“Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!” (– The Grinch)

Hashy Christmas Everyone!!!!  This is the event you have been waiting for!! “Yes, Frozen Winterland is finally upon us! Hoe Hoe Hoe

This year, Kris Kringle gave us the gift of a snowy hash! So come prepared to get drunk, walk slowly, and bitch about the weather while taking fantastic and classy photos  by the snow. The white backdrop will make anything classy so dont forget to increase the sluttiness of your outfit so that you can be crowned as the best prize of the trail at Paddy’s.

We are once again teaming up with Santa Con to help you make it a memorable one (or forgettable one, depending on how much you have to drink).  So lets show them what a hashy Xmas looks like.

Dress code: 

Cum in your Christmas seasonal best to get in the festive mood and find out (Birthday Suites not recommended as it is a bit toooooo cold but feel free to strip once we get to paddy’s! It wouldn’t be the first time).

Hares: Santas Dirty Elves

Walking hare: Panda Penis Pandemonium, Daddy Issues

Running Hare: Lost in Sex, Singaporn Star

What: it’s an A-to-B hash, and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly

When: Saturday, 16th December. Meet 1:00 pm for pre-drinks.

Run- Start at 2:00 pm.

Where: Side Street 街旁(建国门店) 北京市朝阳区建国门外大街华星擎达商务楼秀水街南口街旁餐厅

Line 1,永安里,exit A1

Hash cash:

This is a special pub-crawl hash, so you can pay as you go.

Hash cash is 30 RMB for circle drinks.

Restaurant: There isn’t one. On Paddy’s!  (where Santa spends the rest of the year)

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children, so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness, and considerable rude behaviour. And partial nudity. Don’t be offended; it’s jocular. We’re always like that; if you’re here, you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons, this isn’t a kid-friendly activity, so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. Regular members of society are welcome and can participate, but be polite, be tolerant, don’t be purposefully rude, and remember that if you’re running, there’s no winner.