Beijing HHH Run #1757: Super Sunburnt Sunnies Sunday Run

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It’s heating up in the capital and after the debauchery of the red dress run in Chaoyang the hares are instructing all hashers to lay low and head west under the cover of YOUR MOST RIDICULOUS PAIR OF SUNGLASSES!!! So shake off your red fruity beer induced hangover, get Taobao-ing and join us for an afternoon of skin cancer prevention, discreet perving, boxer hangover disguising AND plenty of more cold beer!!!

  • Hares:
    All In, Ezy Rider, Pre-Lubed & Receding Down Under
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 26 June 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 14:30, run and walk start at 15:00
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Qijiashancai (齐家陕菜)
    国际财经中心西三环北路87号(西北侧)
    International Finance and Economy Centre (North West corner)
    48 West Third Ring North Road
  • D’erections:
    Get off from Line 6 Huayuanqiao station, exit A. Walk north along the third ring road, and turn in left before the overpass. Take the first road to the right and follow it around to the restaurant.
    地铁6号线,花园桥站,A口出,在三环北路往北走200米 在天桥前左转 到第一条路右转顺着这条路到餐厅
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Boxer Hash #149: The Fountain of Gods Hash

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According to the renowned scholarly resource Wikipedia, “The Fountain of Youth is a spring that supposedly restores the youth of anyone who drinks or bathes in its waters.” In the 16th century, famed Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León set off to find this mythical fountain in what is now modern day Florida. He thought he had struck fountain gold when he was told by Native Americans that the Fountain of Youth was not in Florida, but rather in a land called Bimini. Frustrated, and still hoping to exploit tourists, he founded Disneyworld and cashed out. Having failed to preserve his youth, however, he died in 1521.

Half a millenium later, acclaimed hash-plorers Sink & Destroy, Just Pete and AssTounger made a startling discovery: Bimini is actually a Spanish mispronunciation of Beijing, and the Fountain of Youth is a mistranslation of 神泉, the Fountain of Gods! This month, the Beijing Boxer Hash will lead hashers on an expedition to rediscover the Fountain of Gods, traversing stunning peaks and harrowing ledges to to stake our claim. But the real questions are: when we drink from the fountain, will it taste like Yanjing? What kind of powers will this magical fountain bestow upon those who drink from it? Only hashers who join next Saturday will find out!

  • Hares:
    Sink & Destroy, Just Pete, & AssTonguer
  • Trail:
    About 10k. Be mentally and physically prepared for some strenuous verticals and mild shiggy as the price for spectucular vistas. Walk will be suitable for those who prefer a more leisurely pace.
  • When:
    Saturday, June 25, 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
  • Hash Cash:
    150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! And if you think that’s a bargain, for only 50 RMB more, you can add a breakfast buffet of eggs, sausage, potatoes, bread and tomatoes plus a drink of your choice (coffee, bloody mary, etc.) at XL bar pre-departure!
    (**Please make sure to note which option you choose when signing up below! Breakfast will only be guaranteed for those who indicate that option on the form.**).
  • Meet up:
    XL Bar
    1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
    *Click here for Baidu map*
  • D’erections:
    It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
  • Runsite:
    Shenquanxia, Tanchangcun, Mentougou
  • What to bring:
    Proper protection — a hat, sunscreen, sun glasses, etc. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Register NOW!

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Beijing HHH Run #1756: RED DRESS RUN 2016 – Evolutionary Perfection

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What are the Hash House Harriers?

We are an international running, walking, and drinking club with chapters all over the world. The Hash is a non-competitive running group (with walkers), but we enjoy drinking beer along the way. This is not a race, it is a chase. You don’t have to be fast. If you like being active outdoors and drinking a beer with your friends, then come to the Hash!

What is the Red Dress Charity Run?

On June 19th, The Beijing Hash House Harriers will host a Red Dress Run for charity. Everyone who attends is expected to wear a red dress. Help us paint the town red! Join us as we run through the streets of Beijing in red dresses. 

All profits will be donated to China Little Flower, an organization that gives care to orphaned and severally disabled infants and children. 

Hash是什么?

我们是一个成员遍布全球的跑步啤酒俱乐部。与其说我们的活动方式是户外跑步/徒步,倒不如说,我们更喜欢边喝啤酒边设路标和队友们玩捉迷藏!你喜欢走出家门活动筋骨吗?来Hash吧!这不是竞赛,是一种有趣的追击。你不一定要有超人的速度,我们也欢迎步行者的加入。你喜欢把酒言欢结识五湖四海的朋友吗?来Hash吧!

红裙跑步是什么?

