Beijing HHH Run #1787: Taxi’s First Ride

Half a score years ago, a bright-eyed lass left the wilds of Wuhan for the culture and sophistication of Beijing. Unfortunately, she joined the hash.   After a brief and, ahem, interesting sojourn to Tianjin, she was named by Dry Hole on her third BJHHH run.  Meanwhile, an Aussie hasher returning from leave, spotted her from across the circle during the afore-mentioned naming and immediately noticed her cute arse smile.  The rest is hash history.  So, this Saturday, we return to the scene of the crime in Lido.

  • Hares:
    Phantom, Taxi RideHer, (Phantom Menace), and Dry Hole
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    SATURDAY, 21 January 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    顺兴斋清真餐厅(将台路店)

    Shun Xing Zhai Muslim Restaurant, China, Beijing, Chaoyang, Jiangtai Rd, 高家园310号
  • D’erections:

    Most easily accessed at Lido Hotel Bus Stop by bus numbers 408, 416, 571, 657, 677, 682, 701, 847, 983, 104, 107, and 111. Alternatively, the nearest station is Wangjing South Station. Walk 840 m southwest and then cross southeast under the Airport Expressway at Jiangtai Lu.

    从地铁14号线望京南站C口出来,往南走840米,过几场高速,饭馆在东北边。


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Beijing HHH Run #1786: The Third-Wheeling Hash

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Have you ever been in this annoying situation that things got hot with this guy / girl and you wanted to really take it to the next stage, but your or his / her friend just stayed around trying to tie you in a pleasant conversation about him/her? Well, if that is the case, NOW is the time to take revenge! Bring a couple you are friends with to the hash and third wheel like there’s no tomorrow!!! Talk to them about the benefits to physical performance of regular exercise, about the psychological boosts to libido by chasing each other, and about the conduciveness of alcohol to the existence of your sex life and revel in the joy of continuously denying the fulfillment of their passion!

 

  • Hares:
    SuperSquirter + Just Cliff, and onlooking Herr Splashy Pants
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 15 January 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Si(4)Jiu(9)Cheng JiaoZi Restaurant, Wangjing Road / Guangshun Road, Wangjing West Court Area 4.
    四九城饺子馆,望京街道广顺北大街望京西园4区熊家城烤肉旁边
  • D’erections:
    Intersection of line 14 and line 15, Wangjing Station. Get out of exit C or exit H and walk south for 200 or 160 m, respectively. Restaurant will be on the left side, second floor (next to XiongJiaCheng BBQ).

    从望京地铁站C或H口出来,往南走200米,饭馆在东边,二层。

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Full Moon HHH Run #106: The Full Moon Resolutions Hash

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It’s January – the time of year when we deludes ourselves into thinking that we can all become better people. Whether it’s buying a gym membership, vowing to eat better or swearing off the booze, there seems to be a New Year’s resolution for almost everything.  We all know that come February, they’ll be but a dim, distant memory – but that doesn’t stop us believing we can make a change!

So come join us on the Full Moon Hash, as we resolve to make 2017 a year of better-laid trails, where the Yanjing never runs out and nobody ever gets lost. (And don’t forget to come prepared with your own New Year’s resolutions, to be read out at the circle)

On On!

  • Hares:
    Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
  • Type:
    Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules
  • When:
    Thursday, 12 January 2017
  • Time:
    Meeting 7:30, run 8:00 SHARP
  • Hash Cash:
    Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)
  • Meet up:
    Lao Feng Kao Yangxiezi Guan, #206 Gulou Xi Dajie
    老冯烤羊蝎子馆(鼓楼西大街店),鼓楼西大街206号(近德胜门城楼)
  • D’erections:
    Jishuitan Subway Station (Line 2), take Exit C, Walk East down Denshengmen Xi Dajie for about 500m, cross Deshengmen Nei Dajie to Gulou Xi Dajie, walk about 250m, the restaurant is on the right side.
    地铁二号线,积水潭站C口出,向东沿德胜门西大街步行500米,穿过德胜门内大街,进入鼓楼西大街,沿鼓楼西大街步行250米,饭店在右手边

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Beijing HHH Run #1785: The Initiation of Slappy Seconds

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Join us this Sunday in Wudaokou’s famous Qinghua University as Transylvestite and Six Kuai lead the initiation of young Slappy Seconds out of his haring virginity.

Note all those who graduated from any school around here now have the opportunity to show up a few years later, hang out in the parking lot, and try to pick up dates.

On on!

  • Hares:
    Slappy Seconds, 6 Kuai Short, Transylvestite
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 8 January 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    The Hot Wings Shack (Chengfulu)
    137 Chengfulu
    翅迷烤翅(成府路店)
    成府路蓝旗营137号(近清华大学南门)
  • D’erections:
    800 meters east of Line 4 Beijing University Dongmen exit C

    or 1k west of Line 13 Wudaokou exit B
    从北京大学东门地铁站C口出来,往西走1公里到,或从五道口地铁站B口出来,往东走800米。

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Beijing HHH Run #1784: First of 2017

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UPDATE:

The pollution has reached unHash like proportions. No running today, only walking and drinking! Come meet us at Paddy O’Sheas at 2:00pm. We may do a very short walk and circle. Best part is, it’s free!

Meet at: Paddy O’Sheas

Cost: FREE


 

The Snatchy Path leading up the many precipitous lossical scale as one of the many enclosed by a vast, drouthy urban terrain sprawling across mid-Beijing appeared no pleasant journey for any Hasher doted by the foul stench of car exhaust, but for those who wish to bask in the sweet aroma of an icy cold Yanjing will manage to maintain the mutable balance like a drunken Splashy Pants whilst he desperately reaches for salvation from a sapless thistle. It will be on this first day of thy new year that as brothers we shall purge thine hangovers by joining arms with fellow hashers as we ascend through the temple of earth looking to find, admist the baroque cathedral, ultimate integrity and belonging.

  • Hares:
    Shanghai Man, Hot Cockolate, Bjorn Again, Agent Orgy
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 1 January 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Tea Tangli Beijing Flavor Restaurant Paddy O’Shea’s
  • D’erections:
    Hepingli Beijie subway station exit B, Walk north 300 meters then turn right onto Qingniangou Road, The restaurant is on the south side of the street another 300 meters down the street.
    从和平里北街地铁站B口出来,往北走300米到青年沟路,往东走300米,饭馆在南边。

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