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BJH3 #1916: Lao Beijing Hutong Culture Trip

It’s summertime in Beijing, which means many people go on vacation to escape the heat, see new sites, and learn about different cultures.  We say, why leave when you can have all of that right here in Beijing?
Join your Lao Beijingren hares on a pleasant romp through some of Beijing’s most picturesque hutongs without having to venture out in the dark, a la Full Moon Hash!  There will be twists and turns, shaded lanes, poop of dubious origin, and even a few hash marks to guide you as you explore what summertime life is like inside the Second Ring Road.  You might even have a chance to see the famous Beijing Bikini before it’s outlawed here too!**
Be sure to join your hares and stay for a delicious hash family dinner of tasty and famous Beijing specialties!

Hares:

Red Snatcher, All In, Moose Knuckles

When:

SUNDAY, 21 July.  Meet up at 2:30, run starts at 3pm.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB — Run/Walk, beer stops, circle
80 RMB — Run/Walk, beer stops, circle, and dinner!

Dress code:

Bikinis optional

Restaurant:

Dalian Huoshao 褡裢火烧
A-No.46, Di’anmen East Street
地安门东大街甲46号

D’erections:

Nanluogu Xiang metro station (Line 6 / 8)
Take Exit B, walk 300 meters east.  Dao le!
地铁南锣鼓巷站下车,B口出,向东走300米即到

 

**Note: The Beijing Bikini is still legal in Beijing, the above is just baseless speculation.

By |July 17th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

July 20th Boxer Hash #180: Journey to the East

 

Sweeping vistas. Lush mountains. Ice cold Qingdao. If you like it, we’ve got it at Saturday Boxer #180!

We’ll be over the hills and far away this 20th of July. Soaring rocky cliffs and clear blue lakes await at BoLiTai Village in lovely Pinggu County. Like a productive Friday at Paddy’s, this Boxer’s gonna take your breath away and leave you sore but asking for more. Climb through a well-groomed bush, get all sweaty, and reach climax with your lovely hares.

 


 

 

When:

Saturday, July 20

7月20日星期六

Time:

Meet at 10a.m.

Departure at 10:30a.m. sharp-ish

Hares:

T(win)cest, Red Snatcher, Tom

Trail:

A-B

What to Bring:

Cell phone, sun block, running shoes(!), sense of adventure, direction, and humor.

Bring your own water bottle   because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏

Registration:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!

Register to Boxer H3

Hash Cash:

200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and a great dinner.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.


 

*** IMPORTANT NOTE: The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead) ***

By |July 14th, 2019|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

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Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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