Beijing HHH Run #1753: The THE GODS CAME DOWN… no wait… THE HASHERS WENT UP TO WREAK HAVOC RUN

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Hashers of the earth, what has become of this world… Everyone is leaving, the weather is getting nasty, alcohol makes us see the same set of pictures four times in a row… To find out exactly what the fuck is going on, the three hares Super Squirter, Piss’n’Bitch and Herr Splashy Pants decided to visit the heavenly deities and inquire about this crazy ass monkey business… but instead of answers all they found was this mysterious circular shape visible from outer space…

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… and on top of that those dicks dared to give the three harmless hares weird water god names!!!
The only way to rid the hares of their wrongful god names is to splash them real hard with water… thus, dear hashers, our friends, come join this Sunday’s run and help make sure that everyone gets really wet. Bring water guns, water bombs, or anything else that you know gets others really, really wet.

  • Hares:
    The three unvoluntary water gods Mazu (媽祖), LongMa (龍馬), and Gong Gong (龚工), also known by their earthly names Super Squirter, PISS’n’Bitch and Herr Splashy Pants
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 29 May 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 14:30, run and walk start at 15:00
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    三仟家春饼家常菜 SanQianJia ChunBing JiaChangCai
    旧鼓楼大街甲3号 Jiu GuLou Dajie Jia 3 Hao
  • D’erections:
    Line 8 / line 2 Gulou Dajie station Exit E, the restaurant is an excruciating 50m south from the exit.
    鼓楼大街地铁站(2&8号线)从E出口往南走50米

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Beijing HHH Run #1752: The Ragged Cloth Hash

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After howling to the non-beijing-like blue moon and load yourself with barrels of cheap beer on Friday night, you dragged your hang over body on Saturday morning to an “unchartered run” to continue sabotaging your brain. When you finally get back from the mountains, thinking about which cloth to change… please don’t! For the hash weekend is not over yet!
Come join us in the Ragged Cloth Run on Sunday, keep wearing the ragged clothes suffered the last two days together with you (no matter you just get back from Saturday’s boxer or just survived an emergency landing back from Bali). For those who didn’t go to boxer or back from an emergency landing, pleas wear as ragged as possible to fit in the group!
Let’s wank through the twisted hutongs, feel the summer breeze wiping through the holes of your tattered cloth and fill your belly with loads of loads of beer!

Just the Tip’s FOYW!!!

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  • Hares:
    Just the Tip (FOYW), West Side Farter, What the Fluff!
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, May 22nd 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 14:30, run and walk start at 15:00
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    建民大馅饺子城
    Jianmin Daxian Jiaozi Cheng
  • D’erections:
    Hepingmen Subway Station (Line 2) Exit B1
    和平门地铁站B1出口 (2号线)

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Beijing Boxer Hash #148: The Unchartered Run

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Thirty years older, I see the mountains unchanged. I am forced to recognize in the scheme of things, we are insignificant. Even great men pass into nothing, forgotten to time. Nature on the other hand is beautiful and powerful. We spend our time fucking around in filthy Gomorrah thinking this is life. But this isn’t life. Away from the noise I encountered real life. I saw people living with nature without arrogance. In the villages, I saw humble men fishing as they did in generations past. I was one with the trees, the mountains, and the water. Especially the water; after all, humans come from fish. On Boxer Hash Saturday, we are all going home.
Far in substance but close in kilometers, we are taking the Boxer Hashers to unchartered territory. Not some place around Huairou, Miyun, Changping, or wherever we always fucking go all the time. We, the Boxer Hash Hares, are full of creativity.

  • Hares:
    Autoblow, Molotov Cock & Nut Pirate
  • Type:
    Unknown — it’s unchartered territory, eh? (Runners’ and walkers’ trails will both be available. Runners’ trail about 10-12k, walkers’ trail will reportedly “be easy.”)
  • When:
    Saturday, May 21, 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
  • Hash Cash:
    150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! And if you think that’s a bargain, for only 50 RMB more, you can add a breakfast buffet of eggs, sausage, potatoes, bread and tomatoes plus a drink of your choice (coffee, bloody mary, etc.) at XL bar pre-departure!
    (**Please make sure to note which option you choose when signing up below! Breakfast will only be guaranteed for those who indicate that option on the form.**).
  • Meet up:
    XL Bar
    1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
    *Click here for Baidu map*
  • D’erections:
    It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
  • Runsite:
    Jinhai Lake, Pinggu
  • What to bring:
    It’s almost summer, so consider a hat, sunscreen, sun glasses, a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail, etc. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure.

Register NOW!

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Full Moon HHH Run #98 – Blue Moon Run

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A blue moon refers to a second full moon within a calendar month. It is a rare and splendid event. Here in Beijing we are enjoying a lunar hash spectacle: a second full moon run in the month of May!  If you missed the last one here’s your chance to make it up. Come out and get your hashathon weekend started properly!

  • Hares:
    Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
  • Type:
    Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules
  • When:
    Friday, 20 May 2016
  • Time:
    Meeting 7:30, run 8:00 SHARP
  • Hash Cash:
    Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)
  • Meet up:
    Xi yu ba da mu Xinjiang restaurant(西域巴达木)
    Xi jie kou North Street Ban Qiao Alley No. 7 (西街口北大街板桥三条七号)
    Click for Baidu Map
  • D’erections:
    Subway Line 2 Ji Shui Tan Station Exit D. Turn left out of the station and walk South about 100 meters. Turn left at on the little alley just before the sign reading “Ban Qiao 3 Tiao”. The restaurant is 50 meters in on the left.
    地铁2号线积水潭D口,向南100米. 在板桥三条往左转,再走50米左侧

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