As we know, Journey to the West is regarded as one of the greatest Chinese novels ever written. The tale tells of an arduous journey to Western regions with hopes of obtaining sacred texts before returning from many trials and much suffering. Luckily, our Journey to the West won’t have (as much) suffering, and your reward will be beer—plenty of beer. Cum join us in the distant realms of Haidian where we’ll follow (shitty) hares, find plentiful trail marks (sure), and obtain the greatest gift known to Hashers-beer! *We will have an opportunity for a canal dip on trail, so prepare a swim suit & towel if so inclined*

Hares: I’m Pregnant; All Asshole, No Sack; Crack Mouth Trash

Type: A to B (No bag drop available)

When: Sunday, June 18th

Hash Cash: 30 RMB (run, beer/water, circle); 105 RMB (run, beer/water, circle, dinner—BBQ)

Time: Meet at 2:30 p.m.; Run starts at 3:00 p.m.

Meetup: Cishousi subway 慈寿寺地铁站

D’erections: Arrive at Cishousi metro (lines 6 & 10) Exit D.

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.