Our next run is…
It will be a different one! You heard this many times, for sure. At least a variation of it (Next time you’ll cum too, I swear!—The next beer will be cold!—Next time I really care about your problems!)But the Hares promise you, this time for real, it will be a different one!
Join Hot Cockolate, Tinderella and Master Baker this Saturday, April 20th, 2019 for an amazing we don’t care at all trail at the edges of Beijing’s CBD. We might enter it from the rear, but it’s not a promise.
It will be a different one! Because all of the Hares actually have never been together to scout or discuss the trail until this point in time! Who cares? The Hares don’t, as it will be a different one!
It will be a different one! Na, the Hares are not so sure about this anymore! There will be cold beer (the shop clerks promised that the beer will be cold!), a shitty trail (the Hares even hired a guy to provide some poo during the run!) and a wonderful dinner (no idea about that, all the nice restaurants around did not fit the budget requirements at all!). This sounds like promise land, doesn’t it?
Anyhow, it will be a different one! Meet up at Hujialou subway station, Line 6/10, exit B (North-East) on Saturday, April 20th! Be on time at 13.30hrs so we can grab your money or digital wallets! The run is moderately priced at 30Rmb a Hasher, but adding dinner to your run, ruins your kids (or future kids) college funds, 80Rmb a pop it is for the full service. Happy endings not included!
It will be a different one, Hot Cockolate insists, and she might be right! It’s the Easter Saturday extravaganza, that’s for sure, and this is different to all the other weekends you waste your time hashing around Beijing!
Hot Cockolate, Master Baker, Tinderella
Saturday, April 20th
Meet at 1:30 PM, Hash starts at 2PM
A to A
30RMB for the hash and circle
80RMB for hash, circle and dinner
Hujialou subway station, Subway Line 6/10, exit B (North-East)
‘Why always in the hutongs? ‘ you whined.
‘When will we hash somewhere different?’ you inquired.
Like any good wolf pack we have heard your howls.
This full moon hash will be like no other… Except the fundamentals which will be exactly the same. Join us on Wednesday for the same same but different full moon hash!
You wanted South, we give you north.
You wanted the heat, we give you mildly cold,
You wanted clear skies, we give you… Beijing,
You wanted somewhere new, we give you something different,
You wanted excitement, we give you… WUDAOKOU!
Same same but different. Join us as we run, frolic, romp, wassail and MORE.
Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
Live trail, catch-the-hare
Wednesday, 17th April, meet 7:30pm run starts at 8:00pm
Run & circle- 20 kuai
Dinner- bill shared between diners
Blow Harder’s Apartment!!!
20 Chengfu Road, Building 46 Flat 1101
Take the metro to line 13’s wudaokou （五道口）station. Take Exit B and turn right. Once you reach China University of Geosciences (Zhōngguó dì zhì dàxué 中国地质大学(北2门) go right again. You will arrive in no time!!!!
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!