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Our next run is…
BJH3#2233, Pre-Christmas Carol
Its roughly one month til Christmas so we (the ghost of hashing past, present and future) welcum one and all for a wanky trail around Guomao. Now that they’ve turned the heating on you’ve got no excuse not to head out and enjoy the warm (freezing) clean (we hope) Beijing air.Hash cash:30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)Your Hares:Drama Queef
Virgin at 35
Indiana Bones
Trail:Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is fairly near the restaurant (less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendlyWhen:
Saturday 22nd, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:Sihui stop, Exit E
四惠, 出口E
SUBWAY PHOTO
PHOTO/SCREENSHOT OF D’ERECTIONS MAP:
Address:
八里庄东里樱辉财富广场1层109号 好嫂子农家菜
Good Sister Farmhouse Cuisine, No. 109, Level 1, Yanhui Fortune Plaza, Balizhuang Dongli,
Upcoming Hareline:
29 Nov 2025 (Saturday) Run #2234 – BouncingShit/ONE MORE RUNNING HARE, John Wayne’s Gay Semen
06 December 2025 (Saturday) Run #2235– Hardcore Outdoor (tbc)/Silent Suck-off, Marie Cumtoilette
14 December 2025 (Sunday) Run #2236 – Pickle Boy/Shtupwaffel, Banana Shoes
20 December 2025 (Saturday) Run #2237 – RUNNING HARES NEEDED, Panda Penis Pandemonium
BJH3#2234, Hashgiving
BJH3#2234, Hashgiving
On a crisp Thanksgiving morning or a couple of days after, while normal people were doing who knows what, the Beijing Hash House Harriers gathered for the annual “Gobble Gobble Gluttony Run” – a trail guaranteed to burn exactly zero of the calories we were about to drink later.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
Bouncing Shit
John Wayne’s Gay Semen
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant. Circle is about 300 meters from the restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items. If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail and restaurant are both dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, November 29, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway Line 7, Guangqumenwai, Exit D, and turn right, 54 meters, you can see the restaurant building.
Address:
Qi Xiao Chao · Changsha Home-style Dishes (Guangqumen Store)
柒小炒·长沙下饭菜(广渠门店)
Add: 2nd Floor, ZhongJianGuoDa Building, Guangqumenwai Street, Dongcheng District.
北京市东城区广渠门外大街中建国达大厦2楼
Upcoming hareline:
| Beijing H3 2024-25 Hareline | |||||
| Date | Hash# | Special Event / Notes | Running Hares | Walking Hares | |
| 06-Dec-25 | 2235 | Hashmas | Hardcore Outdoor (tbc) / Silent Suck-off | Marie Cumtoilette | |
| 14-Dec-25 | Sun | 2237 | (Boxer on Sat 13th) | Pickle Boy / Shtupwaffel | Banana Shoes |
| 20-Dec-25 | 2236 | Santacon | RUNNING HARES NEEDED | Panda Penis Pandemonium | |
| 27-Dec-25 | 2238 | . | Just Jasmine / ONE MORE RUNNING HARE | Too Hot to Handle | |
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!