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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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SATURDAY BJHHH#1867: Hashers Björn Again!

With the heatwave and humidity hopefully starting to slowly fall we will have a special hash this Saturday which will be a celebration hash for one of our long-time hashers: Bjorn Again.
We look to spend the day celebrating a hare’s life by walking/running and possibly falling around Beijing. We will start and finish at our hash home Paddy O’Sheas with some quality food at a restaurant just down the road. Due to the heat still being a factor we will have 3 beer stops to make sure you have enough fluid for the duration of the hash. We will celebrate the many hashes Björn Again took part in but unfortunately no ABBA karaoke on this route.


There will be free beer at certain times of the day and you are all invited either straight after the hash or after your dinner to carry on the celebration of Björn Again’s achievements in Beijing with his other friends throughout Beijing as we drink late into the night at Paddy’s.


The route will have us running around and near Workers’ Stadium and some of the less posh areas of Sanlitun. Bring your friends and fellow hashers to enjoy another day in Beijing out in the sun.


Hares:

Foot Fetish, Not Tonight, Crash Test Dummy and Dr. Spocker

Date:

Saturday, August 18th

Time:

Meet up 2.30pm, Run starts at 3pm

Hashcash:

30 RMB for run and circle
80 including dinner

Where:

Paddy O’Sheas (爱尔兰酒吧)

D’erections:

28 Dongzhimen Wai Dajie, Opposite the west end of the Australian Embassy
东直门外大街28号, 港湾国际大厦, 澳大利亚大使馆西侧对面

By | August 14th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Saturday BJHHH #1867: Dog Days of Summer Hash

While last week’s run through the wilderness brought us hidden jager and posh beer stops, it’s time to re-acclimate to life in the sweltering, hazy and humid bustling city center. This week’s theme was supposed to be celebrating Roadkill’s FOYW and would have been yet another bold and brash 12k Sanlitun run with 2+ beer stops and a special drink stop at his posh residence. BUT, that was not to be and will simply have to wait until his real FOYW in October. Though his generous giveaways of free booze will continue.

So in celebration of him staying on a little longer and because he, along with his trusted co-hares of Limp-Fish-Dick and Just Allison (who REALLLLY wants to get named), want to make you sweat in this oppressive heat, we’re heading all the way to Dongzhimen to celebrate them Dog Days of Summer. These dog days are the hottest and most uncomfortable time of summer, so the muggy week ahead provides us the perfect opportunity to hash. So join us as we walk and run through this area’s uninspiring collection of medium rise residences and crowded metropolitan streets in search of only the coldest beers to get us through this godawful humidity; shouting “Who let the dogs out?” at regular intervals.

Bring your dog, bark like a dog, wear your best dog themed apparel or collar, poop like a dog, step in dog poop and channel your inner bad bitch to make this hash one for the books.


MORE DETAILS COMING SOON

By | August 8th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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