Welcome to the Beijing Hash House Harriers Portal – your one-stop-site for all things drinking, running, laughing, and navigating the maze of Beijing Kennels’ upcoming shenanigans!
Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
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Our next run is…
BJH3#2265, Haidian Sunday Funday
Wow its Sunday and its time to hash. Going to be a great time and we are going to have a fantastic hash. I say we all go down to Haidian and have a grand ol time drinking, running, taking in the views of the city, the parks, and the river, and of course drinking. Let’s have a great Sunday funday in Haidian and have a fantastic hash.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
5 Dollar Footlong
Pickleboy
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Cishou Si Exit I
Exit the subway through Exit I, go across the street
地铁I口出，并过马路
Address:
Beijing Linglong Road Side Road Yunchuan Pool Room F1, Haidian, Beijing China
北京海淀玲珑路辅路云川泳池房F1
中国 北京
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World Cup Pool Boxer #251
Feeling hot from too much Football? Need somewhere to cool off after your bracket busted?
The World Cup (and just the world in general) has been raging and boxer is here to help you grab a drink and get back to basics.
Join us for Boxer #251 as we hit the trails and go for a swim with plenty of cold beer to go around for everyone, even the French.
When:
Saturday, June 27th
6月27日星期六
Hares:
Dr. Livingstone, Hardcore Outdoor, Sticky Bitch
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Pizza Hut Dongzhimen, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at WangJing West Exit C…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点必胜客东直门出发，9点半望京西C口，不见不散！！
Hash Cash:
200RMB gets you…
–Trail and circle
–Around-trip bus ride
–Bottomless beer
_ Special cocktails
_ Snacks
_ Water and other drinks
– Hash dinner
What to Bring:
Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.
A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.
Breakfast, extra snacks, own cup or Camelbak.
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.
Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
Second Pick-up Spot:
WangJing West Exit C
望京西C 口
Exit C, walk to the red circle spot.
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!