Rabbit holes, rocks and prickle bushes await you, a landscape as rugged as the faces of some of our … more senior hashers. Dodge the guards of the Great Wall; they are everywhere and will make up any crazy reason to block your way. It is a game of being quiet, recede/hide, invisibility …. and run as fast as you can. Don’t get caught. We can’t help you.
Cum and enjoy clambering near an unrestored section of The Great Wall, but beware of surprise snatches from behind a rock. Catch one of the cunning hares, and it could be pants down! Then enjoy a hearty, delicious and cheap meal at a nasty restaurant with a truly disgusting toilet to match (you’ll need to get past the rabid guard dog to use it).
PS: walkers, it’s an easy stroll for you – it’s just the runners in for a punishing experience. Your Hare just needs a little help to read the trail map – it’s entirely likely she will get lost.
Banana Shoes, Red Snatcher, Shtupwaffel
Saturday, 20th March 2021
Meet at 9.30am, but departs at 10am sharp!
WHAT TO BRING:
Cell phone, sun block, running shoes(!), sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!
Please pay attention to the new Meet Up Spot:
Joe’s Bar and Kitchen (opposite the Westin Hotel)
If you’re on the Subway take Line 10 to Liangmaqiao, get out at Exit A and walk towards the Westin Hotel car park (North). It’s next to the Starbucks.
For everyone else: it’s on the third ring road. Get yourself to Joe’s!