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Beijing Full Moon H3 #216 Pirates of the Liangmahe
Avast, me hearties! Hashrumour has it, there be buried treasure hidden deep within the river valley of the mighty Liangmahe. One stormy night a notorious pirate ship carrying stolen booty (no, not that kind of booty) capsized while making its way along the Liangmahe and in a desperate attempt to fend off attention from authorities, the pirates buried their treasure in a secret location.
Hundreds of years later, while finishing off their last 7-Eleven beer to add to their beer staff at last month’s 7-Eleven run, your shitty Full Moon Hash hares noticed something peculiar. On the bottom of one of the beer cans there was a rolled-up parchment stuck to it. After unrolling and inspecting this parchment, the hares realised it was a treasure map!
It told of gold doubloons, silver nuggets, ivory, fabulous necklaces, and, most importantly, unlimited tasty, frothy, cold beer.
The shitty trail will take you through glitzy Solana, along the majestic Liangmahe, and ending by the notorious pirates’ den of Paddy’s.
Our very own Full Moon Hash apothecary Bloody Butt Precise has brewed up the perfect pirate’s grog to aid us and keep us warm on our journey. Named the Drunk Pirate, this concoction will be sure to knock your peg leg off!
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), the Full Moon in December is known as the Cold Moon due to the arrival of winter. Warm yourselves up with a run along the scenic Liangmahe and a Drunk Pirate Canned COCKtail.
Cum join the hares as they follow this mysterious treasure map to uncover the secrets of the Pirates of the Liangmahe!
Dress Code: Cosplay as Captain Jack Sparrow! Come with a parrot on your shoulder! Wear something nautical! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Walking the Plank: Bloody Butt Precise
Running the Plank: Hardcore Outdoor
Trail: Trail is A to B. Bag drop is not available
When: Friday, 12th December 2025
7:00 pm meet-up at Taco Bird
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Taco Bird by Kitty & Daniel’s 鹦鹉塔可墨西哥餐吧
北京市朝阳区朝阳公园路6号蓝色港湾1F层
1F Solana, No. 6 Chaoyang Gongyuan Lu, Chaoyang District, Beijing
On-after: Our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Taco Bird:
Zaoying Metro Station Exit A
枣营地铁站A出口
BJH3#2236 Diplomatic Immunity: Two Hares, No Responsibility
Two hares, one brain cell: Pickle Boy (well into his sixth decade – i.e. a frustrated sexagenarian going on 15), and Banana Shoes (an octogenarian but trotting along like a hungover 22-year-old) have teamed up again to deliver the sort of trail only long-time degenerates of BJH3 mismanagement could concoct.
These two partners in crime are so inseparable, so pathologically co-dependent, that the only way they managed to scout this trail was by doing it separately — because when they’re together, all plans dissolve into beer, poor decisions, and creative lies about checking chalk quality.
So what have our dynamic duo created for your hashing pleasure? A diplomatic incident is guaranteed as you wander through embassy territory, where every security guard will question your sanity, sobriety, or both. From there, the pack will run amok in Ritan Park where the hares will thoughtlessly deface cultural heritage with shitty markings, misleading arrows, and the occasional trap worthy of several down-downs.
Pickle Boy claims he planned the scenic parts. Banana Shoes insists he designed the confusing parts. Everyone knows they’re both lying and mostly drunk.
But somehow, against every law of nature, decency, and treaty, it worked. A glorious clusterfuck of a trail. A true BJH3 masterpiece.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Sit Down Shut Up JESUS Pickle Boy
Banana Shoes
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is very near the restaurant (around 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Sunday, December 14, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
Pre-lube 1pm
On-after:
Maybe we can just stay on-on at the resto and drink too much. Alternatively, our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway line 2, Dongsishitiao Station, exit C and walk 8 minutes or 622 meters to the resto
地铁2号线，东四十条站，C出口，步行8分钟（约622米）即可到达餐厅。
Address:
Xiao Zhang’s Grilled Skewers and Home-style Dishes (Chaowai Branch)
No. 4, Wangjiayuan Hutong, Dongcheng District, Beijing (South of Asia Hotel)
小张烤串家常菜(朝外店) 北京市东城区王家园胡同4号(亚洲大酒店南面)
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!