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Our next run is…
Boxer 247: The Timothée Chalamet Appreciation Run
From having sex with a Peach to conquering Arrakis, Timothee Chalamet has done a lot in his career and he’s still just getting started.
Do you have what it takes to achieve the Greatness of Chalamet? Probably not, but you can drink beer and watch his movies.
On Boxer 247 we will honor this visionary and celebrate his drive and pursuit for greatness!
When:
Saturday, January 24th
1月24日星期六
Hares:
Red Snatcher, Damaged Goods
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Pizza Hut Dongzhimen, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at WangJing West Exit C…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点必胜客东直门出发，9点半望京西C口，不见不散！！
Hash Cash:
200RMB gets you…
–Trail and circle
–Around-trip bus ride
–Bottomless beer
_ Special cocktails
_ Water and other drinks
– Hash dinner
| Notes |
| 8.30 | Meet at Paddy`s | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast. |
| 9.00 | Bus leaves Paddy`s | |
| 9.30 | Bus Leaves Wangjing West Station,Exit C | |
| 11.00 | Arrive at trail, hares off, chalk talk | MiYun district of Beijing |
| 11.30 | Running and hiking | Options: walking trail
Runners trail |
| 17.00 | Circle | |
| 18.00 | Dinner |
| 19:00 | Back to town | |
| On after | Our lovely hash bar Paddy`s! |
What to Bring:
Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.
A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.
Breakfast,extra snacks,own cup or Camelbak.
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.
Sign up link:scroll down to click “Read more”
Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
Second Pick-up Spot:
WangJing West Exit C
望京西C 口
BJH3#2240, The Coup d’etat of Santiago de Leon de Caracus
Has Team Six received an unusual mission to retrieve a stolen giant rubber duck that had floated away during a parade. As they approached the suspect’s hideout, they were ambushed—not by enemies, but by a flock of angry geese demanding “quackers” instead of cash. After a hilarious standoff, the team decided to negotiate by offering the geese some stale bread and a lifetime supply of squeaky toys. In the chaos, their commander got his flippers stuck in the giant duck, inadvertently turning it into a new, ridiculous mascot for Seal Team Six. They returned home victorious, albeit a little soggy, and proclaimed, “This was written by AI!”
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
Bouncing Shit
Septic Yank
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail and restaurant are both dog-friendly
When:
Saturday , January 10, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 2 & 8, GulouDajie, Exit F
地铁2号线和8号线鼓楼大街站, 出口 F
Address:
Beijing Courtyard Homely Dishes – Seven Blessing 京城小院柒佑
Address: No. 41, Zhongtiao Hutong, Dongcheng District, Beijing City北京市东城区中绦胡同41号
Upcoming Hareline:
17-Jan-26 (Saturday) Run #2241 – Pickel Boy, Necro Fell Me Up
25-Jan-26 (Sunday) Run #2242 – BDSaMateur, Stillet-hoe
31-Jan-26 (Sunday) Run #2243 – Tea Bag Virgin
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