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Beijing Full Moon H3 #223 The Grand Beijing Duck Lilo Race
The Grand Beijing Duck Lilo Race is back! The most hotly anticipated event of the year returns for its third ever edition! What better way to celebrate this fine city that we call home than combining iconic Beijing institutions – Peking Duck, delicious local Yanjing beer, and cooling off in the Liangma River on a hot summer’s night – all into a hashy amalgamation of mischief and fun?
The Grand Beijing Duck Lilo Race will have hashers race across the scenic Liangma River on inflatable yellow ducks, using every last tool at their disposal to be the first to cross the finish line winning eternal fame and glory. Who will be the most aeroducknamic hasher to lift this aquacktic trophy and secure their place in Beijing hashtory and lore?
Look out Ayrton Senna, Lewis Hamilton, Danica Patrick, and Tadej Pogačar – there will be a new GOAT racer crowned this Friday.
We will hold the race across Liangma River on our duck lilos and have the beer stop further downstream. The first hasher to arrive to the beer stop without falling off their duck will be declared the righteous winner of The Grand Beijing Duck Lilo Race 2026! Circle will then be held in the river floating on our ducks with our friendly land-based hashers lobbing cold beers at us.
All those that participate in The Grand Beijing Duck Lilo Race will receive an exclusive The Grand Beijing Duck Lilo Race patch, signifying their elite rank among the hashcollective.
You do not have to participate in the race or get in the water, hashers are also welcome to cum along and just watch the race. However, only those that participate in the race will receive the patch.
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), the Full Moon in July is known as the Buck Moon because the antlers of bucks are in full-growth mode at this time. Hashologists have demonstrated a tentative link between the size of bucks’ antlers and the size of hashers’ beer staffs with sexual prowess.
Additionally, our very own Full Moon Hash apothecary Bloody Butt Precise has concocted limited edition Canned COCKtails to give you the extra boost you need to speed across the Liangma River on your trusty duck steed.
We will have a few inflatable ducks available to use for the race. However, if you want to make sure you have a duck lilo to race on, please order one on Taobao asap to get it delivered before Friday.
Please reuse your duck lilo from last year’s race if you still have it to reduce waste.
So cum join us for a night filled with inflatable ducks, friendly competition, cocktails, and bottomless beer! Everyone is welcome!
*Disclaimer*: Swimming is a dangerous activity. Only get in the water at your own risk. Consider using a life vest or inflatable armbands if you are not a strong swimmer.
Dress Code: Bring swimwear, a towel, and a change of clothes with you. Wear your cute duck onesie! And come donning haberdashery!
Hash cash: 30 RMB
Running Quack: Singaporn Star
Walking Quack: Bloody Butt Precise, Silent Suck-off
Trail: Trail is A to B. Bag drop is available at B (where we will start the lilo race from)
Running Trail Length: 2 km
Walking Trail length: 1 km
Duck lilo Race length: 400m
When: Friday, 24th July 2026
7:00 pm meet-up at Arrow Factory
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Arrow Factory Brewing 箭厂啤酒
No.1 Xindong Road, Chaoyang District, Beijing
北京市朝阳区新东路1号亮马河南路2层独栋
Dinner: Buy your own dinner at Arrow Factory before
On-after: Our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Arrow Factory:
Liangma Qiao Metro Station Exit D
亮马桥地铁站D出口
BJH3#2268, The Back to School Run
As we know Hashers can’t read write-ups, marks, or maps. So this week the hares are taking your asses to school, or at least pretty close to one.
Are you incoherent? Illiterate? Incontinent? Irrelevant! Journey to distant Haidian for a look at our beautiful universities. Pretend you’re a student again, skipping class to drink beers in the park. Trail-cutters and late-cummers will get detention, while the cool kids enjoy their down-downs.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
60 Second Suck-off
BJ Reverse Cowgirl
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Sunday, July 19, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Changping Line, Liudaokou Station, exit A2 Northwest Exit and walk north about 400 meters
昌平线，地铁六道口站，A2出口西北口 向北走约400
Address:
Muwushaokao (Haidian Liudaokou shop) Haidian District, Xueqing Rd #103
木屋烧烤(海淀六道口店) 海淀区学清路41号首层103号
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Upcoming Hareline:
25 July Run #2269 – Singaporn Star, Just David, Just Timothy
01 August Run #2270 – Cums 4 Seconds, Spicy Penis
08 August Run #2271 – We need hares!
Sunday 16 August Run #2272 – We need hares!
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!