UPCOMING RUNS IN BEIJING
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Happy 狗 year! A new zodiacal dog-ma is cumming into effect in Chinese 2018 – this week’s hares are certainly no experts in this (or in anything, for that matter) but then again, why would knowledge outweigh an opinion?! As far as the hares can tell / care, Chinese tradition says that the year of the dog should be spent “drinking more beer and licking yourself clean”. Or something like that.
Let your inner dog out and hash with us this SUNDAY (why the hell aren’t we always hashing on Sundays?!) in the (hopefully) dog-friendly southeastern part of Beijing’s second ring road. We shall celebrate the new year doggy style, honour Forever Drunk and all the other ankle biters that fucked off recently, and dress up like dogs! Before it all goes to the dogs let’s rather go to the hash.
Breakfast Included, All In, Blister Fister
S-U-N-D-A-Y, February 25, 2018
Meet at 1:30pm, Run starts at 2pm…(ish)
30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner.
Golden chef restaurant (yummy dongbei food with huge portions!) at 4 Nanxiaoshikou Street
Get out at exit A of Guangqumennei station, sniff your way west for 100 meters, turn right, into Nanxiaoshikou Street, and you’ll find this week’s kennel on your right after another 100 m or so (who cares, dogs don’t count meters, and neither do hashers). 🐶
7 号线广渠门内站A出口，往西走 100m，在南小市口街往右转，饭馆儿在右边。
This month, the heavens are aligning to present a celestial spectacle the likes of which no hasher has ever seen before! A blue moon, supermoon and total lunar eclipse are coinciding to create what’s being dubbed a “super blue blood moon” tonight!
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To celebrate this most unusual of astronomical events, the Full Moon Hash will be taking our ritual howling one step further – and actually transforming into a bountiful barrage of beasties for the night! (In onesie form at least)
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That’s right, bring along your best animal onesies (if you have one – if not, anything animal-themed will do!) and join newly crowned FMH GM Asstonguer as she takes the helm for the very first time!
With any luck, we’ll have some winter warmers for the circle, but if all else fails we’ll be sure to compensate with copious amounts of Yanjing.
❄️ It’s cold guys please bring layers for the circle! ⛄️
Wednesday, 31st January
Meet at 7:30 pm. Hares off at 8 pm.
六十八号涮肉 (No. 68 Shuan Rou)
From Subway Line 2/5 Lama Temple Station Exit E, head straight (west) about 250 meters.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!