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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Beijing HHH Run #1855: The Trade Wars and Rocket Men Hash

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Sometimes, it’s just confusing times. Sunday hash moved to Saturday moved back to Sunday. 3pm or 2pm or Time’s Up. 301 actions or (hand)jobs for everyone. Who knows? The hares can’t keep it straight.

Ultimately it’s all a bunch of talk… All hot air and no action…. Just a load of chickenshit, really. But at the end of the day these cold Yanjing burrs aren’t going to wait for some Singapore summit to be drunk. So here’s the deal. We demand nothing less than the complete, verifiable, irreversible intoxication of the Beijing Hash. What say ye?


Hares:

Not Tonight, Roadkill, Chickenshit

When:

SUNDAY, May 20th

Run Type:

A to A

Time:

Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

来西口(甜水园店) LaiXiKou

水碓子北里19号楼19-5一层

D’erections:

Subway Line 6/14 Jintailu Station, Exit E. Walk north 300 m, resto is on your left.

从6/14号线金台路地铁站E出口,往北走300米,餐厅在左边。

By | May 17th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Saturday Boxer Hash #169 Golden Showers Bring Yellow Flowers

April’s Boxer run was wet. I mean, sopping wet and muddy and dirty and soaked. But as the old country taitai say, April rain clouds over Wushan lead to some pretty good things. So let’s all take a trip out to the Yellow Flowers Great Wall and see what nature has in store.

Walls never stopped anyone though, least of all your intrepid hares. Sad to say, it’s a Boxer FOYW for all three of ‘em – they’ll be doing their best nomad barbarian impersonations and conquering virgin hashing grounds like Pakistan cum June.

When it rains, it pours. So let’s pour some out and get drenched in that glorious yellow liquid, Yanjing beer! (What, you were thinking something else? Eww, you’re gross.)


Hares:

Chickenshit, Sink and Destroy, Just Jean

Runsite:

撞道口 Zhuangdaokou

When:

Saturday, May 19thTime:

Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. 

Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
By | May 12th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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