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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2242: Journey to the South Pole
There comes a time in every hashers life when the trail you once loved becomes a cage and you begin to wonder, what else is out there in the vast wilds of this little planet we call home? What exists beyond the open checks and oh shits? What uncharted water(ing hole)s, and vast frontiers still exist to be witnessed — and more importantly — conquered?
This is EXACTLY what was going through the minds of two great explorers — Robert Scott and Roald Amundsen — in the year of 1912 when they set out on an expedition to be the first team to reach the geographic South Pole!
At this weeks special Sunday hash, runners and walkers will represent the teams of these two brave expeditioners: Team Terra Nova (walkers) and Team Fram (runners). Just like the fateful journey to the South Pole, each team will face challenges along the way to test their ability to outlast the Antarctic conditions, outsmart the tricky and uncharted environment, and most importantly bring glory to their nation and their patrons by reaching the South Pole first!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Stillet Ho, BDSaMateur, Just Erin, Just Gill
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is near-ish to the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Restaurant & BBB is NOT dog friendly – sorrrrrrrrry to the bitches :'(
When:
1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start; SUNDAY; Jan 25th
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Sanyuanqiao, exit G, then use your map to find the restaurant
三元桥地铁站, 出口G，请用手机上的地图找一找餐厅
Address:
Qianbaoyuan Inner Mongolia Shaomai (Xiaoyun Road Store) — No. 17, Building 59, Back Street of Qiuguo Food Street, No. 35 Xiaoyun Road
Feb 8 (Sun) Run #2245 – WENEEDHARES, WENEEDHARES, WENEEDHARES
Feb 14 (Sat) Run #2246 – WENEEDHARES, WENEEDHARES, WENEEDHARES
BJH3#2241, Hug Me I’m Cold
Hey its cold! You need to find warmth! Where will you look? I know you checked your bed, the sink, and maybe even behind your eyes. Alas you will not find warmth there. Well, you’ll find something like warmth, but be forewarned it is counterfeit warmth. Knock-off warmth as it were. Or “waaamth” as the illiterate youth say.
Believe it or not, the only place to find warmth is in the tight embrace of a Hasher in -7-degree wind chill. Nothing warms the skin like the moist discharge of fragrant flash freezing beer breath on your neck as you cling to life. Nothing warms the soul like strained vocal cords snapping out a falsetto croak of “down, down, down.” Do not be afraid, the warm tingling at the end of your fingers is real. You hold the beer, the beer holds you, and you are at warm peace.
So yes, dear reader you must come for hug. Come for embrace. Come for a warmth quenched in the hideous sleet of nature’s retribution. A warmth beyond the limitations of logic and reason. A human embrace of beer, spirit, and body. Hug me I’m cold.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
SepticYank
PickleBoy
NecroFeelMeUp
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail and restaurant are both dog-friendly
When:
1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start; Saturday; Jan 17th
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Qingnian Lu, Exit D
青年路, 出口D
Address:
East side of Building 18, Mangluoyuan South Lane, Qingnian Road, Bailikang Subdistrict, Chaoyang District, Beijing (near Watsons).
北京市朝阳区八里庄街道青年路甘露园南里18号楼东侧(近屈臣氏)
Upcoming Hareline:
Jan 24 (Sun) Run #2242 – BDSaMateur, Stillet-hoe, Just Gillian, Just Erin
Jan 31 (Sat) Run #2243 – Teabag Virigin, WeNeedHares, YesYOUNEEDTOHARE
Feb 8 (Sun) Run #2245 – WENEEDHARES, WENEEDHARES, WENEEDHARES
Feb 14 (Sat) Run #2246 – WENEEDHARES, WENEEDHARES, WENEEDHARES
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!