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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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Sunday BJH3 #1864: Ice Bucket Challenge Hash

It’s in the intense heat of summer. Drag your weary bodies from the mountainous Boxer to take part in an ice bucket challenge, freeze your sensitive nerves, wash your numbing sensation, inspire your timid curiosity, cool your sentimental affection.

Cum on! Cum on! You will find new experience on the old trail of Tsinghua campus and discover different thyselves.


When:

Sunday July 22nd

Time:

Meet at 14:30. Run starts at 15:00

Hares:

Dr. Shocker, Pickle Boy, Not Tonight

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

ManPenXiang ShuiZhuYu Restaurant
满盆香 水煮鱼 餐馆

Notes:

You could get drenched by the ice bucket challenge. Please wear the right clothes.

D’erections:

Subway line 4, East Gate of Peking University Station, Northeast / B exist. Cross the intersection to the South and walk eastward along the sidewalk for about 7 minutes, stop at the second overpass and see the restaurant at the right hand. Follow the signs.
地铁4号线,北大东门站,东北/B出口。向南过十字路口,沿人行道往东走约7分钟,第二个过街天桥停下,右手即是该餐馆。沿途看路标。

By | July 17th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

BOXER HASH #171: Something old, something new, hopefully something blue

There’s a bit of everything on this boxer: an ancient temple, expansive mountaintop views, a glimmering golden Buddha, stupas, an active open-pit coal mine, a bit of shiggy, and a forest park in full bloom. Join your hares for an A-B trek through truly interesting terrain.


Hares:

Cock Chain and Dry Hole

Runsite:

Jie Tai Si (戒台寺)

Trail Details:

A-B
9.5km eagle trail
6.5km turkey trail (walkers)

When:

Saturday, July 21st

Time:

Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. 

Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
By | July 16th, 2018|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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