UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING
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Our next run is…
Fed up of people telling you what (/who) to do and when to cum? What to wear and what not to wear? When to drink and when to stop?! How Hard to Blow? How Super to Squirt? And whether Chips really need Piss?
Celebrate your new found independence with the SIPH (Strong Independent Person Hash).
Wear what you want. Cum when you want; early, late, on your own, with someone else. YOU DECIDE. YOU STRONG INDEPENDENT PERSON, YOU!
Meet at 14:30. Run starts at 15:00
Blow Harder, Super Squirter and Piss’n’Chips
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner
阿文汤包（国贸店）A Wen Tangbao, 光华东里2号院。No.2 Guanghua Dongli.
It’s almost 900m from the closest metro stop, sorry about that! Take line 10 to Jintai Xizhao Metro station, Exit D. Go south for about 350m until you arrive at Guanghua Road. Turn right, walk for another 500m until you cross Jintong East Road. The next SMALL street turn left (there’s a golden building with a metal bull statue in front on the south side of the street – see picture) and walk for another 100m.
Speaking of golden, when you think of the word in summer, what comes to mind? Yes! COLD YANJING BEER!
What about when you think about it in the context of a boxer? Yes. BEAUTIFUL SURPRISING TRAIL!!! Very friendly to walkers and no sad story!
So join us to enjoy the sunshine beer and nice view on this absolutely golden combination trail!
007, Red Snatcher, Rambo #5
Saturday, June 30th
Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
SUNSCREEN AND HAT ARE MANDATORY!
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill.
Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!