Beijing HHH Run #1770: Hangover Hash – May the Strongest of Livers Prevail

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Alas, dear hashers, we must embrace the fleeting nature of life in this impermanent world. Though, maybe we’ll be glad these hungover headaches and sour stomachs are too merely passing symptoms of a weekend of the hashiest merriment. Cum one, cum all and take a joyous trot around familiar Tuanjiehu grounds in the final hash ceremony of the weekend. Only the strongest and bravest of soles will complete the hash quadfecta of Full Moon (Thurs), O’Friends (Fri), Boxer (Sat) and HHH (Sun).

We will welcome in the cooling days of autumn as we bid adieu to summer, drinking in the bitter sweetness of change. Join as we wish those wanks — summer, Agent Orgy and Just Mike — the most exuberant of fuck-offs.

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  • Hares:
    Agent Orgy, Smells Fishy, Roadkill, Just Mike
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 25 September 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 14:30, run and walk start at 15:00
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Chang Fu Xuan 畅福轩
    No. 8 building, Tuanjiehu Beitoutiao 团结湖北头条8号楼
  • D’erections:
    From Line 10 Tuanjiehu Stop, Exit C, walk east about 110 meters, turn right and cross the compound, turn left once you are out of the compound, you will see the restaurant.
    地铁10号线团结湖站下车,C口出往东走110米,右转进入小区,出小区左转即到餐厅。

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Boxer Hash #152: Return of the Penguin

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Most thought it would never happen again. No, we’re not talking about legendary Boxer hasher Well Oiled Dick (aka The Penguin) and his hash mistress In-House Screw‘s return to Beijing for the Boxer. We’re talking about the shocking news that Boxer Hash Mis-Management has commuted the lifelong haring ban that was only handed down to Molotov Cock a few months prior. His was technically a non-violent offense (many would argue otherwise), but he’s actually still on probation, required to hare under Dry Hole‘s supervision and to drink non-fancy Yanjing beer.

The hare’s have picked an ambitious trail: the shockingly beautiful, unmaintained wall at Jiankou. There’s a bit of running and a lot of climbing on this exposed section of the Great Wall that is slowly returning to nature. The running trail is not long, but it does require quite a bit of scrambling. You have been warned. Hash dogs and those less inclined to the steep stuff can still get on the Wall at an alternate point by joining the walking trail. Walkers can venture as high and as far as they like before turning round and heading back down for booze and snacks.

  • Hares:
    Molotov Cock & Dry Hole
  • Trail:
    Both run and walk are on the “wild” Wall. Run is less than 10km but very steep and technical. If you are afraid of heights, go on the walk. Walkers can venture as far and as high on the Wall as they like, so easier to match to your own comfort level.
  • When:
    Saturday, September 24th, 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
  • Hash Cash:
    150 RMB, will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! And if you think that’s a bargain, for only 50 RMB more, you can add a breakfast buffet of eggs, sausage, potatoes, bread and tomatoes plus a drink of your choice (coffee, bloody mary, etc.) at XL bar pre-departure!
    (**Please make sure to note which option you choose when signing up below! Breakfast will only be guaranteed for those who indicate that option on the form.**).
  • Meet up:
    XL Bar
    1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
    *Click here for Baidu map*
  • D’erections:
    It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
  • Runsite:
    Jiankou Great Wall 箭扣长城
  • What to bring:
    Proper protection — a hat, sunscreen, sun glasses, etc. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. Running trail is NOT suitable for dogs.

Register NOW!**

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Full Moon HHH Run #102: Last Full Moon Hash of the Summer

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This is it – the autumnal equinox.

No matter where you are on the planet, today the amount of sunlight and darkness will be almost exactly the same.

Which means in Beijing, from now until spring returns, the nights will outlast the days.

The trees will lose their leaves, the smog will return with a vengeance, and Sweat and Fury will don her winter coat to become Sweet and Furry again.

So as the light and warmth gives way to the cold and dark, come celebrate with the Full Moon Hash.

Come howl at the moon, embrace the coming winter, and revel in the last throes of summer, one last time.

Beer sponsored by:

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  • Hares:
    Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
  • Type:
    Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules
  • When:
    Thursday, 22 September 2016
  • Time:
    Meeting 7:30, run 8:00 SHARP
  • Hash Cash:
    Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)
  • Meet up:
    Xin Bai Wan Roast Duck (Hepingli Branch)
    鑫百万烤鸭(和平里店)
  • D’erections:
    Subway line 5, Hepingli North station Exit C, walk to south about 140m turn left to Hepingli Zhong Jie, walk 450m, the restaurant is on the left hand side. 地铁5号线,和平里北街地铁站C出口,向南行140米,左转进入和平里中街,450米到达。

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Beijing HHH Run #1769: Uncharted City Hash

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Lewis and Clark explored the native lands in the American West, Xuan Zang journeyed through the religious landscape of inner Asia, and James Cook discovered the fatherless island of Australia. Just as these great explorers set out into unknown territory to discover new lands, the hash will venture out into unexplored Beijing.

The hares have found it! The last uncharted subway stop within the third ring road! Our intrepid hares have laid a trail through the unknown. What daring adventures and untold treasures await us in this unexplored region?

On this trail, you will need to bring your wisdom and wits to survive. Those who seek money, reputation and honor will be disappointed. Those who seek friendship, fellowship, and intoxication will be rewarded ten-fold.

Come join our Uncharted City Hash! Come dressed to explore. Bring your compass, bring your camera, bring your canteen.

Treasure maps will be provided so you can hunt for the most precious and valuable of all items: alcohol!

Beer sponsored by:

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  • Hares:
    No Shit Sherlock, Smells Fishy, Algae Bra, Six Kuai Short
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Saturday, 17 September 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 14:30, run and walk start at 15:00
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    八珍饺子 (Bazhen Dumplings)
    鼓楼外大街42号 Gulou Outer Steet 42
  • D’erections:
    Take Line 8 to Andelibeijie Station. Leave at Exit D and walk south about 200 miles. Turn right on Liupukang Street and walk 100 meters. The resturaurnt is on the left before the first intersection.(乘8号线,安德里北街D出口,往南200米,右转,六铺炕街100米,饭店在左手边第一个红绿灯前 )

 

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Beijing HHH Run #1768: The Great Muggling Run

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An old man mumbles softly — back in my day the hare would ask if there were any walkers. Two hashers would shout “yes!” overflowing with excitement before fighting over who would be selected to carry the glorious map for walkers to follow in their search for the beer stop.

Beer sponsored by:

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  • Hares:
    Dark Shaft, Just Elisa & Crash Test Dummy
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 11 September 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 14:30, run and walk start at 15:00
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    鱼临门 Yu Lin Men
    东三环南路甲52号顺迈金钻
    http://www.dianping.com/shop/5054092
  • D’erections:
    地铁10号线劲松站B出口 往西走20米,右转,100米,右转,60米,左转,100米到了
    Line 10 Jinsong Subway Station Exit B. Walk west 20m, turn right, 100m, turn right, 60m, turn left, 100m.

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