That’s right, it’s International Women’s Day! (Or Frauen Tag, if you insist on being German)
From its earliest beginnings as a socialist political event in 1909 New York, through being declared a national holiday in the Soviet Union shortly before the end of World War One, Women’s Day has had a long and messy history that I won’t go into right now.
Instead, let’s all make like Mr Pizza, who — as anyone who has had the misfortune to get a close look at the ribbon on Lick It To Ride’s hash mug will know — has the Hottest Love For Women™ (and would certainly share a slice with a sister on this most womanly of days)
So come and show your love for the only Beijing hash with not one, but two female GMs! Our very own Sweet and Furry and Agent Orgy!
The details are a little sketchy at the moment (as always), but it will probably involve Yonghegong, a late night raid on the 24-hour dim sum place and Sausage Party driving off with all our bags in the back of his car.
(And no, there won’t be any pizza).