Beijing HHH Run #1781: The Post-Party Hangover Hash

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It’s the morning after the night before (or the afternoon, at least)
and we’ll all be feeling pretty rough – why won’t this headache cease?
Where are my shoes? Who’s house is this? What did I do last night?
Come with us on the hangover hash, it’s all gonna be alright.
The hares are trying something new – three trails instead of two.
You can walk, run or cycle this time, the choice is up to you!
Come join Dark Shaft on his Fuck Off You Wank, get your bike out of the yard,
Dust off the seat, prelube the chain and pump those tyres up hard!
Or if you’re feeling lazier, come and try the walk or the run…
We promise it won’t be too strenuous, in fact you might have some fun!
We’re setting off from XL Bar, for anyone who didn’t make it home
“But we’ve hashed round there four times this year” comes the predictable moan…
Well fear not, we’ll make it interesting (which is to say, we’ll try)
So let’s hope for warmer weather – and pray for clearer skies!
On on!

  • Hares:
    Dark Shaft, Dickmocracy, Sweet & Furry, Lick It To Ride
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 11 December 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    XL Bar
    1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
    *Click here for Baidu map*
  • D’erections:
    It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

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Beijing HHH Run #1780: Christmas Prelube Run

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UPDATE:

The pollution has reached unHash like proportions. No running today, only walking and drinking! Come meet us at Paddy O’Sheas at the same Hash time. At 3:30pm, we will do a very short walk, hit a couple beer stops, and have a circle around 4:30pm. And the best part, pollution discount! This hash is free!

  • 2:00pm Meet for Pre-drinks at Paddy’s
  • 3:30pm Very short walking trail starts (lots of beer stops)
  • 4:30pm Circle up

Meet at: Paddy O’Sheas

Cost: Free


December is cuming! Are you ready for the Christmas Day? The biggest day of the year!

I bet all of us are in the Christmas mood already, but do we have wait for 20 days for the celebration? NO…. We cannot wait! Come to hash this weekend and pre-charge your beer battery to guarantee a exciting Christmas month!

  • Hares:
    Red Snatcher, Prelubed, Finger My Dough
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, December 4th, 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Longheju Meishicheng(restaurant) 隆和居美食城(天坛东路)
    Address: Tiantan east road 80-6, Dongcheng district, Bejing
    地址: 北京东城区天坛东路80-6
  • D’erections:
    Take Line 5 and get out at Exit C of the East Gate of Temple of Heaven station(天坛东门), walk 800 meters south along the road, you cannot miss the restaurant on the left.

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A Very Hashy Christmas Party 2016

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HHHO HHHO HHHOOO!!

After the celebration of an epic Hash wedding it’s time to get in the cheerful Christmas mood and to dust off your best, sexy holiday costume for the most joyful party of the year!

There will be food (roast dinner with wide selection for both meat lovers and vegetarians), free-flow drinks, gifts, costume contests and of course a lot of hashing shenanigans!

And remember to bring your Secret Santa gift (value around CNY 50), you will get a surprise AND a seat on Santa’s lap!

Price is CNY 200 to be paid to Herr Cashy Pants (cash or Wechat) from Monday, 28 November. This will cover the roast dinner, 4h free-flow on selected drinks from 8:00pm to midnight and a fantastic hash evening (and rumour has it, epic nap spots).

There will be a special discounted price for anyone that has come to the Hash 10 times or more in the past year, but remember to pre-pay to have the discount (full price at the door). Ask Herr Cashy Pants for more information.

Register

Hurry up, only limited spots available!

Contact Heart On, Red Snatcher or Anything Goes if you have any questions.

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1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022)
Behind the DGB, just north from Heaven)
*Click here for Baidu map*


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Beijing HHH Run #1779: Welcum Back Bjorn Again

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These are the times we Americans gather together to be thankful and run 5Ks. And we have a lot to be thankful for… the presidential erection, turkey-induced indigestion, Yanjing, that magical time when the first Beijing snowfall is half-melted and slushy and leaks into your shoes, you get the point. But do you know the true story of the first Thanksgiving?

Legend has it that the Pilgrims landed on a rock on the beach in a place they thought was Virgin-ia, and were starving until the locals taught them to live off the land and eat pumpkin pie. But, in fact, the Vikings ‘discovered’ America 500 years before, and they too had a Thanksgiving feast of their own (in Canada no less). And instead of turkey, archaeologists concur that they probably ate lamb hotpot.

Luckily for us, our very own favorite Swede has returned to help us celebrate the first Thanksgiving. Bjorn Again is back in his native Lido after months away in the Old Country (or Thailand, we’re not quite sure). Let us go to his environment and give thanks for his return! Let us re-enact the first Vikings in their quest to eat the local food and drink! And let us ever be thankful for well-marked trails and the good company of returning Hashers!! ON ON!!!

  • Hares:
    Dry Hole, Six Kuai Short, Chickenshit
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 27 November 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Yangfang Shuanrou 阳坊涮肉(酒仙桥店),
    18 Jiangtai Lu 将台路18号
  • D’erections:
    Take Line 14 to Jiangtai Station and get out at Exit A, then walk 200m east; the restaurant is on the north side of the road. 14号线将台路地铁站A出口往东200米,路北侧。

 

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Beijing Hash House Harriers proudly presents: Mr and Mrs Cumfused

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Once upon a time, a young, Confused Colombian came to China, seeking the finest amber ales and adventures to be had. Little did the Colombian know that he would run face first into a Cumshot, so amazing that he could only stand in awe and daze for many years. Finally, having built up the courage to confess his considerable crush, Cumshot concurred that indeed they were a charming match. All the rest is history, and so we arrive today, to the making of Mr and Mrs Cumfused.

Come and join us to celebrate the union of Dazed and Confused and Cumshot (that’s two people, not three) as they pledge to spend the rest of their lives getting lucky at home on Friday nights. Let us embrace this bright and uncommon celebration in the hasher community, proclaiming their love through the streets of Beijing to finally arrive at their home, Paddy’s, ensuring the only thing that’s on the rocks are our drinks.

Barmen!

  • Bridesmaids & Groomsmen (aka hares)
    Pussy Nibble, Margricunt, Super Squirter, Pickachu
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 20 November 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 12pm, wedding processions starts at 1:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    40RMB procession and wedding ceremony
    100RMB procession, ceremony, and reception
    +20RMB for optional White Russian wedding toast
  • Dress:
    Wedding Fabulous
  • Chapel:
    Our Hash Bar Paddy O’Sheas
  • D’erections:
    Dongzhimen Wai Dajie, between Chunxiu Lu and Xindong Lu, opposite the Australian Embassy.
    东直门外大街,春秀路与新东路之间,澳大利亚大使馆对面

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