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Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3
Our next run is…
BJH3#2264 ‘Tis the Season to Sparkle
Hashers do the bare minimum, phone it in, mailed-in effort, awaiting in kiss and ride zone, cross the threshold. It can’t fault in, that’s legit.
Nothing but a flood of emotions live large, space out and defocus, even unwonted bodacious in the thick of being all wet. No admittance and chances are slim, something there still keeping pully, just vibing thru the chaos and go one better in a beer shower.
Boo-yah! not merely a blip for the arcadia of a lost cause. Double-tap! the jig is up, coupled with cold players never being nostrified like hedging instrument, with no holds barred.
Wanderlust activated. Eyyy! Xi’an Kennel is linking up a hot gathering of multi-kennels on fleet this weekend. The remaining Jing hashers call dibs and mess with the bull and you get the horns.
Let’s manifest this after a fashion. Some’re geeked, some’re zooted, some’re cringed, some’re glitched, who’s bummed out?
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Running Hare: Pickle Boy
Walking Hare: Voluntold one on site
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant. Circle is about 6.9 meters from the restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items. If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail and restaurant are both dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, June, 20, 2:30pm meet up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway Line 14, Wangjingnan, Exit C, and keep west 500 meters,turn left 69 meters at intersection, turn left 15 metes, you can see the restaurant.
Restaurant:
Fountain Flavor Edgy. Guizhou cuisine
泉味道 edgy 贵州菜
Address:
No. 101, 1st Floor, Building 11-1, Gaojuanguan Community, District Chaoyang, Beijing
朝阳区北京城区北京城区高家园三区11-1号楼1层101室
Upcoming Hareline:
$5 foot long
We need hare
We need hare
Beijing Full Moon H3 #222 World Cup Glory
The World Cup is here! And that can only mean one thing – getting absolutely blackout drunk in our favourite bars around this fine city we call home. Oh, and you could also watch the football (Americans, read: soccer), I guess…
When else would it be socially acceptable to wake up and start drinking at 6 in the morning? Waste not this once-in-four-years chance to suffer no judgement as you wash down your fifth beer at your favourite watering hole bright & early in the morning!
The shitty hares have prepared a special World Cup-winning trail through the perennial foreigner-favourite Lido area. The shitty trail will take you into leafy parks, along broad tree-lined avenues, and with beer stops at northeastern Chaoyang’s finest convenience stores.
We will have a game stop in Side Park and play World Cup-themed games with the victorious hashers winning eternal fame and glory! Test out your lupine football skills and live eternally in Beijing hashtory and lore!
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), it’ll be a special anniversary for the Beijing Full Moon Hash too – our 222nd run! It has been exactly 222 runs since the Beijing FMH was founded one moonlit evening in early May 2007 by our very own Dazed & Confused and Trixi Scuba. Running every Full Moon since then, we’ll celebrate this milestone the only way we know how – by getting drunk! Oh, and as it’ll be run #222, wear a tutu!
Our very own Full Moon apothecary Bloody Butt Precise has brewed up the perfect sports drink to hydrate you during the game stop and keep you alert late into the night. Hashrumour has it, Diego Maradona was expelled from the 1994 World Cup for drinking this very concoction…
The Full Moon in June is known as the Full Strawberry Moon as it traditionally signals the start of strawberry season and the ripening of berries. Berries are round. What else is round, you ask? Footballs!
So cum join us on this hashtacular World Cup adventure through the Lido area. Everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: Pop on your favourite sports jersey! Proudly wear your national colours! Don’t forget to put on that tutu to complete the look! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Walking Wanderer: Bloody Butt Precise
Running Rovers: Singaporn Star, Silent Suck-off
Trail: Trail is A to A with bag drop available
When: Friday, 12th June 2026
7:00 pm meet-up
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Great Leap Brewing Lido 大跃啤酒（丽都店）
北京市朝阳区将台路甲2号金尚丽1层
1st Floor, JinShangLi, No. 2 Jiangtai Road, Chaoyang District, Beijing
Dinner: Buy your own dinner at Great Leap before or after
On-after: Great Leap Brewing Lido to watch Canada vs Bosnia! We’ve booked a private table for 20 people all night!
D’erections to Great Leap Brewing Lido:
Jiangtai West Metro Station Exit B
将台西地铁站B出口
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!