As we know (as we know), this weekend will see one of the biggest music festivals in the world take place – Glastonbury 2024. The Beijing Hash House Harriers will put on their very own festival right here in Beijing that will surely rival the scale and grandeur of Glasto.

While Glastonbury 2024 may have Dua Lipa, Coldplay, SZA, and Shania Twain as headliners, fear not! Beijing Hash-bury 2024 will have equally as world-famous and musically talented headliners in some of Beijing’s finest hares: Bloody Butt Precise and Silent Suck-off!

Please note that we cannot guarantee every artist will be present…

Cum join us as we take you on a world tour through the Sanyuanqiao area, first taking on the renown Ba River Stage, then moving onto the famed Dangdai MoMA Stage, and finishing off with the notorious Instreet Phoenix Galleria Stage.

While it is commonly believed that ley lines converge on Glastonbury Tor, hash rumour has it that hash-lines converge on Instreet in Sanyuanqiao, making it one of the hashiest places in Beijing.

The shitty hares will take you along canals, leafy parks, quiet alleyways, and modern architectural marvels.

The trail won’t be anywhere near as muddy and shiggy as Glastonbury… We will, however, have enough beer to flood the Ba River several times over!

So whether you’re a fan of pop, hip-hop, rock, r&b, dance music, or just have the Hash House Harriers songbook playlist on repeat, there will be something for you at each stage of the trail. Everyone is welcome!

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for beer stops and circle

75 RMB for dinner

Walking Headliner:

Bloody Butt Precise

Running Headliner:

Silent Suck-off

Dress Code:

Your very finest festival wear! As colourful as you can make it


Trail is A to A with bag drop at restaurant

Trail is not dog-friendly


Saturday, 29th June 2024

2:30 pm meet-up

3:00 pm start

Walking Trail:

8 km

Running Trail:

15 km


Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.

Meet Up:



Restaurant Name: Guo Lin’s Homestyle Roast Duck (Sanyuanqiao Branch)

Address:5-3 UHN International Village South Gate, Shuguang West Road, Chaoyang District, Beijing

D’Erections to Meet Up Spot:


Take metro line 10 or 17, get off from Taiyanggong Station Exit C (south east exit), walk 718 meters to the restaurant.


Upcoming Hareline:

Saturday, 6th July 2024 Run #2158 – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Pickle Boy, Too Slow to Come

Saturday, 13th July 2024 Run #2159 – Necro Feel Me Up, All Asshole, No Sack, Straight to Penis

Sunday, 21st July 2024 Run #2160 – Cums 4 Seconds, Pickle Boy, Rest in Piss

Saturday, 27th July 2024 Run #2161 – Pickle Boy, Tea Bag Virgin, John Wayne’s Gay Semen

Saturday, 3rd August 2024 Run #2162 – Pickle Boy, Little Red Shitting Hood, John the Baptist