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Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2257, Hutongs & Riverside Orgy Hash
It’s already May 2026, and Beijing has finally entered the mating season. The cum from the willows and poplars has been flying through the air for over a month now—this is Beijing’s way of reminding you: it’s time for an orgy!
So, take off those thick clothes you were still wearing over a month ago (or even just a few days ago), slip into some sexy summer attire, and join us at the coolest, most comfortable, and most perfect spots for outdoor summer orgies—riversides and hutongs!
Cut the crab! This Sunday, just cum join the hash!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Singaporn Star
Too Hot To Handle
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
wear your most sexy clothes (erotic clothing would be the best!) or hash gear.
Hairy Hashers
Both trail and restaurant are not dog-friendly
When:
Sunday, May 10th, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
Restaurant：
小街47號江湖菜(四合院店)
Address：
东直门外小街47号
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway Lines 2, 13, and Capital Airport Line: Dongzhimen Station, Exit E, walk east for about 800 meters
Or Subway Line 17: Zuojiazhuang Station, Exit D, walk south for about 700 meters
BJH3#2256, The Rock’s Birthday Hash
FINALLY… THE ROCK HAS COME BACK… TO THE BEIJING HASH!
On this Saturday, the millions (and millions!) of The Rock’s fans are going to gather for one reason and one reason only. We are celebrating the birthday of the greatest actor in the world—and no, it damn sure isn’t Steven Seagal!
We’re talking about the People’s Champion! The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment! The man who will clank and bang in the gym until he has to pee in a Voss bottle just to keep the pump going! The man some call “Rock Johnson” after he takes a little blue pill to lay the SmackDown!
The Great One is turning 54 years young. So, The Rock has to ask you: do you have plans this Saturday?
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU HAVE PLANS!
You’re going to take those plans, shine ’em up real nice, turn those sumbitches sideways, and stick ’em straight up your candy ass!
Lace up your boots, put on your Hash gear, wear your favorite Dwayne Johnson threads, and get your monkey asses down to the hash!
IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL… WHAT THE ROCK… IS COOKIN’!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
Septic Yank
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear Brahma Bull, Rock Movie, WWE or Hash gear or dress like your favorite wrestler or character from a movie with The Rock– if you haven’t got any Hash gear, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
May 2nd, Saturday, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Anhua Qiao station, Exit F
安华桥站; 出口 F
Address:
China Lanzhou Traditional Beef Noodles 中国兰州传统牛肉面
Add: Building 16, Area 4, Anzhen Xili, North 3rd Ring Middle Road Auxiliary Road, Chaoyang District (Fujian Building)朝阳区北三环中路辅路安贞西里四区16号楼(福建大厦)
Upcoming Hareline:
Sun, May 10 WE NEED HARES!
Sat, May 16 (Tianjin away hash): Singaporn Star – “Tianjin’s very own shitty hares”
Sun, May 24 (Sat is Boxer): Iimp wrist – walking hare needed
Sat, May 30: Marie Cumtoilette – running hare needed
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!