UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING
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Our next run is…
On October 20th 73 years ago Communist forces end their Long March at Yan’an, in Shaanxi, China, bringing Mao Zedong to prominence. A truly watershed moment. For those that fucked off and didn’t partake in the similar patriotic fervor of National Week, have no fear you will continue to miss out on this glorious Boxer Hash to stunning Longqing Gorge.
Get your lazy asses out of bed and enjoy a frolic through the mountains of northwest Beijing and see sights that include dragons, trees, rocks, a something that may slightly resemble another patriotic endeavor – the mighty Three Gorges Dam. Don’t forget there will be plenty of beer for all and tasty food to follow. Be there or be square!
Limp Fish Dick, Shanghai Man, Mussels from Brussels
Longqing Gorge (龙庆峡）
Saturday, October 20th
Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish
200 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! Note that the price is going UP!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill.
Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
Remember the days, in the Beijing of old,
When the hutong were bustling, and the Yanjing was cold?
The air came in flavors, most heavy with soot,
And old dirty bar street, was less navigable by foot.
On every street corner, you could find a jianbing,
Before Fangjia was lost, to the great brickening.
Those days are all gone now,
Soon your hares will be, too
But don’t shed a tear,
As we bid you adieu.
Just come see us off,
We’ll go out with a bang,
Ignore all the rules,
And drink all we can!
Paint the sky white,
Bring light to the dark,
(And quite possibly,
Get kicked out of the park)
***Warning: Brace yourselves for liquor down-downs (your hares have lots to get rid of)
****Also: Sparklers! (bring gloves)
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!