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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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SATURDAY BJHHH#1880: Midnight on Sesame Street

This week’s hash is brought to you by the letter ‘M’


for MURDER!

Who killed Pamela?

Was it Big Bird?

Was it Ernie?

Or was it Snuffleupagus (actual spelling), all along?

This Saturday, we are going back to 1937 to relive Midnight in Peking, the true story of the grisly slaying of a young British woman that shook the city to its core. We will trace back Pamela’s final steps and uncover Peking’s dark underbelly and forgotten streets.

On this same day in the fine year of 1969, Sesame Street was born! Coincidence? We think NOT. If only it were so simple! Official reports mention several witnesses seeing a heavy-set heavily-intoxicated individual by the site of Pamela’s death the morning of. Could this have been Grover?

Did Count Von Countula target poor Pamela just to add another tally to his kill score? (The Count’s lust for murder has been conveniently written out of later Sesame Street episodes.)Why was there no mention of cookie crumbs in police reports, even though there very may well have been?

This Saturday amidst high politics, elite lifestyles, and Bert’s (of Bert and Ernie) propensity towards rubber duckies and unflavored soda water, the lies stop. And the hash investigates.


Hares

Molotov Monster, AutoElmo, & Sherlock Hole

Dress Code

Midnight in Peking, Sesame Street attire

Date and Time

Saturday, November 10th, 2018
Meet at 1:30pm, Run starts at 2pm Sharp!!(ish)

Hash Cash

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner

Where

Qing Zhen Hui Min Fan Guan
#36 Suzhou Hutong
清真回民饭馆
苏州胡同 36号

D’erections

From Line 2 Beijing Zhan (Beijing Railway Station) Exit A follow the marks west. Turn right at the first street and head north. Turn left at Suzhou Hutong and the restaurant is just ahead.
从地铁2号线北京站A口往西,第一条路右转,前面苏州胡同左转就到了

By | November 4th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

BHHH Run #1879: Zombie Run

Halloween. it only comes three times a year.
so its that time again… again, to drink, run, and not care how bad your costume is because you were too drunk/hungover to order a good one in time.

Put on your best worst clothes and tear them apart on this post apocalypse run.
Lets hope for a 500 AQI day because no one wants to see clearly what we might get up to or who we might creep up on on this thricely nightmarish run.

The story so far…. there is a deadly virus that has wiped out all the effects of alcohol and has made everyone painfully sober.
NOT TONIGHT i hear you cry, but there is hope.
there is an old legend where in the deep hash abyss of not so ancient Dongzhimen, there is a mad scientist who its said to have only CUMS FOR SECONDS for the antidote. Followed by his assistant who only BLOWS HARDER to assist.
can they find the cure?
will they find it in time so the hash zombies can enjoy the day of anti sobriety?
Cum join us and see…


Hares

Not Tonight. Cums for Seconds. Blow Harder

Dress Code

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

Date and Time

Saturday, November 3rd, 2018
Meet at 1:30pm, Run starts at 2pm Sharp!!(ish)

Cost

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner

Meeting Spot

Lai Xi Kou (Chun Xiu Road Store)
来西口(春秀路店)

Directions

From line 2/13 Dongzhimen station Exit C and head East 800m, turn right at Chunxiu Road.You will see the restaurant on the lefthand side of the road.
从地铁2号线/13号线东直门 C 口出,往东走800米 ,在春秀路左侧看到餐厅。

By | October 31st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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By | October 17th, 2018|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

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By | October 16th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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By | October 15th, 2018|Hash Trash|

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By | October 3rd, 2018|Hash Trash|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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