Our next run is…
Whether the greasy and alcoholic CNY has numbed your nerves, the material and status comparison of relatives and friends has already become a mercenary relationship, the rushing CNY and the crowding of famous scenic spots afflict your body and mind. What is more irrational is the sharp contrast of robber price increases before and after the festival. Confused? Hate? No, useless!
Two hares gloomy Dr. Shocker for a better live and his co-hare blue Pickle Boy seeking for justice, will bring hashers to Tsinghua campus to feel the refreshing fragrance of books. Wait! The new campus regulations prohibit drinking on campus, and the canteens are not open until term begins. Then look around the living area of Tsinghua university to find a positive attitude, all zero forward. Eh! The administrative force is again dictating.
Dr. Shocker, Pickle Boy and second-stringer
Date and Time:
Sunday February 17th. Meet 1:30, Run 2:00
A to A
What To Bring:
Critical thinking, wise eyes, and relaxed mood.
30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle and dinner
巴依老爷新疆餐厅（Bayilaoye Uighur Restaurant）北京海淀区双清路88号
No.88,Shuangqiang Road, Haidian District, Beijing, Tel: (010)6278 0868
Wudaokou Subway (Line 13), Exit A or Northwest Exit. Go straight west 400 meters, turn right into Zhongguancun East Road 250 meters, turn right into Shuangqing Road 310 meters to reach the restaurant. You can see Hash signs.
We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you a break from the routine and get some good, fresh (kinda) air in a trip to the valleys. On this Boxer hash, ain’t no mountain high…ain’t no valley low…ain’t no cherry picking here! Ok, that’s a lie. Your hares did cherry pick the best valleys they could find. We’ll pop your cherry in the valley and then over to a quiet valley where we’ll likely make as much noise as we want! It’s the only way to do a fucking hash.
We’ve even got a song for the road. The more beer, the better it sounds:
There once were some hashers from Beijing.
Who wanted to shake up some things.
They made quite a fuss, then got on a bus,
It’s what a boxer hash will bring.
So out of the city they’ll go.
And stop in some valleys below.
There’ll be beer…drink it down.
Cuz we’re out of town.
Don’t fuck around and miss the show.
Just check out the details below.
We could Rhyme the whole weekend in tow.
It’s the Little Red Shittinghood, Cock Chain, and BBC…
Saturday, February 16th, 2019
Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish
200 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Bring extra cash for any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
Your cell phone. Lots of warm clothes. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!