Hashers of the earth, what has become of this world… Everyone is leaving, the weather is getting nasty, alcohol makes us see the same set of pictures four times in a row… To find out exactly what the fuck is going on, the three hares Super Squirter, Piss’n’Bitch and Herr Splashy Pants decided to visit the heavenly deities and inquire about this crazy ass monkey business… but instead of answers all they found was this mysterious circular shape visible from outer space…
… and on top of that those dicks dared to give the three harmless hares weird water god names!!!
The only way to rid the hares of their wrongful god names is to splash them real hard with water… thus, dear hashers, our friends, come join this Sunday’s run and help make sure that everyone gets really wet. Bring water guns, water bombs, or anything else that you know gets others really, really wet.