As we know (as we know), Hashers can’t read write-ups, marks, or maps. So this week the hares are taking your asses to school, or at least pretty close to one.

 

Are you incoherent? Illiterate? Incontinent? Irrelevant! Journey to distant Haidian for a look at our beautiful universities. Pretend you’re a student again, skipping class to drink beers in the park. Trail-cutters and late-cummers will get detention, while the cool kids enjoy their down-downs.

 

Hash cash:

30rmb for beer stops and circle.

75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)

 

Your Hares:

Pickle Boy

60 Second Suck-off

BJ Reverse Cowgirl

 

Trail:

Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.

Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)

 

Dress Code and Haberdashery:

Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.

If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.

 

Hairy Hashers

Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly

 

When:

Sunday, July 19, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start

 

On-after:

Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.

 

D’erections to meet up spot:

Changping Line, Liudaokou Station, exit A2 Northwest Exit and walk north about 400 meters

昌平线，地铁六道口站，A2出口西北口 向北走约400米

Address:

Muwushaokao (Haidian Liudaokou shop) Haidian District, Xueqing Rd #103

木屋烧烤(海淀六道口店) 海淀区学清路41号首层103号

Upcoming Hareline:

25 July Run #2269 – Singaporn Star, Just David, Just Timothy

01 August Run #2270 – Cums 4 Seconds, Spicy Penis

08 August Run #2271 – We need hares!

Sunday 16 August Run #2272 – We need hares!

The Odyssey is a 3000 year old epic poem telling the story of Odysseus’s 10 year journey home after the Trojan War.

 

On his journey he encounters Lotus-Eaters, Cyclops, a sorceress that transforms men into animals, and not least of all the sirens who lure sailors to their doom with their seductive temptations.

Boxer Hash is also a journey but the trail takes less than 10 years depending on how shitty the hares are that month.

 

So join us on our journey, not to Ithaca, but to the ice cold beer at Circle.

 

There will be many hazards along the way with drunk hashers, lots of shaggy, and perhaps a few sirens that may lead you off course….so remember to bring a few Trojans of your own.

 

ON ON!

We will go to the Watepark: tickets 53 RMB: not included in Boxer Hash Cash

 

When:
Saturday, July 18th
7月18日星期六

Hares:
Dr. Livingstone, Marie Cumtoilette, Finger My Dough

Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.

Time:
8:30am meet at Pizza Hut Dongzhimen, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at WangJing West Exit C…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点必胜客东直门出发，9点半望京西C口，不见不散！！

Hash Cash:
200RMB gets you…
–Trail and circle
–Around-trip bus ride
–Bottomless beer
_   Special cocktails
_    Snacks
_    Water and other drinks
–   Hash dinner

Note:

8.30
Meet at Pizza Hut Dongzhimen

9.00
Bus leaves Pizza Hut Dongzhimen

9.30
Bus Leaves Wangjing West Station,Exit C

11.00
Arrive at trail, hares off, chalk talk

11.30
Running and hiking
Options:  walking trail
Runners trail

17.00
Circle

18.00
Dinner

19:00
Back to town

On after
Our lovely hash bar Paddy`s!

What to Bring:
Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.
A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.
Breakfast,extra snacks,own cup or Camelbak.

Registration:
We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.
Sign up link:scroll down to click “Read more”

 

Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen

D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口

Second Pick-up Spot:
WangJing West Exit C
望京西C口

Exit C, walk to the red circle spot.