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Our next run is…
7-Eleven Run #12 – BJH3 #2267
Life has many ups and downs…..specifically down downs.
The worldwide phenomenon has once again returned. The TWELFTH 7-Eleven run is here and we are doing it bigger than ever.
Started in Beijing on Saturday November 7th, 2020 we have now returned once again to a Saturday after 6 long years of suffering.
The rules are the same….drink beer and tape them up to build the longest staff possible in hopes of joining the council of wisest wizards.
How many beer stops will there be…. Not 1, not 2, not 3……
There will be 7+11 = 18 Beer Stops!
The action will start at 7:11 AM!
So buckle up and get ready for the biggest and boldest 7-Eleven run in history!
Time:
Morning Leg:
Meet-up: 6:50 AM
Start: 7:11 AM
Lunch Break: Jing A at Beixinqiao, 京A北新桥： Between 12:30 – 2:00
Afternoon Leg:
Meet-up: 2:30 PM
Start: 3:00 PM
Hash cash:
No Hash Cash: Drinks are Pay as you Go
No Dinner
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Bouncing Shit
Trail:
Trail is A-B, No Bag Drop
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
When:
Saturday: July 11th, 2026
Morning Leg:
Meet-up: 6:50 AM
Start: 7:11 AM
Lunch Break: Jing A at Beixinqiao, 京A北新桥 Between 12:30 – 2:00
Afternoon Leg
Meet-up: 2:30 PM
Start: 3:00 PM
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. (If you’re still conscious)
D’erections to meet up spot:
Morning LEG: Meet-up 6:50 AM
7-Eleven next to: 管家婆软件北京销售服务中心(远洋新干线店)
AFTERNOON LEG: Meet-up 2:30 PM
Beixinqiao Exit B
北新桥 B口
BJH3#2266 July 4th, The ‘AMERICA IS 二百 ‘ HASH’
July 4th baby. 250 years of the United States. Wow, what an amazing accomplishment. Only 19 more until 269, that will be the real big one. Over those 250 years the USA has given a lot to the world, from great pisswater beer, to fruit gushers, to toilet paper that turns red when you are done wiping, they really have done a lot. A lot of great minds have evolved in the USA over the last 250 years. From George Washington to Singaporn Star, from Ben Franklin to Sceptic Yank, From Thomas Jefferson to Five dollar footlong. Truly, the USA is in great and capable hands. This Saturday it’s time to put on your running hash gear, your red, white, and blue gear and cum on down to the hash and drink some beer, run some trails, see some views, talk to some people, and most importantly drink some beer. See ya there. Only once in your life can you be at The ‘AMERICA IS 二百 ‘ HASH’ and you do not want to miss it.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Marie Cumtoilette
Sceptic Yank
Five Dollar Footlong
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
Also red, white and blue would be cool.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday, 4th July, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Or maybe somewhere else.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Yong’an Li, Exit E
Exit the subway through Exit E
Address:
Tianshan Xinjiang Uyghur Restaurant (Dongdaqiao Road Community Branch) is located approximately 90 meters northeast of the intersection of Xiushui East Street and Xiushui North Street in Chaoyang District, Beijing.
天山新疆维吾尔族餐厅(东大桥路小区店) 北京市朝阳区秀水东街与秀水北街交叉口东北方向90米左右
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!