I know those of you who haven’t fled freezing cold Beijing are probably hungover and bored af. So, grab another beer and get your frosty buns out to our red run!

The new year is finally cumming upon us (again). This new moonar year is the year of the rat. The rat cums first in the race of the zodiac animals. So, in honor of those dirty rodent quick cummers, run with our super fabo crew of d**k pigs from yesteryear.

Twincest’s new year’s resolution is to not say anything dumb. Let’s hold ‘em to it! Choke on some Spicy Penis fumes. No need to worry, Super Squiter can de-mace you with a nice moist spritz.

We promise you there will be more beer and less trail! So join us in the fun!

Happy year of the rat! We wish you MoFos new and wonderful beginnings (again)!

P.s: It’s been a long time since the Red Dress Run and we miss that beautiful sultry color…. Thankfully Chinese New Year DICKtates that we hashers wear red!

Hares:

Twincest, Spicy Penis, Super Squirter

When:

Saturday January 25th 2020 （ Chinese New Year Day)

Time:

Meet at 13:30 pm, Departure at 14:00 pm

Hash cash:

30 RMB run only

80 RMB run & dinner (You will get to choose 1 from burger/panini/Irish poutine – french fries included)

Dress code:

Wear RED! RED!RED!

Restaurant:

Paddy O’shea’S（No.28 Dongzhimen Outer street )，爱尔兰酒吧（东直门外大街28号）

D’erections:

Get outta subway Line 2 at Dongzhimen from Exit C, walk few hundreds meters to the east, Paddy O’Shea’s will be at the right side.

二号线东直门C口出站，向东走1公里，在右手边。