UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING
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Our next run is…
Shake the chills off and start the new year right by cumming out for the first Boxer hash of 2018! Let Virgin GM Finger My Dough, and Virgin Hares Cum in my Brum and Just Christie lead you on a secret trail through Silver Mountain. Pictures from the top may even trick your friends and family into thinking you are actually sticking to your New Year’s Resolutions. With a few hares who are known as “gentle jog” enthusiasts, you may actually get lucky and catch one. Everyone loves to pull someone’s pants down, enjoy an ostensible ego boost, and then drink some beer, right?
Finger My Dough, Cum in My Brum, Just Christie
银山塔林 Silver Mountain
Saturday, January 27th
Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
It’s COLD! Bring layers for the trail and enough garments to keep warm in the circle before the Yanjing starts kicking in. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Quiz question #1
What is Panda Bear’s favorite place to eat when he visits Beijing?
Quiz question #2
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Hashers! Come join us this Saturday for a sublime and blissful romp through a beautiful and historic locale – one that owes its existence to the foresight of the great Ming Dynasty Emperor Zhu Zijun. It is believed that the Wanli Emperor planted as many as 50 species of bamboo here, most of which are still in existence. In later years the Qing rulers and their assorted entourages and retinues used this oasis of tranquillity as a rest stop on their voyages to and from the summer palace. If you are a fan of bamboo (or even if you’re not), this hash should not be missed!
Principal Penetration, Cum in my Brum, Blow Harder
Saturday, January 13th
Meet at 1:30 p.m.Run starts at 2 p.m.
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner
聚食尚(魏公村北外店) 法华寺6号 电话：13821574044
Ju Shi Shang, No. 6 FaHuaSi, Tel: 13821574044
1.4km walk from Subway line 4/9 National Library Station Exit A. (Also a 1.4km walk from Line 4 Weigongcun Station Exit D)
Zizhuyuan Park, of course!
All the wood that a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!