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SUNDAY BJHHH Run#1885: The Nightmare after Hashmas

T’was the morning after Hashmas when all through the city,
Not a Hasher was stirring,
Not even Nipple Kamakaze,
The hares were out laying the trail with care,
In the hopes that the Hashers soon would be there,
The Hashers were hungover all asleep in their(?) beds,
While flashbacks of Hashmas piece together in their heads,
And Mama Jane at the bar feeling all wary,
As she mixes the first batch of bloody Mary.
When out in Sanlitun there arose such a clatter,
Shanghai Man sprang from XL to see what was the matter,
Away Piss ‘n’ Chips flew like a flash,
Tripped over the floor and made a loud Crash (Test Dummy),
The smog over Sanlitun Soho,
Gave the luster of midday to the beer bottles below;
When, what to Cum In My Brum’s eyes should appear,
But a series of Didis filled with peers,
And with a rev of his engine arriving so quick,
We knew in a moment it must be Limp Fish Dick,
More hungover than NashHash regardless they came,
And we whistled, and shouted and called them by name,
Now! Heart On, now, Moremen, now, Danger Zone, now, Super Squirter!
On(on)! Dry hole, on(on), Moose Knuckles, on(on), Pickle Boy, on(on), Blow Harder!
To the beer stops and back without a fall,
Now hash away! Hash away! Hash away all!

Cum and embrace the hair of the dog on this Christmassy hangover trail. We’ll be heading back to XL Bar to collect anything you lost* or return anything (Bitch Bandit).

*dignity will not be available for collection


Hares:

Shanghai Man, Cum in my Brum, Piss ‘n’ Chips

Date and Time:

SUNDAY , December 16th, 2018
Meet at 1:30, run starts at 2pm sharp!!(ish)

Dress Code:

Any thing you can manage to put on!

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner

Where:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

By | December 11th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run#1884: Quentin’s burning your Yorkshire puddings

In the Beer of our Lord, 2015, TWC* asked Quentin Tarantino to write and direct a Christmas film which could be enjoyed by all the family.
There was mild confusion on his part; instead of eight maids a milkin’ he released a film titled The Hateful Eight (hey, it included snow).

Unfortunately for him, and now us, Vice slammed him in their reviews. The cops said, “Let us watch his film, Not Tonight, nor any other night. For he is a cop-hater.” On the morning after its three year anniversary Mr. Tarantino is going to ruin Christmas for everyone. You won’t even be able to get one helping of sprouts, never mind those who Cum(s) 4 seconds.

Christmas is well and truly in trouble.

Except for us of course- those who Hash. Sure he can take our eggnog, he can take our Christmas pudding, he can take our soft, Cheesy Balls, but he can’t take our Christmas spirit. And more importantly, he can’t take our beer!

So join us as we get closer to the big day. Be merry. Be cold (be very fucking cold!). Let us cum together and hopefully we can save XXXmas 2018.

On on!

*It’s now 2018 so we have to abbreviate the film company’s name.


Hares

Cheesy Balls, Cums 4 Seconds, Not Tonight

Date and Time

Saturday, December 8th, 2018
Meet at 1:30, run starts at 2pm sharp!!(ish)

Hash Cash

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner

Where

Xinjiang Home Cuisine
新疆饭庄(盆儿胡同)

D’erections

From Taoranting Subway Station (Line 4), go out Exit A. Head South and then take an immediate right. Head about 250 metres before turning right on to Baizhifang East Street. Go another 150 metres, restaurant is on the right.
从地铁4号线陶然亭A口出,一直走,第一条路口右转。

By | December 6th, 2018|Hash House Harriers|

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We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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