2016年6月19日,北京Hash House Harriers将继续主办今年的“红裙跑”。所有活动参与者必须身着红裙!本次活动筹集到的所有资金将捐献给北京“小花关爱”慈善机构,以此为帮助弃婴及孤儿贡献一份力量。届时,将有数百人身着红裙组成热情洋溢的红色海洋!就缺你了,来吧!我们等着你!

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We won the evolution lottery, you and I. Here we are, standing on the shoulders of millennia of lucky mutations and incredible genetic flukes that have led us to the, erm, advanced beings that we are. Apes diverged from gibbons, great apes from orangutans, chimpanzees from gorillas, humans from chimps, and finally in 2016 H. harriers from H. sapiens. On Sunday, June 19, you’ll see the next beautiful fluke of nature — the highly-evolved, red-dress-wearing, beer-guzzling Hash House Harriers of Beijing.

Have you ever wondered whether evolution is directed or random? How did we end up here?  Come test out your theories of evolution as we watch the next divergence of species take place. Join our boisterous band of buffoons as we strut our stuff around one of the most artistically evolved neighborhoods of Beijing. Don your finest red frocks to trot (and/or walk) in a hunt for marks to the closest beer stop to feed our incredibly developed brains.

To answer life’s mysteries and celebrate the next perfected species of H. harriers, please join Melon Dress, Super Skirter and Herr Splashy Skirt at this year’s Red Dress Run.

All profits will be donated to China Little Flower, a local organization that helps orphans and abandoned children in need through long term care, foster care, specialized care, education, hospice and more. Find out more at chinalittleflower.org.

Beer proudly sponsored by:
    • Hares:
      Melon Dress, Super Skirter and Herr Splashy Skirt
    • Type:
      A to A
    • When:
      Sunday, 19 June 2016
    • Time:
      Meet at 14:00, run and walk start at 15:00
    • Hash Cash:
      100 RMB run/walk, and circle
      150 RMB run/walk,circle and dinner
      (Feel free to donate MORE to a great cause!!! We will have VEDETT beer for the circle!!!)
    • Meet up:
      Wan’s Kitchen (B10 Courtyard, 2nd Road, 798 Art District, Chaoyang District)
      小万食堂 (朝阳区大山子798艺术区2号路B10号院内)
    • D’erections:
      Get to the restaurant from the north entrance of 798 follow the blue trail on the map if you take a taxi there。Also,you can get there by buses:401、402、405、445、909、946、973、988、991,get off of the bus at 大山子路口南(Dashanzilukounan bus station)then get into 798 from the west entrance No.2 then follow the pink trail!!
      如果是打车的话,从798北门下车,沿地图上标记的蓝色路线找到小万食堂。很多公交也可以抵达:401、402、405、445、909、946、973、988、991,请在大山子路口南站下车,从798西门(2号门)进入798,沿地图上的粉色路线找到小万食堂!!

 

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Full Moon Thriller Hash #99

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This has been a hard year for musical legends: we lost Prince and Bowie in a span of months (but somehow Ted Nugent lives?). This June we look back a bit further to remember the greatest loss of all: the King of Pop.

Dust off your red leather jackets, grab your crotches and get ready to beat it on-on, ’cause this is thriller, thriller night! And on Friday we will be celebrating with a fullmoonwalk run. Expect shiny gloves, ghoulish moves and plenty of beer.

  • Hares:
    Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
  • Type:
    Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules
  • When:
    Friday, 17 June 2016
  • Time:
    Meeting 7:30, run 8:00 SHARP
  • Hash Cash:
    Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)
  • Meet up:
    Sheng Yi Yuan Restaurant(盛义园)
    No. 69-1 Ganmian Hutong, Dongcheng District (东城区 干面胡同69-1号)
  • D’erections:
    Dengshikou Subway station, Line 5.  Exit C, head 140m east along Ganmian Hutong and its on the north side
    地铁5号线灯市口站C出口出,干面胡同向东140米路北即是
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Beijing HHH Run #1755: The Babes, Beer and Bangs run

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It is with heavy hearts, and heavier beers that we say goodbye to our beloved, if not fairly adequate, hare razor Bangs With No Mercy this Saturday June 11th. Join BWNM, Dickmocracy, and Blister Fister as they meet some girls, attempt to get wet, and fuck off the best they can 😉

  • Hares:
    Bangs With No Mercy (FOYW), Dickmocracy, Blister Fister
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Saturday (i.e. NOT Sunday) 11 June 2016
  • Time:
    Meet on Saturday at 14:30, run and walk start on Saturday at 15:00
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Daheng Restaurant (大亨酒家)
    北京市朝阳区樱花西街28号楼
  • D’erections:
    Get off from Line 5 & 10, Huixinxijienankou station, exit C. Walk south along the main road, across the bridge. The restaurant is about 400 m from the station.
    地铁5&10号线,惠新西街南口站,C口出,过桥,往南走400米。

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