Beijing HHH Run #1790: The Hutong Maze Run

There is a big event on this weekend! You may know it is the Lanterns Day, but what carry more weight is Hash Birthday!! The hash cousins Red Snatcher and Finger My Dough’s birthdays are all in this week. So they invite another veteran hasher Sweet and Furry to make a fantastic run!

Running in Hutongs can never be exhausting, especially in lunar January. Every door is decorated with New Year scrolls ,red lanterns are hung in the street.And this time ,we will run in the biggest Hutong area, that is like a big maze. It is even a challenge for experienced hashers not to get lost. However, it seems we can always gain power and spirit from beer,so apart from compass and sense of direction, do not forgot to bring your sense of beer!

Dress Code: Please wear red!

  • Hares:
    Red Snatcher, Sweet & Furry, Finger My Dough
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 12 February 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    老北京炸酱面大王 Lao beijing zhajiangmian dawang(East Xinglong street No.56,Chongwen district 北京市东兴隆街56号)

    Phone number:67056705

  • D’erections:

    Exit A of Ciqikou subway station on line 5, go north for 400 meters then turn left and walk 300 meters, you will see the restaurant on the left.

    5号线磁器口地铁A口出,向北走400米东兴隆街左拐,300米左手边。

    餐厅离地铁站几乎900米,非常抱歉!最近地铁站是10号线的金台夕照站。D出口。往南350米到光华路,光华路右拐,在走550米左右,过金桐东路。左侧看到一个金色的楼宇时,楼宇右脚有一只牛的雕塑(看以下照片),那条路进去大概100米即可。

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Beijing HHH Run #1789: The “Happy Birthday! Fuck Off!” Hash

Some might say it’s glorious, some might say it’s tragic, but for sure it’s an eventful day! Blister Fister is celebrating his birfday! Herr Splashy Pants is fucking off!!! Well, he’s been fucking off for some time now, so in order to make sure it actually happens, you better show up and make your voice heard – I guess there’s power in numbers!

To properly celebrate this strange combination of events, the hares have decided to take you through a place few have hashed before – our glorious CBD business district around Guomao! While you might have images in your head of buildings touching the sky, large avenues cutting through the urban landscape and the glaring sun reflecting off of shiny glass facades…. you will be surprised to see post modern industrial style gardening architecture, abandoned parks, and the 798 of CBD. All of this will be topped off by dinner in one of the oldest restaurants in Beijing!

Come join to make hash history!

  • Hares:
    All In, Blister Fister, Herr Splashy Pants
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 05 February 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    小王府(光华路店) Xiao WangFu, Guanghua Dongli Building 2 光华东里2号楼。
  • D’erections:

    It’s almost 900m from the closest metro stop, sorry about that! Take line 10 to Jintai Xizhao Metro station, Exit D. Go south for about 350m until you arrive at Guanghua Road. Turn right, walk for another 500m until you cross Jintong East Road. The next SMALL street turn left (there’s a golden building with a metal bull statue in front on the south side of the street – see picture) and walk for another 100m.

    餐厅离地铁站几乎900米,非常抱歉!最近地铁站是10号线的金台夕照站。D出口。往南350米到光华路,光华路右拐,在走550米左右,过金桐东路。左侧看到一个金色的楼宇时,楼宇右脚有一只牛的雕塑(看以下照片),那条路进去大概100米即可。

 

 


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Boxer Hash #157: Chongli Ski Hash 2017

After a summer trip in the wildlife and our boozy Christmas party, it is finally time to play in the snow and hit the slopes of Chongli! Enjoy the adrenaline of chasing rubber cocks down the slopes with your fellow hashers, and of course not missing copious quantity of ice cold beer!

We will spend most of the time on the slopes, at the bar nearby or running in our birthday suit in the middle of the night. We need to know numbers soon to finalize arrangements.

PRICING

Sign-up and pay by Thursday, February 9th to receive the early-bird price!

Skiers/snowbiarders: early bird CNY1,200 / regular price CNY1,300 per head (who said head?).

Non-skiiers early bird CNY700 / regular price CNY800 per head.

TENTATIVE AGENDA

SATURDAY, February 18th

• 06:30 – Meet by XL Bar (early start to enjoy more time on the slopes). Remember to bring your own breakfast/morning snacks, as XL won’t be open

• 07:00 – Departure

• 11:00 – Arriving in Chongli and picking up ski equipment in town

• 13:00 – Enjoy the slopes! (Lunch not included, but there are several options in the area)

• 16:00 – Slopes close, chill and drink at the ski resort bar (change on bus/in the bar/under the trees)

• 18:00 – Bash Dinner followed by party at the ski resort bar

• 21:00 – FULLMOON HHH run on the slopes

• 23:00 – Check-in into the Hotel and get our beauty sleep

SUNDAY, February 19th

• 7:30 – Homey breakfast in the Hotel

• 8:30 – Head to the slopes

• 09:00 – ALL DAY Skiing

• 16:00 – Slopes close 🙁 Head to town to return gear. Remember to grab dinner before we leave

• 18:00 – Depart for home, back in Beijing around 10-11:00pm

The full weekend price includes:

Bus, dinner Saturday night, breakfast Sunday morning, lift pass for 1.5 days, ski equipment, overnight accommodation in the hotel, Full Moon Hash, snacks, booze, soft drinks, water, and, as always, all the beer you can drink!!

