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Our next run is…
Boxer #245 The Magical Mushroom March
Do you dream of a world of fairies, happiness, and magical wishes always coming true? Do you wish you could live in an enchanted forest and meet mystical creatures? Well if you eat enough mushrooms it’s possible!
While Boxer
doesn’t provide mushrooms we do have BEER and enchanted trails with weird creatures (hashers).
So join us this Saturday for Boxer #245 and let your imagination soar!
THE BEST MUSHROOMS ARE STRONG AND FIRM
Urban development follows a pattern — and Beijing is no exception. This time, on our Boxer journey, we’ll leave behind the ancient Great Wall and turn instead toward a modern ruin: the coal mine village.
We’ll head straight to the foot of the mountain, entering the old mining zone. There, you’ll see one safety warning sign after another — silent proof of how busy this place once was. Today, only collapsed roads and scattered coal debris remain, still resisting the return of vegetation, giving the scene an almost post-apocalyptic feel.
But climb just over the next hill, and you’re suddenly immersed in primeval forest. The soft, spongy humus feels like a thick blanket underfoot. Evergreen pines stretch endlessly, filtering the autumn sunlight. A clear, pure stream murmurs beside the trail. Life reasserts itself with quiet force.
At the summit, the landscape shifts again — open meadows roll across the slopes. Yet even here, some hikers leave trash behind. Hennie picks up after them, quietly expressing reverence for nature, handing the collected waste to a team leader to carry out.
We don’t claim the land. Instead, we let the forest reclaim us. In these woods, we rediscover the breath of nature, feel a powerful surge of life awaken within. It’s the perfect weekend reset — a collective mind-refresh.
After the trail, you’ll be rewarded with homemade tofu made by a local villager with 40 years of experience, and a hearty stir-fried pork dish. It’s more than enough to restore your energy — and send you home ready for a deep, well-earned sleep.
When:
Saturday, November 15th
11月15日星期六
Hares:
Red Snatcher, Shtupwaffel, Tea Bag Virgin
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut (Across from Paddy O` Shea`s), bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:30am meet at CiShouSi station, Exit H… also sharp!
9点Paddy‘s 出发，9点半慈寿寺H口，不见不散
Hash Cash
200 RMB gets you…
-Trail and circle
-Dinner
-Around-trip bus ride
-Bottomless beer
-Special cocktails
-Snacks
-Water and other drinks
Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas)
必胜客东直门
朝阳区-东直门外大街27号
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
CiShouSi Exit H 慈寿寺 H口
The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
BJH3 #2232– The Winter Is Cummin’ Run
❄️ Brace Yourselves, Hashers
Winter is cummin’, and so are we.
As the northern winds blow and Beijing’s brave (and stupid) gather once more, three legendary hares — Hardcore Outdoor, Spuds, and Tea Bag Virgin — will lead the charge against frostbite, hangovers, and basic dignity.
Forget the Wall — this week we run the City Hash, dodging electric scooters, street corn vendors, and rogue Didi drivers while clinging desperately to our beers for warmth. The hares have promised beer stops, scenic confusion, and trails so slippery even Jon Snow would fall flat on his frozen arse.
So grab your thermals, your horned helmets, and your least appropriate hash attire, because when the chill hits your nipples, you’ll know the trail has begun.
Winter may be cold, but our beer is colder. And unlike Westeros, our circle actually finishes.
💰 Hash Cash:
• 30 RMB for trail (beer stops and circle)
• 75 RMB for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
• 105 RMB for trail + dinner
🧭 Your Hares:
Hardcore Outdoor,
Spuds ,
Tea Bag Virgin ,
Just Zhuang Zhuang
🏁 Trail:
Trail is A–A with bag drop at the restaurant.
Circle is close enough to stumble to (less than 500m — or two failed snow angels away).
👕 Dress Code & Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME.
We can supply t-shirts, shorts, hoodies, beanies, socks, and various sundry items.
If you’ve earned a hash mug, bring it — winter is cruel, and the environment’s already dying. Let’s not add paper cups to the casualty list.
🐶 Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly, but the restaurant is not.
Dogs welcome on trail, not at dinner (unless they can pay hash cash).
🕝 When:
Sunday, November 16
1:30 PM meetup
2:00 PM start
🍻 On-after:
Paddy O’Shea’s, our sacred house of barley, loud voices, and questionable judgment.
🚇 D’erections to Meet-Up Spot:
Jiangtai Subway Station (Line 14), Exit C
将台地铁站14号线C口
📍 Address:
粗粮人家·东北菜(将台店)
Coarse Grain Family – Northeast Cuisine (Jiangtai Branch)
将台地铁站向北步行200米, 西大望路甲12号附近
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!