The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!
Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!
Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…
It’s already been more than a month since Nash Hash, and while our excuse would be that it left us reeling and feeling like it would be impossible to top THAT trail of disgusting beauty, in true Mismanagement fashion…..: “yes, there is a Boxer this month.” The GM has cooked up yet another of her last-minute Santorum Cocktails (warning: contains Oracle Boner, Just Dumb and Stoned Age) and would very much like you to down it this Saturday, October 21st surrounded by the Much Beauty(TM) of Fragrant Hills. So stop having a life and join us on a possibly moist, possibly muddy, possibly undeniably shitty trail……we have beer.
PS. Yes, we’re embarrassed about that meme reference too.
Oracle Boner, Just Dumb and Stoned Age
Xiangshan Fragrant Hills
Saturday, October 21st, 2017
Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
It’s getting COLD! Bring layers for the trail and enough garments to keep warm in the circle before the Yanjing starts kicking in. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Alice went chasing after a white rabbit that was late. You will be chasing THE HARES, Heart On, Principal Penetration, and Danger Zone, who are never late, despite spending hours and hours laying an amazing trail. Alice had to leave her cat behind to get into her Wonderland, but you can take your pets with us on our trail through parks, mazes, a beer party instead of a tea party. We will also be celebrating an unbirthday for Heart On as her actual birthday will be Sunday. Merry Unbirthday to her!
Danger Zone, Principal Penetration, and Heart On
SATURDAY, October 14, 2017
WINTER TIME! Meet at 1:30pm. Hash starts at 2:00pm.
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
Line 10 or 5 Huixinxijie Nan Kou Exit B and head south and then walk 200m east following the main road. The restaurant is on the north side of the road.
Beer sponsored by:
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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