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BJH3 #2262 Tequila Sunrise Showdown BJH3 #2263 Crowning a Champion
There’s events that happen once a day, once a week, or even once a year. Buying new shoes (don’t do it), seeing a movie, watering your garden.
But there are some events so rare and special that they happen once a lifetime, or once an eternity!
This Saturday is indeed one of those days because our very own PICKLE BOY is being crowned the world champion of Hash with the most runs of all time!
25 years of hashing has led to this very moment.
Two runs being held, the first Pickle Boy will tie Rug Burn’s record of 652 BJH3 Runs and then hours later he will break the record and become the ALL TIME LEADER IN BEIJING HASH RUNS!
Will the record ever be broken after Pickle Boy? Anyone who is able to come to hash every week for 14 years straight can do it!
Saturday, June 13th:
11:00 am
The first run: A Tequila Sunrise Marathon. 2km laps with a Tequila sunrise every time.
4:00 pm
The Second Run: A regular Hash run with regular Beer!
Two runs, Dozens of Hashers, and one Pickle Boy. It’s all cum down to this.
Hash cash:
Two (Both) Runs
50rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
One Run
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Hardcore Outdoor
Snake Cunter
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 400m, less than 800m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday: June 13, 2026
First Run – Tequila Sunrise Marathon
10:30 am meet up
11:00 am start
Second Run
3:30 pm meet up
4:00 pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
Directions:
Both runs are near ZuoJiaZhuang and LiangMaQiao Station
两条路线都靠近左家庄和亮马桥站
First Run – Tequila Sunrise Marathon – 11 am
Address:
Liangma River Tents
北京市朝阳区左家庄街道新源西里中街18号
Second Run – Hash Run – 4 pm
Restaurant:
丝路佳肴·滩羊
Address:
左家庄街道汉庭(北京国展新源里店)旁边01
BJH3#2261 The Cyborg Panda Hash
You’re speeding along the Jingmi Expressway, questioning whether you really needed to have another four pints at Paddy’s the night before an early morning flight (of course you did). Looking up from your hungover daze, you spot something that catches your eye – a panda statue dressed in robot garb.
Are you imagining things? Is this just a Carlsberg fueled hash-illusion? Surely no Beijing sub-district would have a free wifi-emitting cyborg panda statue as their mascot…
Hash rumour has it that the Wangjing Panda gives out free beer to all true-blue hashers…
Welcome to Wangjing! The city-within-the-city, Beijing’s very own Korea Town!
Now known for the multitude of international companies and mega tech firms that call this sub-district home, Wangjing – probably more so than any other suburb of Beijing – exemplifies the rapid pace of development that defines this fine city.
Twenty five years ago it was known as the Sleeping City, with most residents working in other areas of Beijing. An increasing Korean population settled here in the late ‘90s and throughout the 2000s, establishing it as the Korea Town of Beijing.
At one point, one-third of the population of Wangjing was Korean. Korean-language signs adorn the shopfronts, with fried chicken and tteokbokki being the preferred drunk food of choice for Wangjingers.
Cum join the hares as we take you on a whirlwind tour to experience the sights and sounds of this northeastern district of Beijing! From cherry blossom-lined canals and leafy parks, to the great Zaha Hadid’s architectural masterpiece Wangjing Soho.
Live out your K-pop dreams, pretend you’re in a Korean drama, or just join us to get drunk. Everyone is welcome!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Bloody Butt Precise
Silent Suck-off
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, June 6th, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Futong Station, Exit C
阜通地铁站, 出口C
Address:
餐厅：全州屋 (望京店)
地址：北京市朝阳区广顺南大街与阜通东大街交叉口悠乐汇A4区1层
Restaurant Name: Quanzhouwu (Wangjing Branch)
Address: Floor 1, Area A4, Youlehui, intersection of Guangshun South Street and Futong East Street, Chaoyang District, Beijing
Upcoming Hareline:
Saturday 13th June Run #2262 – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Hardcore Outdoor
Saturday 20th June Run #2264 – WE NEED HARES!
Sunday 28th June Run #2265 – Five Dollar Footlong
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!