Black sunglasses? Check.
Vaguely Russian accent? Check.
Thinly veiled cosplay fetishism? Check.
Water guns? CHECK.
(Free) beer? Double check.
The Bitches are back! and this time they’re armed and glorious and only have one mission: to make you wet.
Not-so-secret-agents Super Squirter, Godzilla Butt and Algae Bra, dressed in whatever the summer equivalent of the tactileneck is, will guide you through Dongzhimen (again) while comrade Pretty Shitty is sending love from Russia from our headquarters in Italy.
Also, we know you’ve been staring longingly at your calendar, counting the days until you fuck off to some tropical paradise before you inevitably start missing Beijing again but two long time hashers are FOYW forreal this Sunday, so you don’t want to miss this hash (why would you anyway? we just promised you moistness) . Bring out your inner spy, your water gun and join us this Sunday July 9th at our hash bar Paddy O’Sheas!
PS. We ran out of space for Soviet Russia jokes.
Sunday, July 9th, 2017
Meet at 2:30pm, Hash starts at 3pm
?? Paddy O’Sheas ?? No.28 Dongzhimen Outer Street – 东直门外大街28号
DINNER WILL BE AT A CHINESE RESTO 100 METERS FROM PADDYS*
Get outta subway Line 2 at Dongzhimen from Exit C, walk few hundreds meters to the east, Paddy O’Shea’s will be at the right side.