It’s the morning after the night before (or the afternoon, at least)
and we’ll all be feeling pretty rough – why won’t this headache cease?
Where are my shoes? Who’s house is this? What did I do last night?
Come with us on the hangover hash, it’s all gonna be alright.
The hares are trying something new – three trails instead of two.
You can walk, run or cycle this time, the choice is up to you!
Come join Dark Shaft on his Fuck Off You Wank, get your bike out of the yard,
Dust off the seat, prelube the chain and pump those tyres up hard!
Or if you’re feeling lazier, come and try the walk or the run…
We promise it won’t be too strenuous, in fact you might have some fun!
We’re setting off from XL Bar, for anyone who didn’t make it home
“But we’ve hashed round there four times this year” comes the predictable moan…
Well fear not, we’ll make it interesting (which is to say, we’ll try)
So let’s hope for warmer weather – and pray for clearer skies!