Run #1723: The Halloween Hangover Hash Run

This Sunday, HHH will stand for Halloween Hangover Hash. Come in your best Hungover Costume. Turn your morning-after Halloween Costume “walk of shame” into an afternoon Hungover “run while tanked.” Prizes will be awarded for the best Hungover Costume. And don’t worry about your endurance fellow hashers, this hangover trail will be a wank in the park.

We know all of you will be dressed in your sexiest costume for Halloween. The hutongs will be packed with be sexy Minions showing lots of yellow skin, sexy Batmans with protruding nipple armor, and sexy Star Wars characters with extra long light sabers. Sexy pirates wearing not much more than an eye patch will be defending Sanlitun from a horde of scantily clad zombies and sparkly-skinned vampires.

The morning after, the streets of Beijing will be littered with bent fairy wings, ripped superhero capes, and dried up pools of baijiu regret. You may feel the desire to shed the soiled and broken pieces of your dignity sexy costumes, but no dear hashers, do not give up the remnants of your tattered costume.

When you return home, there is no need to undress or change your clothes. Leave your smeared costume makeup intact. You don’t even have to take off the wig. You are already dressed for the hash!

Wake from your drunken stupor and come dressed in best Hungover Costume. You can be a Hungover Minion or a Hungover Pirate or a Hungover Superhero. The more tragic and sloppy, the better. Don’t waste the hangover you have worked so hard for. Put it to good use!

You could win the Hungover Costume Contest! Your hares, Sink and Destroy, Six Kuai Short, and Super Squirter will judge each costume on creativity, shamefulness, and intoxication. The hasher with the best Hungover Costume will win a prize of incalculable value and also receive the adoration of all your fellow hashers.