Once upon a time, in a land of hutongs not so far away, the Queen of Dra and the Queen of Ma both fell hopelessly in love with a travelling man.  The man was an “actor” of sorts.  A twinkling star, of the pornographic sort…

 

Well, like all porn stars do, this one got around… Especially with the female hares of the Dra and Ma kingdoms.

 

When the Queens came to learn of the porn star’s infidelity, their hearts were betrayed, and they decided to join forces in order to exact revenge on this travelling man.  They combined their lands into one empire – the empire of DraMa – and built up an army of humble servants to scour the empire and capture the deceitful porn star.

 

But as fate would have it, their army of DraMa Harriers turned out to be a bunch of drunkards, and until this day the DraMa Queens have not been able to catch the cunning porn star…

 

This Saturday, the 22nd day of the 7th month in the 2023rd year of their empire, the DraMa Queens nobly request your support to hunt down the mischievous, adulterous, hare-womanizing porn star and take him down (down down down down down down down down)!

 

Hash cash:

30rmb (run/walk, beer stops, circle)

105rmb (run/walk, beer stops, circle, and dinner)

Your Hares:
Just Cum Inside, Just Melody, Singaporn Star

Trail:
Trail is A-A, bag can be dropped at restaurant.

 

When:

Saturday, 22nd July
2:30pm meet-up, 3:00pm start

Meet up:

餐厅：兰溪小馆(东直门簋街店)

地址：东直门内大街277号

Name of Restaurant: Lanxi Restaurant (Beixin Bridge Branch)

Address: Dongzhimen Inner Street No. 277, Dongcheng District

D’erections to meet up spot (via subway):

Beixinqiao Station, Exit B.

The meet up is literally right outside of exit B.  If you miss it, you’re dumber than Little Red Shittinghood after a half shot of baijiu.

 

 

On-after:
Drama-induced bar crawl around Gulou 😃

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.