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BJHHH#1912: Wet, Wild and Windmilled – The Sequel

It’s been 360 long dry days since the great hash water war of 2018. We all remember the incredibly attractive hares, the copious amounts of cold beer and the theraputic affect of taking aim on your fellow hashers.
This year expect wetter water, wilder windmills, an even tastier trail…and of course…bigger guns.

Armour up, holster up and let’s take this sequel into the elite group of ‘sequels better than the originals’ .

Join us in the hutongs once more as we Blow, Squirt and Piss the day away.

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Hares:

Super Squirter, Blow Harder and Piss ‘n’ Chips

When:

Saturday 22nd of June, meetup at 2:30. Run starts at 3pm.

Dress Code:

Come ready to get wet and soak in HouHai! BYOP – Bring your own pistol!

Hash Cash:

Run or walk, beer stops and circle drinks 30 RMB
Run or walk, beer stops, circle drinks and Hash meal 80 RMB

Restaurant & Meet up:

旧鼓楼外大街68号。#68 JiuGuLou WaiDaJie
(before you start making dinner plans it’s delicious roof top bbq!) 

D’erections:

Guloudajie subway Station line 2 and 8. Exit A2 or B. Cross the bridge and follow the hash marks.
By |June 16th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

MONDAY FMH #132: Southwestern Strawberry Moon

In case you were worried there aren’t enough hashes for you, have no fear, the Strawberry Full Moon is here! Strawberries are the first fruit to ripen each spring, but will we find any on trail here in Beijing? Come and see!

Many know Monday as a wanking day, but here at the Full Moon Hash we are always willing to lend a helping hand to spice up the start of your work week. Join us in Southwestern Beijing for a live trail through one of few Beijing neighborhoods sure to be clean of all past hash marks and flour stains. The trail is guaranteed to have everything; parks, alleys, dancing ayis, and well… pretty much the same as any other neighborhood. Get your howls finetuned and pitch-perfect for this Monday adventure.

On On!


Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, catch-the-hare

When:

Monday, 17th June, meet 7:30pm run starts at 8:00pm

Hash Cash:

Run & circle- 20 kuai

Dinner- bill shared between diners

Meet Up:

Jiaodong Seafood Dumpling City (Caishishikou Street)

Jiāodōng hǎixiān jiǎo zǐ chéng (càishì kǒu dàjiē)

胶东海鲜饺子城(菜市口大街)

D’erections:

Take line 4 metro to Taoranting station. Take Exit C and turn right. After walking north for 50m, you will arrive at the restaurant!

陶然亭地铁站-地铁4号线方庄C口出。向北走方庄路50米。

By |June 15th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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