Important info:

• Ski gear will be rented in town and included in the price. Remember to tell Agent Orgy or Heart On your ski/snow board shoe size! Rental also available by the slopes but the cost is not included in the trip

• The Hotel is made of double bed and twin bedrooms, room allocation will be done later on but let us know if you have any preference

• Send the number/email of an emergency contact person to Agent Orgy or Heart On

• Bring your passport!!!

• Pay at the hash or via Wechat to Agent Orgy / marjmarjvi or Heart On / BenedettaR1

 

Register NOW!**

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** IMPORTANT NOTE: THE BEIJING BOXER HASH IS AN OFF-ROAD RUNNING HASH GOING OUT TO THE HILLS AROUND BEIJING ONCE A MONTH. WE USUALLY AIM FOR THE SECOND SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH, BUT MAY VARY DEPENDING ON THE HARES’ AVAILABILITY, CURRENCY EXCHANGE FLUCTUATIONS, THE SCORE OF THE MOST RECENT BEIJING GUO’AN GAME, THE BUS DRIVER’S MOOD AND OTHER VARIABLE FACTORS WE HAVE ZERO CONTROL OVER. WE DO NOT ADJUST FOR WEATHER CONDITIONS (BRING A TOWEL, YOU WON’T DROWN) NOR POLLUTION LEVELS (THEY’RE LOWER OUT IN THE MOUNTAINS ANYWAY). IT’S OK TO WALK BUT NOT TO LALLYGAG. KEEP MOVING … WE’RE A RUNNING HASH. HEART ATTACKS ARE NOT PERMITTED. AS WE ARE OUT ON MOUNTAIN TRAILS, IT’S EASY TO GET LOST. IF YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO BRING A PHONE WITH YOU (LIM&S, LOOKING AT YOU!) AND YOU GET LOST. WE WON’T PH*CKING CARE, NOR WILL WE PH*CING PIN YOU EITHER. WE MAY OR MAY NOT SEND A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR YOU. IF WE DO, CHANCES ARE IT WILL CONSIST PRIMARILY OF RABID DOGS AND HUNGRY WOLVES. THAT BEING SAID, WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU JOIN US AND HOPE YOU ENJOY A GREAT DAY! (BY THE WAY, NO YOU WON’T BE BACK FOR YOUR IMPORTANT DINNER DATE BRING THEM ALONG INSTEAD)


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Beijing HHH Run #1788: Enter the Year of the Cock!

 

Happy New Year!!!! One new year’s celebration clearly isn’t enough, and since most of you will probably have failed your resolutions already, the year of the cock is generously giving you another chance (cocks don’t carry grudges). Join this week’s run to mark the Lunar Calendar’s New Year in best hash fashion and get ready for a full dive into Chinese New Year’s festivities. Bring as many noisy cocks as you can get your hands on and let’s see if we can beat the Musical of Fireworks!

  • Hares:
    Prelubed + Mom, Pickle Boy, Herr Splashy Pants
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 29 January 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    羊大全 YangDaQuan old Beijing restaurant. Andingmen #46 (easy enough address). The restaurant is dog friendly, but not all of the trail is.
  • D’erections:

    Take Subway Line 2 to Andingmen Metro station, get out Exit A and walk straight south (right turn at Exit A) across Second Ring Road for exactly 240m. It’s on your right had side.

    从地铁2号线安定门站A口出来,往南走240米,饭馆在右(西)边。


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Beijing HHH Run #1787: Taxi’s First Ride

Half a score years ago, a bright-eyed lass left the wilds of Wuhan for the culture and sophistication of Beijing. Unfortunately, she joined the hash.   After a brief and, ahem, interesting sojourn to Tianjin, she was named by Dry Hole on her third BJHHH run.  Meanwhile, an Aussie hasher returning from leave, spotted her from across the circle during the afore-mentioned naming and immediately noticed her cute arse smile.  The rest is hash history.  So, this Saturday, we return to the scene of the crime in Lido.

  • Hares:
    Phantom, Taxi RideHer, (Phantom Menace), and Dry Hole
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    SATURDAY, 21 January 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    顺兴斋清真餐厅(将台路店)

    Shun Xing Zhai Muslim Restaurant, China, Beijing, Chaoyang, Jiangtai Rd, 高家园310号
  • D’erections:

    Most easily accessed at Lido Hotel Bus Stop by bus numbers 408, 416, 571, 657, 677, 682, 701, 847, 983, 104, 107, and 111. Alternatively, the nearest station is Wangjing South Station. Walk 840 m southwest and then cross southeast under the Airport Expressway at Jiangtai Lu.

    从地铁14号线望京南站C口出来,往南走840米,过几场高速,饭馆在东北边。


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