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BJH3#2189 “Can’t get enough of this Hash Babe”
CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THIS HASH, BABE 🎶
(To the tune of “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe” by Barry White)
(Verse 1)
This Sunday, the time has come,
February 9th, let’s go run!
P. Diddler, Pickle Boy and Necro too,
Laid a trail just for you.
(Pre-Chorus)
Shiggy, hills, and river views,
Beer stops waiting—grab your shoes!
Love is in the Hash tonight,
Write a note, don’t be uptight!
(Chorus)
🎶 I can’t get enough of this Hash, babe!
Anonymous notes, a little crude,
Send some love, don’t be a prude!
Can’t get enough of this Hash, babe! 🎶
(Verse 2)
A love letter for a fellow Hasher,
Make it sweet or make it trashier,
Funny, flirty, just don’t sign,
Let ‘em guess—who wrote that line?
(Pre-Chorus)
P. Diddler, Pickle Boy and Necro’s trail,
Will it be smooth or will we fail?
One way to find out, don’t be late,
Come and run—it’s Hashing fate!
(Chorus)
🎶 I can’t get enough of this Hash, babe!
Will we find the beer or cry?
Only one way to know—let’s try!
Can’t get enough of this Hash, babe! 🎶
(Outro)
On-On to love, On-On to beer,
On-On to trails we hold so dear,
Come this Saturday, don’t delay,
The Hash House calls—let’s go play!
🎶 ON-ON! 🎶
Don’t forget to poor your feelings, anonymously, for another Hasher in a love note for this Saturday’s trail. A soppy, soaking, dripping and moist love letter to another Hasher. The letter will be dropped into a Hat at circle and read, loudly.
Your hares:
Pickle Boy
Necrofeelmeup
P. Diddler
Hash Cash:
30 rmb for trail, 75 rmb for dinner
Trail:
A-A with bag drop, dog friendly.
When:
Sunday 9th of February 1:30pm meet up and 2:00pm start
On After:
Paddy O’Shea’s
D’erections:
Mai Family Eatery (Changying Branch) 麦家小馆 (常营店)
Address: No. 19 and 20, 1st Floor, West Zone, Changying Hualian Shopping Center, No.17 Chaoyang North Road, Chaoyang District. 朝阳区朝阳北路17号常营华联购物中心西区1层19、20号
BJH3 #2188: Hashers’ Photons Run Revisited Due to Lazy Hares
A severe winter suddenly descends. The hares, Shtupwaffel, Banana Shoes, and Pickle Boy gather energy into photons that show the quanta of electromagnetic radiation. Every time Hashers see light or feel heat, it is an interaction with countless photons. Photons have energy, but no rest mass, unlike other particles such as electrons, protons, and neutrons. Photons have zero mass. The Hares’ photons always move at the speed of light and are constant regardless of their energy. Electrons change speed with energy. The hares’ photons have a specific spin, a rotational property inherent in particles that is closely related to interactions with other particles.
The electromagnetic wave that Hashers’ eyes can see; vision is the perception of visible light, but only a segment of the electromagnetic spectrum–wavelength 400 ~ 700 nanometers– slightly longer than ultraviolet light, yet shorter than infrared light. The nature of the Hash world is a field, and the field excitation can produce energy, thus forming the elementary particles that make up everything in the Hash world. In the microcosmic world, the properties of things are no longer fixed or determined but are determined by the context in which they are observed and measured. Because every hasher has a duality of wave and particle.
Hares: Shtupwaffel, Banana Shoes, Pickle Boy
Type: A to A (Bag Drop Available)
When: February 1, Saturday
Time: Meet at 1:30pm, run starts at 2pm (pre-lube at 1:15pm)
Hash Cash: 30 RMB for run and circle
105 RMB for run, circle and dinner (no refunds on dinner after the last beer stop)
Hairy Hashers: trail is dog friendly, resto is not
Where: Traditional Chinese Lanzhou Ramen (Chunxiu Road Shop)
Beijing Gongti Sanlitun Super 8 Hotel
中国传统兰州拉面(朝阳区幸福二村25号楼及平房1幢一层25-3号)
Nearest subway: Dongzhimen
D’Erections:
Dongzhimen subway, south-east exit. Walk east along Dongzhimen Wai DaJie (towards Paddy’s) for 1km. Turn right into Chunxiu Road, resto is on the left about 100m.
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!