RUN, BIKE, AND SWIM AS FAST AS YOU CAN! Once a year, a viscous and ferocious beast rears it’s ugly head to prey upon unsuspecting hashers; a beast so horrifying that only blood and bones are found wading in the waters of Liangmahe afterwards.The monster known as the Trihashlalops, whose greatest desire is to consume hashers and their beer saturated bodies, emerges and rampages throughout Beijing searching for its next victim.   With a city petrified with fear there is only one thing to do, face our fears and conquer the mighty Beast

get drunk and run away.

This Saturday, the Trihashalops will emerge again and there will be plenty of beer to subdue the terror. When we do spot the Trihashalops hashers will need to run, swim, and bike to escape its grasping claws.

Hares: Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Red Snatcher, Her Royal Dryness, Just Maggie

When: Saturday, September 7th

Early Meet-up for Tri-hash-alon activities.

Meet-up 1:30, 2 pm Hash start

Where: 亮马河边昆仑酒店下面

Liangma River next to the south side of Kun Lun Hotel

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for Trail

75 RMB for Dinner

Trail:

A to B, No Bag Drop

Hairy Hashers

The trail is dog-friendly on the walking trail

D`erections:

From Liangmaqiao Metro line 10 Exit D : Walk to Liangma river.

从10号线亮马桥地铁D口出走到亮马河昆仑酒店下面

On-after:

Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.

Upcoming Hareline:

15September Run # 2168 – Pickleboy, AANS, Cock out knock out

22September Run # 2169 – Pickleboy, Just Ami B, Just Maggie Ma

28September Run # 2170 – Gloriass 4, Pukelid’s Tax’y, Polish MH, Snake Cunter

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.