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The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever! 

Register today!

The 17th All China Nash Hash is On On!

Beijing! Beijing! That wonderful place to hash is hosting the 17th ACNH and we want you to be here! Fantastic parties, amazing Great Wall and city trails, cold beers, ultracool haberdashery and the best circles ever!

Register today!

UPCOMING RUNS

Do not miss any single run of the Beijing HHH, Fullmoon HHH or Boxer HHH.
Find all upcoming runs details here and find you can find any blame THE HARES!!! Our next run is…

Boxer #165: Herotic and Coward Slopes

It’s already been more than a month since Nash Hash, and while our excuse would be that it left us reeling and feeling like it would be impossible to top THAT trail of disgusting beauty, in true Mismanagement fashion…..: “yes, there is a Boxer this month.” The GM has cooked up yet another of her last-minute Santorum Cocktails (warning: contains Oracle Boner, Just Dumb and Stoned Age) and would very much like you to down it this Saturday, October 21st surrounded by the Much Beauty(TM) of Fragrant Hills. So stop having a life and join us on a possibly moist, possibly muddy, possibly undeniably shitty trail……we have beer.

PS. Yes, we’re embarrassed about that meme reference too.

Click here to sign up for Boxer HHH #165

 


Hares:

Oracle Boner, Just Dumb and Stoned Age

Runsite:

Xiangshan Fragrant Hills

When:

Saturday, October 21st, 2017

Time:

Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

It’s getting COLD! Bring layers for the trail and enough garments to keep warm in the circle before the Yanjing starts kicking in. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

 

Click here to sign up for Boxer HHH #165

 


 

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)

By | October 20th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH Run #1825: The Alice in Beijingland Hash

Alice went chasing after a white rabbit that was late. You will be chasing THE HARES, Heart On, Principal Penetration, and Danger Zone, who are never late, despite spending hours and hours laying an amazing trail. Alice had to leave her cat behind to get into her Wonderland, but you can take your pets with us on our trail through parks, mazes, a beer party instead of a tea party. We will also be celebrating an unbirthday for Heart On as her actual birthday will be Sunday. Merry Unbirthday to her!


Hares:

Danger Zone, Principal Penetration, and Heart On

When:

SATURDAY, October 14, 2017

Time:

WINTER TIME! Meet at 1:30pm. Hash starts at 2:00pm.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner

Meet up:

人民公社大食堂(Ren Min Gong She Da Shi Tang), The People’s
Commune Restaurant
北京市朝阳区惠新西街南口地铁站往东200米(Beijing Chao Yang
Qu Hui Xin Xi Jie Nan Kou Di Tie Zhan)

D’erections:

Line 10 or 5 Huixinxijie Nan Kou Exit B and head south and then walk 200m east following the main road. The restaurant is on the north side of the road.

地铁10或5号线惠新西街南口站B出口,随着大街先往南然后往东走200米,饭馆儿在北侧。

 


Beer sponsored by:

 


 

By | October 12th, 2017|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia