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BJH3#2246:“Gallop the Golden Trail – Year of the Horse Hash 2026”
In the vibrant heart of Beijing, along the lively stretch of Qingnian Lu Road in Chaoyang District, we proudly present an electrifying hash trail inspired by the bold spirit of the Year of the Horse.
The horse symbolizes strength, endurance, speed, and freedom – the very essence of hashing. Just like the horse, hashers move with power and determination, charging forward with unstoppable energy while embracing the joy of the journey.
This special edition trail, “Gallop the Golden Trail,” invites runners and walkers alike to channel the fearless spirit of the horse as we explore scenic routes, urban paths, and hidden corners of Qingnian Lu. Whether you sprint like a stallion or stride with steady grace, this trail celebrates movement, unity, and adventure.
YOUR HARES:
Bouncing Shit, Virgin at 35, Vinegar Strokes
Trail:
The trail is A-B, no bag drop available and not dog friendly.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUND AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
Saturday, February 21, 1:30pm meet up time, 2pm start time
RESTAURANT :
一楼一火锅饭店（青年路店）
Meet up at the restaurant but bag drop not avaliable!!!
ADDRESS :
北京市朝阳区平房青年路113号东院
D’erections to the meet up spot:
From Qingnian Lu subway station (Line 6) take exit B turn left walk about 10 meters then turn right and walk about 250 meters. Walking distance is less than 6.9 minutes.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gears
On-after:
Our hash bar, paddy O’Shea’s not INFINIT in Shenyang
Upcoming Hareline:
***WE NEED HARES***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickle Boy,Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Star. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
BJH3#2245: A (W)horse With No Name (Sunday Hash)
I’ve been through the desert
On a Whore with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert, you’ll get a hash name,
‘Cause there’ s down downs in Jing again and again.
Beijing can feel like a desert sometimes but join the Hash House Harriers this weekend as we hit up some of the greener parts of the city. And just in case you’re still feeling dry we’ve got plenty of beer to keep you moisturised.
While the o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ running clubs in Beijing are busy using GPS to draw horses or the 马 character, we at the Beijing Hash are keeping things simple. Expect cold beer, a nice trail and great food.
当北京hash忙于用GPS轨迹跑出马匹图案或汉字“ma3”时，我们北京Hash俱乐部始终坚持简约之道。这里有冰镇啤酒、怡人小径与美食相伴。
Running trail will be around 11K (true trail).
Walking trail – 5K
Your Hares:
Cums 4 Seconds, Whore With No Name, Just scarlett
Trail:
The trail is A-A, bag drop available.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
SUNDAY, February 15th, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
Restaurant:
山河屯铁锅炖（朝阳北路店）
It’s awesome Dongbei cuisine.
D’erections to meet up spot:
From Jintailu subway station (Line 6/14) take exit B head east and walk 328 metres. The walk is less than 5 minutes.
从金台路地铁站（6号线/14号线) 东B出口出站，向东走328米，步行时间不到5分钟。
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear haberdashery; wear red for good luck. Wear something horse themed for more good luck.
Hairy Hashers:
Sorry, No doggies. It’s Year of the Horse.
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s, of course.
Upcoming Hareline:
SUNDAY 22nd February – Hareless
SUNDAY 1st March – Hareless
Saturday 7th March – Hareless
***WE NEED HARES!!!***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!