This Saturday, please join hares Blow Harder, Dry Hole, and BDSaMateur for an elegant romp throughout Beijing. This beautiful trail will serve as a pre-lube hash before our most raucous and bourgeois hashers head off to the Swedish Yule Ball!

To entice our most high-brow kennel members, we will have German beer and Italian Prosecco on trail and in circle. It’s winter and the trail is short: you’ll be done by 5:45pm without breaking a sweat and can walk the 250m to the hotel to continue your drink. All hashers are welcome to come dressed in your fanciest and most lavish haberdashery or cocktail attire. Non ball-goers can chow down on some righteous Xinjiang cuisine afterward.

O come, all ye hashers
Joyful though hungover
O come ye, o come ye to Pre-Yule-Lube Hash
Come and behold us
Laying out the best trail

O come, let us get fucked up
O come, let us get fucked up
O come, let us get fucked up
Before the Ball!


BDSaMateur, Blow Harder, & Dry Hole

Date and Time

Saturday, December 1st, 2018
Meet at 1:30, run starts at 2pm sharp!!(ish)

Hash Cash

30 RMB for run and circle
80 RMB for run, circle, and dinner


Adaxi Xinjiang Restaurant
34 XiBaHe Zhong Lu


1km walk/Mobike from Subway Line 13 LiuFang Station: head north from Exit B and take a right at the main street ahead, LiuFang Bei Jie, walk 600m east over the canal and take a left at ZuoJiaZhuang Xi Jie heading north. That turns into XiBaHe Zhong Jie and look for the restaurant next to the ICBC.