The Saucy Escapade – Strut, Get Wet, and Throw a leg over while sipping some frothy pleasure!

Plunge deep and fast into the trihashlon fantasy, with strong thighs, moist desires, and thrusting push-pedaling, fueled with liquid courage.

Start with a sultry saunter, then strip down for a wet and wild dip, and finish by mounting up and riding hard, all the way to the climax — the finish cums with heaving chests, pulsating veins and agonizingly pleasurable deep breaths.

But wait, there’s a zesty zinger — sip on some chilled, invigorating brew at sensual pit stops along your throbbing journey. Enjoy the electrifying ambiance, tease your limits, and refresh your stamina with a touch of titillation.

TriSeduction: let your adventurous spirit indulge in some tipsy flirtation with the elements!

Hares：Polish My Helmet；Shtupwaffel；Red Snatcher

Type：A to B （No bag drop）

When： Saturday，September 2nd

Hash Cash：30 RMB（run，beer/water，circle）；105（run，beer/water，circle，dinner）

Time：Meet-up at 1：30 p.m.； Run starts at 2：00 p.m.

Where: River side of Liangma river next to Kun Lun Hotel

亮马河边昆仑酒店下面

D`erections:

From Liangmaqiao Metro line 10 Exit D : Walk to Liangma river.

从10号线亮马桥地铁D口出走到亮马河昆仑酒店下面。

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.