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Wednesday FMH #127: Different Year Same You

It’s 2018 2.0. Let’s stay the same. Let’s not make any resolutions. Let’s not be better people. Let’s get lost on trail. Let’s blame the high AQI for all our recent problems. Let’s yell at the hares for a shitty trail. Let’s give the bird to anyone doing “dry January.” Who needs to be sober for a month? NOT YOU. Let’s meet up anyway before we all go away or not go away for Chinese New Year.

This hutong romp will be the perfect way for you to end your Year of the Dog, with the wolf pack you hold near and dear to your heart.


Hares:

Old school rules, hares raised on the spot

Type:

Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules

When:

Wednesday 23th January 2019

Time:

Meeting 7PM, run 7:30 SHARP

Hash Cash:

Run & circle 20 kuai

Dinner (check split between diners)

Meet up:

Chongqing Hotpot (Guloudongdajie)

重庆火锅(鼓楼东大街)

D’erections:

Come to Andingmen Subway stop (Line 2) or Gulou Dajie (Line 2, 8)

Walk south until you reach Guloudajie. If you came from Andingmen metro, turn west until you hit the restaurant. If you came from Guluo Dajie metro station, turn west and do the same.

安定门地铁站 (2) 或者鼓楼大街地铁站(2,8)

安定门地铁站: 往南边走。过去第二环然后右转。进去北锣鼓巷胡同。往前走十五分钟就到了餐厅。

鼓楼大街地铁站: 往南边走。到了鼓楼大街的时候请向西转。往前走十分钟就到了餐厅。

 

By |January 19th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

Boxer hash 174: First Challenge Run in 2019

Out away on the edges of Beijing’s lies the lonely Huairou Hongluo Temple. Surrounded by beautiful streams and plenty of greenery, it is an idyllic place to explore and attempt to find inner peace and happiness. A top a lonely mountain is a pavilion with the two boards showing: 北望群山,南见弥勒”, which means “Look over the mountains to the north, and see Maitreya (happiness) to the south.”

At the beginning of 2019, you may have set some resolutions and you’ll definitely find some challenges. However, the Boxer Run can help you along in your search of happiness. Come join your amazing and experience hares Finger My Dough, Cock Chain, and Red Snatcher for the inaugural Box Run of 2019 on Saturday, January 19th and you’ll get to escape the confines of Beijing life and explore the serenity of Huairou Hongluo Temple.

Let Boxer Run be your first New Year’s resolution. Start off the year with a fun and slightly challenging Boxer Run with plenty of beer to encourage and fill you at the end and you’ll have success throughout the New Year!


Hares:

Finger My Dough, Cock Chain, and Red Snatcher

Runsite:

Huairou Hongluo Temple

When:

Saturday, January 19th of 2019

Time:

Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hash Cash:

200 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! Note that the price is going UP!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. 

Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

** IMPORTANT NOTE: THE BEIJING BOXER HASH IS AN OFF-ROAD RUNNING HASH GOING OUT TO THE HILLS AROUND BEIJING ONCE A MONTH. WE USUALLY AIM FOR THE SECOND SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH, BUT MAY VARY DEPENDING ON THE HARES’ AVAILABILITY, CURRENCY EXCHANGE FLUCTUATIONS, THE SCORE OF THE MOST RECENT BEIJING GUO’AN GAME, THE BUS DRIVER’S MOOD AND OTHER VARIABLE FACTORS WE HAVE ZERO CONTROL OVER. WE DO NOT ADJUST FOR WEATHER CONDITIONS (BRING A TOWEL, YOU WON’T DROWN) NOR POLLUTION LEVELS (THEY’RE LOWER OUT IN THE MOUNTAINS ANYWAY). IT’S OK TO WALK BUT NOT TO LALLYGAG. KEEP MOVING … WE’RE A RUNNING HASH. HEART ATTACKS ARE NOT PERMITTED. AS WE ARE OUT ON MOUNTAIN TRAILS, IT’S EASY TO GET LOST. IF YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO BRING A PHONE WITH YOU (LIM&S, LOOKING AT YOU!) AND YOU GET LOST. WE WON’T PH*CKING CARE, NOR WILL WE PH*CING PIN YOU EITHER. WE MAY OR MAY NOT SEND A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR YOU. IF WE DO, CHANCES ARE IT WILL CONSIST PRIMARILY OF RABID DOGS AND HUNGRY WOLVES. THAT BEING SAID, WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU JOIN US AND HOPE YOU ENJOY A GREAT DAY! (BY THE WAY, NO YOU WON’T BE BACK FOR YOUR IMPORTANT DINNER DATE BRING THEM ALONG INSTEAD)
By |January 17th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Hashing in China

The hash world asked for it and we got it! Introducing the new ALL CHINA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS OFFICIAL DIRECTORY!

Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

Visit china.hash.cn today!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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