Dashing through the smog
On a hot and humid day
Through hutongs we go
Drinking all the way
“On-On” loudly rings
Look for the “On-Right”
What fun it is to run and sing
A Hashing song tonight
Oh! Jingle Bells, Hashers smell
Yanjing all the way
Dodge the trash with one long stride
In a narrow alleyway
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Hashmas (in July)! This holiday is primarily meant for our Southern Hemisphere Hashers to experience Christmas during their winter season, but as we know (as we know!), it’s really an excuse for them to down some eggnog and get cozy with Mrs. Clause. Cum dressed in your best red and white to mimic Santa and join us to celebrate this festive holiday as we find out which degenerate Hashers are already on Santa’s Naughty list.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner
Your Hares:
All Asshole, No Sack; Straight to Penis; Loose Balls
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is not dog-friendly
When:
Day Saturday, July 13, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Hepingmen Metro Exit C2, walk east 620 meters, restaurant on right
和平门地铁C2出口，向东步行620米，餐厅在右边
Qianmen Metro Exit C, walk west 500 meters, restaurant on left
前门地铁C出口，向西走500米，餐厅在左边
Address:
Zuixiaoguan Yibin Sichuan Cuisine
醉小馆宜宾川菜
Upcoming Hareline:
Sunday, July 21st 2024 Run # 2160 – Cums in 4 Seconds; Pickle Boy; Rest in Piss
Saturday, July 27th 2024 Run #2161 – Pickle Boy; Tea Bag Virgin; John Wayne’s Gay Semen
Saturday, August 3rd 2024 Run #2162 – Pickle Boy; Little Red Shitting Hood; John the Baptist