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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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BJHHH #1860: Strong Independent Person Hash


Fed up of people telling you what (/who) to do and when to cum? What to wear and what not to wear? When to drink and when to stop?! How Hard to Blow? How Super to Squirt? And whether Chips really need Piss?

EMANCIPATE YOURSELF!
Celebrate your new found independence with the SIPH (Strong Independent Person Hash).

Wear what you want. Cum when you want; early, late, on your own, with someone else. YOU DECIDE. YOU STRONG INDEPENDENT PERSON, YOU!


When:

Saturday 23-June

Time:

Meet at 14:30. Run starts at 15:00

Hares:

Blow Harder, Super Squirter and Piss’n’Chips

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

D’erections:

阿文汤包(国贸店)A Wen Tangbao, 光华东里2号院。No.2 Guanghua Dongli.

It’s almost 900m from the closest metro stop, sorry about that! Take line 10 to Jintai Xizhao Metro station, Exit D. Go south for about 350m until you arrive at Guanghua Road. Turn right, walk for another 500m until you cross Jintong East Road. The next SMALL street turn left (there’s a golden building with a metal bull statue in front on the south side of the street – see picture) and walk for another 100m.

餐厅离地铁站几乎900米,非常抱歉!最近地铁站是10号线的金台夕照站。D出口。往南350米到光华路,光华路右拐,在走550米左右,过金桐东路。左侧看到一个金色的楼宇时,楼宇右脚有一只牛的雕塑(看以下照片),那条路进去大概100米即可。

By | June 21st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

#170: The Golden Combo Run

Speaking of golden, when you think of the word in summer, what comes to mind? Yes! COLD YANJING BEER!

What about when you think about it in the context of a boxer? Yes. BEAUTIFUL SURPRISING TRAIL!!! Very friendly to walkers and no sad story!

So join us to enjoy the sunshine beer and nice view on this absolutely golden combination trail!


Hares:

007, Red Snatcher, Rambo #5

Runsite:

天漠 Tianmo

When:

Saturday, June 30th

Time:

Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

SUNSCREEN AND HAT ARE MANDATORY!

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. 

Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
By | June 21st, 2018|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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