clothing you own! Cosplay as a firefly! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Radiant Runners: Singaporn Star, Silent Suck-off
Incandescent Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to A. Bag drop is available
When: Friday, 6th March 2026
7:00 pm meet-up at Timekeepers
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: 叁更Timekeepers at Ballhouse
北京市东城区钟楼湾胡同40号
No. 40 Zhonglouwan Hutong, Dongcheng District, Beijing
On-after: Our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Timekeepers:
Shichahai Metro Station Exit A2
什刹海地铁站A2出口
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!