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BJH3#2244: Street Dance hash
The Chinese New Year is just around the corner, so what traditions precede it? Street dance, of course!
In ancient Chinese legends, every Chinese New Year, the Nian Beast—a monstrous creature—would invade our villages from another parallel universe, devouring our festive food and drinking all our beer… You must be wondering: Why didn’t people band together to fight off the Nian? Well, that’s because everyone was too busy having sex and masturbating before the New Year to muster any strength!
But one day, a man claiming to be from this mysterious organization called “hash” arrived. Since he spent every day participating in hash runs and had no life of his own, he was perpetually drunk. When he saw the Nian Beast, he mistook it for a virgin joining the hash, and happily started breakdancing. The Nian Beast, disgusted by his ugly moves, vomited and lost all appetite for New Year’s food and beer, fleeing swiftly. From then on, people took to the streets about a week before the New Year to breakdance and chase away the Nian Beast—thus the custom was born!
Of course, if you believe this story, then you’re dumb, you’re dumb, you’re so fucking dumb—I just made it up to fit this hash’s theme! But regardless, let’s get this street dance started!
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Singaporn Star, Too Hot To Handle, Just Sara
Trail:
The trail is A-B , bag drop not available.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear anything for STREET DANCE!
Hairy Hashers:
Both the trail and the restaurant are dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, February 7th, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s, of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway line 14 and 7, Jiulongshan Station, exit D.
地铁14号线和7号线，九龙山站D出口。
BJH3#2243, We Miss You, Banana!
Banana,
B-a-n-a-n-a,
Banana,
B-a-n-a-n-a,
Banana, we miss you!
Mid-winter has cummed and made it the coldest season of the year, but skies still splendid and the beers cold as always! In a large artsy compound lies a massive banana accompanied by an apple and a pear. So does this imply Banana is going to be back! Next to here is the meeting point. We hear “Hash Cash, please!” which repeats several times.
Banana, we miss you!
Runners and wankers on the way holding a beer one hand and a banana another, a sip and a bite, what a texture. Some part-time nutritionist suggests that in winter women should eat banana to increase stamina. A full-time blah blah blah says guys have yellow rice wine on the prelude.
To Banana, our favorite Aussie drunk degenerate!
Banana, we miss you!
We wish you all good!
See you! See you!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
pony
tea bag virgin
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday, January 31, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway Station Tuofangying, Exit A, then use your map to find the Restaurant Yunfen (Langyuan Station) and follow route to arrive
驼房营地铁站, 出口G，请用手机上的地图找找云粉(郎园Station店)餐厅
Upcoming Hareline:
Date (day) Run #2244 – Too Hot to Handle, Just Sara,SINGAPORE STAR
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!