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UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING

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BOXER HASH #173: Of Mussels, Fish, and Men

On October 20th 73 years ago Communist forces end their Long March at Yan’an, in Shaanxi, China, bringing Mao Zedong to prominence. A truly watershed moment. For those that fucked off and didn’t partake in the similar patriotic fervor of National Week, have no fear you will continue to miss out on this glorious Boxer Hash to stunning Longqing Gorge.

Get your lazy asses out of bed and enjoy a frolic through the mountains of northwest Beijing and see sights that include dragons, trees, rocks, a something that may slightly resemble another patriotic endeavor – the mighty Three Gorges Dam. Don’t forget there will be plenty of beer for all and tasty food to follow. Be there or be square!


Hares:

Limp Fish Dick, Shanghai Man, Mussels from Brussels

Runsite:

Longqing Gorge (龙庆峡)

Trail Details:

TBD

When:

Saturday, October 20th

Time:

Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hash Cash:

200 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! Note that the price is going UP!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. 

Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
By | October 17th, 2018|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

SUNDAY BJHHH #1877: The Three-way F**k Off Hash

Remember the days, in the Beijing of old,
When the hutong were bustling, and the Yanjing was cold?

The air came in flavors, most heavy with soot,
And old dirty bar street, was less navigable by foot.

On every street corner, you could find a jianbing,
Before Fangjia was lost, to the great brickening.

Those days are all gone now,
Soon your hares will be, too
But don’t shed a tear,
As we bid you adieu.

Just come see us off,
We’ll go out with a bang,
Ignore all the rules,
And drink all we can!

Paint the sky white,
Bring light to the dark,
(And quite possibly,
Get kicked out of the park)

***Warning: Brace yourselves for liquor down-downs (your hares have lots to get rid of)

****Also: Sparklers! (bring gloves)


Hares:

Roadkill, Asstonguer, Lick It To Ride

When:

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Time:

Meet at 1:30PM, Run starts at 2PM!!!!

Type:

A-A

Hash Cash:

30RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Location:

河湖·很久前烤串坊 (HeHu HenJiu Qian)
安定路小关街甲25号 (Jia. No. 25 XiaoGuanJie)

D’erections

Get out at Exit C of AnZhenMen Station (Line 10), walk east for 50 m, turn right and walk south for another 100 m or so. The restaurant is on your right
地铁10号线安贞门站C口旁

 

By | October 16th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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