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Let's go to the Interhash 2010 The Sarawak Rainforest Interhash 2010 is On On!! Dont miss the opportunity of being part of the biggest HHH event in the world! So far Phantom, Taxi Ride Her, Undulator, Dazed & Confused, Moore head, Circus Freak, Buddah and Spiking Viking are attending!!
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Run #1423: Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles Run

  • Date:
    February 7, 2010

  • History behind this day:
    in 1819, Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles leaves Singapore after just taking it over, leaving it in the hands of William Farquhar. 143 years later the Singapore HHH was founded... 

  • Hares:
    Dry Hole and Josh

  • Meet at: 
    Datun Lu East Ditie, Exit B (Line 5)
    Two stops North of line 5 & 10 interchange

  • Type:
    A-A
  • Time:
    1:30PM, Run Starts 2:00PM

  • Map to run start: 
    Permalink at mobilenative

"Please note we are running with “winter hours” so runs will begin at 2 pm and we hold the circle outside so bring warm clothes for after the run and remember that a frozen sexual appendage is not a good reason to move the circle inside!!! Frozen beer is the only decent excuse!!!"

WE NEED HARES FOR FEB 14TH
PLEASE CONTACT DRY HOLE

 

Hash Trash Run 1422

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Well the farthest outside Beijing (besides the Boxer Hash) this weekend on the new line 4 and we had a biggest crowd of the Winter season (so far). People all over the city must have heard rumors that Snot and D&C were haring as we had 8 virgins and 3 LTNS show up anxious to run.
With our total of 23 huddled for protection from the wind. Snot began explaining the trail – he and D&C promised off-road, on-road, climbing, vistas, shitty trails and who knows what else but several spots along the way the smells were amazing, and not in a good way.

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Run #1422: At the edge of the city, Discovering the outlands of Beijing.

This weekend's run cannot be missed!! The Beijing HHH will be blessed with a extremely fascinating run! We will have the first urban/off-road Run of the year!! Guided by the smartness of Snot and the audacity of Dazed and Confused, we will visit a virgin territory for the most of our hashers, see uncommon places of Beijing and be touched by the surrounding urban nature! Without forgetting an awesome circle with nice fresh air and cool beer!!

  • Date:
    January 31, 2010

  • Hares:
    Dazed & Confused and Snot

  • Meet at:
    Anheqiao North Exit (the only exit)
    Last Station on New Line 4

  • Type:
    A-B

  • What to Expect:
    A combination of urban and off-road soil with some hills and a lot of new territory in a clear and almost warm day

  • Time:
    1:30PM, Run Starts 2:00PM

  • Map to run start: 
    Permalink at mobilenative

"Please note we are running with “winter hours” so runs will begin at 2 pm and we hold the circle outside so bring warm clothes for after the run and remember that a frozen sexual appendage is not a good reason to move the circle inside!!! Frozen beer is the only decent excuse!!!"

   

Hash Trash Run #1421

Most hashers heeded Circus Freak's threats of bodily harm if they didn't wear something PINK – even one of our virgins, Cory, found pink thread and stitched his initials onto his running jacket.  With arguments over what color is actually pink vs. salmon or fuchsia we circled up for instruction.  
We were amazed that with Bonnie owning so much pink that the only thing CF "wore" was a small pin-on button BUT I guess anything counts even the Reverend's Hello Kitty blanket or Condom Popper's legs (or the pink cock ring that he brought to the circle for down downs).  

Read more: Hash Trash Run #1421

   

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Dodging the shit and trash
Our skies are never clear
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Weekly Song

In an effort to drive our neighbors, restaurants and hashers crazy with our voices and singing we will provide a classic Hash Song so new runners can learn them and old timers can get reacquainted with for the circle. This week’s song:

DO RE ME BEER
(Tune of do-re-mi from The Sound of Music)

DOugh, the stuff that buys me beer!
RAy, the guy who brings me beer!
ME, the guy who drinks the beer!
FAr, a long way to get beer!
SO, I'll have another beer!
LA, I'll have another beer!
TEa, no thanks I'm having beer!
That will bring us back to...
DOH! DOH! DOH! DOH!

 

HEAD, WHO SAID HEAD?

Head?!? Who said head? 
I'll have some of that!
and we did and it was good,
and there was much rejoicing!
and then we fucked! we fucked for hours and hourse,
uprooting trees and shrubs and flowers,
like vikings, with horns on our head!
head?!? who said head...

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