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Beijing HHH Run#1884: Quentin’s burning your Yorkshire puddings

In the Beer of our Lord, 2015, TWC* asked Quentin Tarantino to write and direct a Christmas film which could be enjoyed by all the family.
There was mild confusion on his part; instead of eight maids a milkin’ he released a film titled The Hateful Eight (hey, it included snow).

Unfortunately for him, and now us, Vice slammed him in their reviews. The cops said, “Let us watch his film, Not Tonight, nor any other night. For he is a cop-hater.” On the morning after its three year anniversary Mr. Tarantino is going to ruin Christmas for everyone. You won’t even be able to get one helping of sprouts, never mind those who Cum(s) 4 seconds.

Christmas is well and truly in trouble.

Except for us of course- those who Hash. Sure he can take our eggnog, he can take our Christmas pudding, he can take our soft, Cheesy Balls, but he can’t take our Christmas spirit. And more importantly, he can’t take our beer!

So join us as we get closer to the big day. Be merry. Be cold (be very fucking cold!). Let us cum together and hopefully we can save XXXmas 2018.

On on!

*It’s now 2018 so we have to abbreviate the film company’s name.


Hares

Cheesy Balls, Cums 4 Seconds, Not Tonight

Date and Time

Saturday, December 8th, 2018
Meet at 1:30, run starts at 2pm sharp!!(ish)

Hash Cash

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner

Where

Xinjiang Home Cuisine
新疆饭庄(盆儿胡同)

D’erections

From Taoranting Subway Station (Line 4), go out Exit A. Head South and then take an immediate right. Head about 250 metres before turning right on to Baizhifang East Street. Go another 150 metres, restaurant is on the right.
从地铁4号线陶然亭A口出,一直走,第一条路口右转。

By | December 6th, 2018|Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1883: Pre-Yule-Lube

This Saturday, please join hares Blow Harder, Dry Hole, and BDSaMateur for an elegant romp throughout Beijing. This beautiful trail will serve as a pre-lube hash before our most raucous and bourgeois hashers head off to the Swedish Yule Ball!

To entice our most high-brow kennel members, we will have German beer and Italian Prosecco on trail and in circle. It’s winter and the trail is short: you’ll be done by 5:45pm without breaking a sweat and can walk the 250m to the hotel to continue your drink. All hashers are welcome to come dressed in your fanciest and most lavish haberdashery or cocktail attire. Non ball-goers can chow down on some righteous Xinjiang cuisine afterward.

O come, all ye hashers
Joyful though hungover
O come ye, o come ye to Pre-Yule-Lube Hash
Come and behold us
Laying out the best trail

O come, let us get fucked up
O come, let us get fucked up
O come, let us get fucked up
Before the Ball!


Hares

BDSaMateur, Blow Harder, & Dry Hole

Date and Time

Saturday, December 1st, 2018
Meet at 1:30, run starts at 2pm sharp!!(ish)

Hash Cash

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner

Where

Adaxi Xinjiang Restaurant
34 XiBaHe Zhong Lu
阿达西新疆风味
西坝河中路34号

D’erections

1km walk/Mobike from Subway Line 13 LiuFang Station: head north from Exit B and take a right at the main street ahead, LiuFang Bei Jie, walk 600m east over the canal and take a left at ZuoJiaZhuang Xi Jie heading north. That turns into XiBaHe Zhong Jie and look for the restaurant next to the ICBC.

离开地铁13号线柳芳站一公里:从B口往北,柳芳北街右转往东600米,在左家庄西街左转往北,西坝河中路继续往东北向,餐厅在工商银行旁

By | November 26th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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