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BJHHH #1860: Strong Independent Person Hash

Fed up of people telling you what (/who) to do and when to cum? What to wear and what not to wear? When to drink and when to stop?! How Hard to Blow? How Super to Squirt? And whether Chips really need Piss?

Celebrate your new found independence with the SIPH (Strong Independent Person Hash).

Wear what you want. Cum when you want; early, late, on your own, with someone else. YOU DECIDE. YOU STRONG INDEPENDENT PERSON, YOU!


Saturday 23-June


Meet at 14:30. Run starts at 15:00


Blow Harder, Super Squirter and Piss’n’Chips

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner


阿文汤包(国贸店)A Wen Tangbao, 光华东里2号院。No.2 Guanghua Dongli.

It’s almost 900m from the closest metro stop, sorry about that! Take line 10 to Jintai Xizhao Metro station, Exit D. Go south for about 350m until you arrive at Guanghua Road. Turn right, walk for another 500m until you cross Jintong East Road. The next SMALL street turn left (there’s a golden building with a metal bull statue in front on the south side of the street – see picture) and walk for another 100m.


By | June 21st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

#170: The Golden Combo Run

Speaking of golden, when you think of the word in summer, what comes to mind? Yes! COLD YANJING BEER!

What about when you think about it in the context of a boxer? Yes. BEAUTIFUL SURPRISING TRAIL!!! Very friendly to walkers and no sad story!

So join us to enjoy the sunshine beer and nice view on this absolutely golden combination trail!


007, Red Snatcher, Rambo #5


天漠 Tianmo


Saturday, June 30th


Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:


Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. 

Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).


It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

** Important note: the Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability, currency exchange fluctuations, the score of the most recent Beijing guo’an game, the bus driver’s mood and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … we’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you (lim&s, looking at you!) And you get lost. We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
By | June 21st, 2018|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!


Not enough awesomeness? Keep reading for hash trash, past runs, hash socials and much more…

SATURDAY BJHHH #1858: Sweet 69 Jurassic Safari!

By | June 7th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

What do you get when you think of an abandoned movie production studio, safari, and dinosaurs and add in some pirates, Vikings, hot students and a hidden dolphin restaurant? You do the math, because you can bet Jurassic we lost count. If you are also a hasher, you are probably way a-head of us and are thinking 1 + 1 [...]

Full Moon HHH Run #120: The ‘Flour’ Power Run

By | May 30th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

This month, the Full Moon Hash is marking a decade's worth of runs by delving deep into the pseudo-scientific waters of astrology and welcoming the rise of the Full Flower (Flour?) Moon. It heralds a time to "listen to the wise words of elders (Dry Hole), respect your traditions and learn from history", according to Australian astrologist Jamie Partridge, who [...]

Hash Wedding Run #1856

By | May 30th, 2018|Hash Trash|

A wedded bliss: marry a similar spender; have a lot of sex; say "thank you" and "we"; make it quick; be tough; work hard at it. Song Master Dry Hole acts out a pastor by dressing a whole black and holding a God Delusion book, to bestow the Amazing Grace on the Hasher’s new couple Ass Tonguer and Lick It [...]

Boxer Hash #169 Golden Showers Bring Yellow Flowers & BJH3 Run #1855 The Trade Wars and Rocket Men Hash

By | May 22nd, 2018|Hash Trash|

Jesus says that the human suffering is rooted in the evil side of human nature; Marx says that human suffering is private ownership. But the sufferers can recognize the real existence of the evil side of human nature. A squad of Boxer hashers descend from the last 15ish-meter steps of hill at Huanghuacheng Great Wall around 5 pm, Saturday, actually [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1856: Hash Wedding!!!

By | May 21st, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Cum help us celebrate the well-lubricated hijinks and drama that is the marriage of Asstonguer and Lick It To Ride as we wander through 798 and drink our way into romance or something that resembles that (oblivion perhaps?). They have been married for a hot minute but we finally get to make it HHH official, which is a certainly big [...]

Beijing HHH Run #1855: The Trade Wars and Rocket Men Hash

By | May 17th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Sometimes, it's just confusing times. Sunday hash moved to Saturday moved back to Sunday. 3pm or 2pm or Time's Up. 301 actions or (hand)jobs for everyone. Who knows? The hares can't keep it straight. Ultimately it's all a bunch of talk... All hot air and no action.... Just [...]

The Zero Fucks Hash #1854

By | May 15th, 2018|Hash Trash|

Reason is also limited, because it cannot get ride of absolute obsession, otherwise it is immersed in the worship of power and money all the same. So the divinity is still effective, leading the human mind to eternity. The local emissions account for 2/3 of main sources in Beijing this year. The diesel vehicles driving in Beijing reach 45% as [...]

Saturday Boxer Hash #169 Golden Showers Bring Yellow Flowers

By | May 12th, 2018|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

April’s Boxer run was wet. I mean, sopping wet and muddy and dirty and soaked. But as the old country taitai say, April rain clouds over Wushan lead to some pretty good things. So let’s all take a trip out to the Yellow Flowers Great Wall and see what nature has in store. Walls never stopped anyone though, least [...]

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia


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