Welcome to the Beijing Hash House Harriers Portal – your one-stop-site for all things drinking, running, laughing, and navigating the maze of Beijing Kennels’ upcoming shenanigans!
Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3
Our next run is…
BJH3#2260, Soak or Be Soaked: The Tonghui River Water War
“F**k those wars, the inflation, and the layoffs! Sick of the global dumpster fire! Cum’on I’m itching for a fight — the kind that won’t get us a one-way ticket to a holding cell.”
Yeah, we hear you. The Hares are pissed too.
Consider this your formal invitation to the century’s most chaotic Water Gun Battle
Bring your own hardware — the bigger, the wetter, the better.
And consider yourself warned:
our water cannons don’t have an “off” switch.
I was born to get you all wet.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
Marie Cumtoilette
Just Eva
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Water Gun!!!
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday, May 30th, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 1 / Batong Line, Sihuidong Station, Exit A
一号线/八通线，四惠东, 出口A
从四惠东A口出，上天桥到建国路南侧，向东走。按导航穿过小花园，过跨河大桥到惠河南街，继续向东，餐厅在路南。
Exit Sihuidong Station (Exit A), cross the overpass to the south side of Jianguo Road, and head east. Follow the navigation through the garden, cross the bridge to Huihenan Street, and continue east. The restaurant is on the south side.
Address:
Xinyang Specialty Cuisine
near No. 167 Huihenan Street.
信阳品牌菜
惠河南街167号附近
Upcoming Hareline:
Saturday, Jun 6th Run #2261 – WE NEED HARES!!!
Saturday, Jun 13th Run #2262 – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Hardcore Outdoor
BJH3#2259: Ahoy, party sailors!
The Hash House Harriers are dropping anchor in Houshayu for a smooth-sailing yacht rock adventure through the streets, trails, and questionable life decisions of suburban Beijing. Let’s get some cabana shirts on, a captains hat or two. And a little bit of Steely Dan on the hi-fi and lets participate in some dockside degenerecy!
We’ll be cruising through scenic back alleys, shitty trails, hidden corners, and possibly a few emotional breakdowns, all powered by soft rock legends and dangerously poor navigation choices. Expect a soundtrack of Steely Dan, Hall & Oates, Kenny Loggins, and enough smooth tunes to make your BEER taste even stronger.
YOUR HARES:
Bouncing Shit and Limp Wrist
Trail:
The trail is A-B, bag drop available in the restaurant and not dog friendly.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUND AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
Sunday, May 24, 2:30pm meet up time, 3pm start time
D’erections to the meet up spot:
Metro Line 15 Hualikan station, exit B walk about 1.6999km
Restaurant:
土豆娃·川菜小院(后沙峪店)
北京市顺义区空港街道裕安路12号
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gears
Upcoming Hareline:
May 30th Pickle Boy, Marie Cumtoilette
***WE NEED HARES***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickle Boy,Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Star. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
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Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!