Nurse Hash

Tired of feeling itchy? Annoyed of your last year’s STDs? Overfisted? Sharing WAS caring, it’s time to get tested on herpes, blisters, and mocratic dicks. Itchiness is just one symptom for these seemingly harmless, but potentially pretty hashy conditions.

So forget your short-term new year’s resolutions (no offence @#soberjanuary), it’s time for some new life resolutions! Start the year all healthy with: the Hash health checkup! Take your clothes off, enjoy a free-of-charge examination from your dirty doctoral Hares (including intense scratching or more, depending on your condition and horniness), and let them disinfect your body, particularly your liver, with beer and baijiu.

Or just come dressed like a doctor or a nurse instead. Join us this Sunday in Liangmaqiao, the Hash health district of Beijing (at least from now on, on on!).


Hebei Horse Herpes, Dickmocracy, Blister Fister


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Sunday, January 17th, 2016


Meet at 13:30, run starts at 14:00

Hash Cash:

20 RMB run and circle
70 RMB run, circle and dinner

Meet up:

Yu Wei Chuan Cai
Maizidian Xi Jie


Subway station Liangmaqiao, Line 10, Exit C. Walk 100 meters to the south, across the river. Or simply follow the Marx. This Sunday’s cunteen is on the first street after the bridge, on your left hand side.