Ho Ho Holy Sh*t, December Is Here
Winter has arrived, the river breeze is sharp, and BJH3 is kicking off the holiday season with a Christmas-themed trail designed by the festive degenerates Hardcore Outdoor and Silent Suck Off. Expect holiday chaos, scenic suffering, and enough red and green flour to leave a Santa trail visible from space.
Walking pack led by the delightful Marie Cumtoilette, ensuring a merry and moderately profane winter wander.
Your Hares :
Running Hare Hardcore Outdoor and Silent Suck Off
Walking Hare Marie Cumtoilette
Start:
Arrow Factory Brewing (箭厂啤酒) – Liangma River
Nearest Subway: Dongzhimen Exit E (东直门地铁站 E口)
When:
Saturday, December 6th 1:30 PM meetup2:00 PM start🍻
Trail is A–A with bag drop at the restaurant.Circle is close enough to stumble to (less than 500m — or two failed snow angels away)
Hash Cash:
• 30 RMB for trail (beer stops and circle)•
NO DINNER,BUT U CAN CUM TO HASHMAS
Trail is dog-friendly, but the restaurant is not.Dogs welcome on trail, not at dinner (unless they can pay hash cash)
Dress Code & Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME.
We can supply t-shirts, shorts, hoodies, beanies, socks, and various sundry items.
Directions to meet up :
Arrow Factory Brewing (箭厂啤酒) — Liangma River walkway.
From Dongzhimen Exit E: Walk or bike 8–12 minutes
On-After — HASHMAS 2025:
Saturday, December 6th
7pm – 12pm
JinShang Party Venue (near Turkish Feast)
Includes pizza, beer, cocktails, live band, and performances by Sexy Harriettes & 5ish.
ON ON!
BJH3 Mismanagement & Your Hares