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Our next run is…
Boxer #246 Spa Rejuvenation
Boxer is going back to the SPA. Join us this Saturday, Dec 13th for fun, trails, and relaxation.
With the day light so limited Boxer is making the trails shorter and the relaxation and beer drinking longer. We are headed to the Spa! Join us for brisk trail in the mountains in 鹫峰国家森林公园and then spend the rest of the day soaking in the hot tubs at惟府.
鹫峰国家森林公园 in 然风景区
Spa 惟府
Calling all thirsty trailblazers and water warriors!
Get ready to embark on an epic adventure through the mystical Jiu Feng mountains. We’ll dodge ancient spirits, outsmart mythical beasts, and conquer treacherous terrain. After our heroic exploits, we’ll reward ourselves with a dip in the luxurious hot springs of 温都水城 and a feast fit for gods and goddesses.
Once we’ve quenched our thirst for adventure, we’ll gather at 温都水城 for a feast fit for a king (or queen). Indulge in a smorgasbord of delicious dishes, and wash it all down with copious amounts of beer, wine, and other adult beverages.
The fun doesn’t stop there! For those who want to continue the festivities, we’ll have an epic after-hash party at the hot spring 养生馆. We’ll share war stories, laugh at our misadventures, and relax in the soothing waters.
Optional Overnight Stay:
For those who want to make a weekend of it, we’ve arranged an optional overnight stay at the hot spring 养生馆. The fee includes 18 hours of access to the hot springs, sauna, and other facilities. You can relax, rejuvenate, and soak up the tranquility of the natural surroundings. Please note that swimwear is required in public areas. Adult healthy same-sex nude bathing and rubs are available inside the private changing rooms.
Hash Notes:
Bring your A-game and your swimsuit: This hash is not for the faint of heart. Be prepared for challenging terrain, steep climbs, and unexpected obstacles. Don’t forget your swimsuit for a refreshing dip in the hot springs.
Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate: Stay hydrated throughout the hash, especially if you plan on drinking alcohol.
Respect the environment: Please leave no trace. Pack out what you pack in.
Have fun! This is a hash, not a race. Relax, enjoy the scenery, and make some new friends.
When:
Saturday, December 13th, 2025
12月13日星期六
Hares:
Damaged Goods, Dr. Livingstone
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Paddy O` Shea`s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at MaLianWa Exit C, …bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点Paddy O` Shea`s出发，9点半马连洼站 C口，不见不散！！
Hash Cash:
150 RMB gets you…
–Trail and circle
–Around-trip bus ride
–Bottomless beer
_ Special cocktails
_ Snacks
_ Water and other drinks
SPA TICKET NOT INCLUDED MUST PAY ON OWN
DINNER IS BUFFET AND INCLUDED WITH SPA TICKET
SPA TICKET PRICE AROUND 198 RMB
| Notes | ||
| 8.30 | Meet at Paddy`s | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast. |
| 9.00 | Bus leaves Paddy`s | |
| 9.30 | Bus leaves MaLianWa | MaLianWa Exit C, 马连洼站 C口 |
| 10.00 | Arrive at trail, hares off, chalk talk | 鹫峰国家森林公园 |
| 10:00 – 14:00 | Running and hiking | Options: walking trail
Runners trail |
| 15:00 | Arrive at Spa | 惟府 |
| 16.00 | Circle | |
| 5:30 | Dinner | |
| 20:30-21:00 | Leave Spa | |
| 22:00 | Arrive Paddy’s | |
What to Bring:
Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.
A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.
Breakfast,extra snacks,own cup or Camelbak.
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.
Sign up link:scroll down to click “Read more”
Meet Up:
Paddy O` Shea`s(on the street)
朝阳区东直门外大街28号，澳大利亚大使馆对面
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
MaLianWa Exit C, 马连洼站 C口
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The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
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BJH3 Hash #2235 – Saturday, December 6th, 2025
Ho Ho Holy Sh*t, December Is Here
Winter has arrived, the river breeze is sharp, and BJH3 is kicking off the holiday season with a Christmas-themed trail designed by the festive degenerates Hardcore Outdoor and Silent Suck Off. Expect holiday chaos, scenic suffering, and enough red and green flour to leave a Santa trail visible from space.
Walking pack led by the delightful Marie Cumtoilette, ensuring a merry and moderately profane winter wander.
Your Hares :
Running Hare Hardcore Outdoor and Silent Suck Off
Walking Hare Marie Cumtoilette
Start:
Arrow Factory Brewing (箭厂啤酒) – Liangma River
Nearest Subway: Dongzhimen Exit E (东直门地铁站 E口)
When:
Saturday, December 6th 1:30 PM meetup2:00 PM start🍻
Trail is A–A with bag drop at the restaurant.Circle is close enough to stumble to (less than 500m — or two failed snow angels away)
Hash Cash:
• 30 RMB for trail (beer stops and circle)•
NO DINNER,BUT U CAN CUM TO HASHMAS
Trail is dog-friendly, but the restaurant is not.Dogs welcome on trail, not at dinner (unless they can pay hash cash)
Dress Code & Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME.
We can supply t-shirts, shorts, hoodies, beanies, socks, and various sundry items.
Directions to meet up :
Arrow Factory Brewing (箭厂啤酒) — Liangma River walkway.
From Dongzhimen Exit E: Walk or bike 8–12 minutes
On-After — HASHMAS 2025:
Saturday, December 6th
7pm – 12pm
JinShang Party Venue (near Turkish Feast)
Includes pizza, beer, cocktails, live band, and performances by Sexy Harriettes & 5ish.
ON ON!
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