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The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever! 

Register today!

The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!

Register today!

UPCOMING RUNS

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Full Moon HHH Run #113: The Waning Moon Hash

What’s that you say? This month’s full moon has already been and gone? Pah, nonsense!

In much the same way as the ancient Greeks believed a woman’s womb would wander around her body, we at the Full Moon Hash are firm believers in the moon’s phases being determined by sheer force of will, rather than anything so mundane as a calendar.

So with that in mind, we belatedly invite you to take part in this month’s hastily put-together FMH! As ever, the details are a bit scant on the ground, but if you make your way over to Lingjing Hutong subway station exit C for 7:30pm (ish) on Wednesday (that’s tonight, right?) you’re sure to (probably) find some marks leading to the restaurant!

 

  • Hares:
    Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
  • Type:
    Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules
  • When:
    Thursday, 16 August 2017
  • Time:
    Meeting 7:30, run 8:00
  • Hash Cash:
    Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)
  • Meet up:
    Restaurant: Xīdān yú kù sījiā cài (西单鱼库私家菜), Dongxie Jie
  • D’erections:
    4号线灵境胡同地铁站C口。往南走20米,在东斜街左转,饭馆儿是右边的第一个门口。Line 4 Lingjing Hutong Subway Station Exit C. Walk south for about 20 meters. Turn left into Dongxie Jie, restaurant is the first door on your right.

 

By | August 15th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1816: International Baijiu Day Run

Like most holidays, it only comes once a year. And like most holidays, it’s loathed by anyone normal. But since your hares Agent Orgy, Just Dumb, and C3PeeHoles are not normal, they’re want to celebrate this holiday just like any other dysfunctional family fiesta: by getting drunk and yelling at the people they love. So to mark this most spiritual of holidays — World Baijiu Day — they’ll be taking you to the places Beijing’s real baijiu aficionados hang out.
On this Gulou-based Hash we’ll ramble along like old-timers contemplating the changing of the seasons in the Hutongs. We’ll strip to our skivvies and get some Houhai-style exercise to keep our bodies healthy. And of course, we’ll marvel at both the variety and the perfection of China’s national spirit at Beijing’s own Baijiu Museum. Then, if we haven’t yet drowned in liquor or lake scum, we’ll at last celebrate with the most traditional of traditions: circling around, clutching a beer, and screaming at our Hashy family.
So grab that bottle of Red Star* you keep on your windowsill and get ready to Gan Bei.
*Or grab a beer, or whatever. These hares may be dysfunctional but they’re not abusive. You will not have to drink baijiu if you do not want to!!

Hares:

Just Dumb, C3PeeHoles, Agent Orgy

When:

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Time:

Meet at 2:30pm. Hash starts at 3:00pm

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Bring:

Something you can swim in, a towel, and a drinking vessel

Meet up:

Furong Fanzhuang Restaurant

福荣饭庄

D’erections:

From Line 7 Gulou station Exit G, walk south about 300 meters to DofuChi Hutong and make a left turn. Walk east on Dofu Chi Hutong for about 500 meters to Bochao Hutong and make a right turn. Walk south on Baochao Hutong less than 50 meters to the restaurant, Furong Fanzhuang, on your right.
从7号线鼓楼站G口往南走320米到豆腐池胡同,左转直500米走到宝钞胡同,右转走50米下到了福荣饭庄,饭馆就在右边。

 


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By | August 11th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia