Beijing HHH Run #1801: The Spring Blooming Hash

Hashers and Harriettes! What a better way to spend your Labor week-end than hashing on a beautiful (potentially shitty) trail, with Spring in full bloom all around! After a wonderful Boxer at the Great Wall, join the Hares Heart On, Prelubed and Karate in a trail of wonders, with trees and flowers in full bloom, a lake, a river, a park (maaaaybe) and plenty of cold beer!!

Take part to this Spring celebration wearing flowers yourselves or anything you associate with “blooming” (we know what you are thinking, you pervs)! See you on the East Side!

The restaurant is dog friendly; however most of the trail is not (only the first leg for runners is) so might be better to let our furry friends chill at home with their favorite snacks.

  • Hares:
    Heart On, Prelubed, Karate
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 30 April 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 2:30pm, run and walk start at 3:00pm — CHANGED TO SPRING START TIME!!
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Xiǎo Xiāng Míng Chú restaurant: 99A Xìng Lóng street, Gaobeidian, Chaoyang District.
    小湘名厨:北京市朝阳区高碑店兴隆街99A
  • D’erections:
    Line   Gaobeidian exit A1, walk along the edge of the park turning north, the restaurant is a little further on your left.
    从1号线(八通线)的高碑店地铁站A1口出来,往北走400米,饭馆在左边。


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Boxer Hash #159: The Yangbian Great Wall Run

The Labor Day is coming soon, do you want to get away from the pressures of work , but still hesitate because everywhere is crowded? You can choose to stay at home enjoying the vegetable life, or , join the boxer hash with the hares running through the flowers and an old rustic village, and visiting the special part of the Great Wall—Yangbian Great Wall.

The Yangbian Great Wall was built in Ming dynasty. This part of the Wall was the best preserved part , that was built with only stones to set a sample for the rest. As it has not been developed as a tourist attraction, few people travel there. In the beginning of the summer, there are many begonia flowers in the area. Not only will it be a good experience for your olfactory sense, but also for your taste bud, because the eggs the restaurant serves are borne by the chickens fed in the moutains……

Oops, I should not be a spoiler, there are more great things worth discovering, and think about that you will have two days rest after boxer hash ( and bash), what excuse can you make for missing it?

  • Shitty Hares:
    Red Snatcher, Shaven Not Stired, Finger My Dough
  • Runsite:
    Yangbian Great Wall in Huailai, Hebei ( New Venue)
  • When:
    Saturday, April 29, 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp! (cause the 29th is the first day of the holidays, we had better leave early to beat the traffic jam)
  • Hash Cash:
    150 RMB, will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! And if you think that’s a bargain, for only 50 RMB more, you can add a breakfast buffet of eggs, sausage, potatoes, bread and tomatoes plus a drink of your choice (coffee, bloody mary, etc.) at XL bar pre-departure!
    (**Please make sure to note which option you choose when signing up below! Breakfast will only be guaranteed for those who indicate that option on the form.**).
  • Meet up:
    XL Bar
    1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
    *Click here for Baidu map*
  • D’erections:
    It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
  • What to bring:
    It’s STEEP! Bring gripping shoes for the trail and long garments to avoid suffering on the mountain! Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Register NOW!**

Register


Meeting point in Beijing

** IMPORTANT NOTE: THE BEIJING BOXER HASH IS AN OFF-ROAD RUNNING HASH GOING OUT TO THE HILLS AROUND BEIJING ONCE A MONTH. WE USUALLY AIM FOR THE SECOND SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH, BUT MAY VARY DEPENDING ON THE HARES’ AVAILABILITY, CURRENCY EXCHANGE FLUCTUATIONS, THE SCORE OF THE MOST RECENT BEIJING GUO’AN GAME, THE BUS DRIVER’S MOOD AND OTHER VARIABLE FACTORS WE HAVE ZERO CONTROL OVER. WE DO NOT ADJUST FOR WEATHER CONDITIONS (BRING A TOWEL, YOU WON’T DROWN) NOR POLLUTION LEVELS (THEY’RE LOWER OUT IN THE MOUNTAINS ANYWAY). IT’S OK TO WALK BUT NOT TO LALLYGAG. KEEP MOVING … WE’RE A RUNNING HASH. HEART ATTACKS ARE NOT PERMITTED. AS WE ARE OUT ON MOUNTAIN TRAILS, IT’S EASY TO GET LOST. IF YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO BRING A PHONE WITH YOU (LIM&S, LOOKING AT YOU!) AND YOU GET LOST. WE WON’T PH*CKING CARE, NOR WILL WE PH*CING PIN YOU EITHER. WE MAY OR MAY NOT SEND A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR YOU. IF WE DO, CHANCES ARE IT WILL CONSIST PRIMARILY OF RABID DOGS AND HUNGRY WOLVES. THAT BEING SAID, WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU JOIN US AND HOPE YOU ENJOY A GREAT DAY! (BY THE WAY, NO YOU WON’T BE BACK FOR YOUR IMPORTANT DINNER DATE BRING THEM ALONG INSTEAD)


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This Saturday: Beijing HHH’s Run #1800

What a momentous occasion! The one-thousand-eighteenth running of the Beijing Hash! That’s a lot of runs since our founding way back in 1979! If you were to drink just one beer for each running of the Beijing hash, you’d have to drink this many beers:

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We’re celebrating with a great big spring-time hash in Chaoyang Park, followed by a parkside circle and barbecue bash featuring Pretty Woman’s famous grilled sausages and Cockarazzi’s & Prety Woman’s award-winning chili. The run is on Saturday this week so we can celebrate extra hard.

Beer sponsored by

Bring extra hash cash for the commemorative 1800 run hash shirt  (45RMB) and patch (10RMB).


Hares:

Dazed & Confused, Björn Again, Dry Hole, and a *long-time-no-see mystery hare


Type:

A to A


When:

SATURDAY!
22 April 2017


Time:

Meet at 2:30pm, run and walk 3:00PM START!!!!!


Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
100 RMB run/walk, circle and barbecue


Meet up:

The tent in the park just outside the southeast corner of Chaoyang Park.
朝阳公园东南角外小公园里营帐。


D’erections:

From Line 14 Chaoyang Park Station, Take Exit B, and follow the “R” arrows east for about 200m, past the south entrance to Chaoyang Park, past the construction, until you see a small park. Head into the park and on the northeast side of the park you’ll find the tent [see map below]. If you hit the East 4th Ring Road you’ve gone too far! 🙁

地铁14号线朝阳公园站B口出,往东200米(经过朝阳公园南门,施工区)到小公园里,在公园东北角有我们的营帐。



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Beijing HHH Run #1799: Easter Sunday Egg Hunt Hash

What the New Testament neglected to say back in the day, is that during Jesus’ Crucifixion he was raised so high, it made him feel such HARD emotions that it would take him three days to get it back up. SO fellows, join Six Kuai Short, Godzilla Butt, Beer Wolf and Slappy Seconds on Sunday to celebrate good ole Jesus’ res-ERECTION (and Godzilla Butt’s Birthday!) Back in the most erection prone area of Beijing, where pitching a tent is seen as a compliment, yes, Wudaokou. Dress like how the good ole boy liked his practitioners to, like bunnies that want to bone, get drunk and sing the AVE MARIA. Hashing in beautiful areas where ‘kids these days’ prefer to play doctor than chase eggs, YES! THERE WILL BE AN OVARY HUNT. Sorry, I mean egg hunt with both kid and adult prizes. We’ll be circling in such altitudes you might even consider it practice for the mile-high club. Additionally, in fields where Viagra has proven not to work, Jell-O shots will be provided.

  • Hares:
    Six Kuai Short, Godzilla Butt, Slappy Seconds, Beerwolf
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 16 April 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 2:30pm, run and walk CHANGED TO 3:00PM START!!!!!
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    优盛大厦 – 局气 (Restaurant at top floor of the U-Center)
  • D’erections:
    The restaurant is on 6th floor of the UCenter. Take the subway to Wudaokou. Leave from exit B and turn right. The UCenter is the giant mall on your right. Walk past the Starbucks and the Paris Baguette. Turn right along side of the building. Walk 100m and take the outdoor elevator to the 6th floor.If you get lost, just follow the hash marks.

    餐厅位于UCenter(优盛大厦)六楼。坐地铁到五道口。 B出口往右转。 UCenter就是在右手边的购物中心。走过星巴克和巴黎贝甜。 在购物中心东侧右转,步行100米,坐外部电梯到6楼。按照粉笔标记就能找到。

 

 


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Full Moon HHH Run #109: The Run in the North

The days are getting longer, the nights are getting warmer and at this month’s Full Moon Hash we are going north of the wall!!! (well, the 3rd ring road)
That’s right, we’re busting out of our comfort zones and taking on the white walkers (laowai  with full bottles of what will probably be cold Yanjing! Hurrumph!
  • Hares:
    Old school rules, hares raised on the spot
  • Type:
    Live trail, old school catch-the-hare rules
  • When:
    Tuesday, 11 April 2017
  • Time:
    Meeting 7:30, run 8:00 SHARP
  • Hash Cash:
    Run & circle 20 kuai, dinner A-A-zhi (bill shared between diners)
  • Meet up:
    Asstonguer & Lick It To Ride’s fort!
  • D’erections:
    Take Line 10 or 5 to Huixinxijie Nankou station, take Exit B walk north for about 300m, go right at the intersection and straight until you reach a small roundabout, take the road to your right and continue for 100m (ish) ’till you find Asstonguer/Lick It To Ride/the gate on your left (there’s a booze shop next to it) 地铁5号线或10号线,惠新西街南口站B口出,往北走300米,在路口左转往东到环岛右转,往前100米到烟酒茶超市。


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