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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2190, “Subway” (2025)
Recently, beneath the ancient city of Beijing, subtle changes have been quietly taking place. The mystery of the legendary “Disappearing Line 3” is finally about to be unraveled! The cunning hares have already caught wind of it and have dug their own secret tunnels, burying their treasured beer stash inside.
Rumors suggest that this Saturday, the hares will be hosting a shamelessly wild party at this very spot. If you’re curious to uncover the secrets behind it, seize the treasure, and round up the hares in one fell swoop—then this Saturday is your golden opportunity!
Don’t ask me how I know all this, but I’m convinced. Enough said. This Saturday, Dongba South Station. Be there or be square.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy (running hare)Marie Cumtoilette (walking hare)
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is not dog-friendly
When:
Saturday,February15th, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 3, Dongba South Station, Exit C2
地铁3号线，东坝南站, 出口C2
Exit the subway through Exit C2, enter the mall, the meet-up restaurant is on the 4th floor
从地铁C2出口出来，进入商场，集合餐厅在四楼
Address:
Yun Hai Yao Yunnan Cuisine (Dongba Jinyu Store)
4th Floor, L417b, Jinyu Jiapin Mall, Building 38, Dongba Zhong Road, Chaoyang District, Beijing.
云海肴云南菜(东坝金隅店)
朝阳区 东坝中路38号楼 金隅嘉品Mall四层L417b
Upcoming Hareline:
23-Feb-25 Run #2191 –Pickle Boy, Dark Shaft, Just Sam, Red Snatcher
01-Mar-25 Run #2192 –Pickle Boy, (acclaimed HERO HARE),John Wayne’s Gay Semen
08-Mar-25 Run #2193 – Teabag Virgin,Just Ozan, Too Hot to Handle
16-Mar-25 Run #2194 – Pickle Boy,Cums4Seconds,Not Tonight
Foxes run#20 Snake Cunter`s make-up bachelorette party
Hares:
Running hare: Shitposter_69
Walking hare :tbd
Cocktail bitch: pick on spot
Type:
It’s an A-to-A hash, but no bag drop, and is dog friendly
Trail:
7km for running trail;
3.5km for walking trail;
When:
Friday, Feb.14th, 2025.
Meet at 7:00pm, run/walk starts at 7:30pm
Hashcash:
50.0 rmb for run and circle, will get you:
Cocktail for the day: sex on the beach
and beer for guys
Where: At the gate of 77Wenchuang Art Gallery, 77文化创业园门口
D’erections:
Subway line5/6 Dongsi station Exit E, 5/6号线东四站E口步行1000米。
Line 8, National Art Museum , Exit B, 八号线中国美术馆站B出口，步行600米。
Who are the Beijing Foxes?
We are the harriettes of the Beijing hash. Like our mythical fox spirit sisters (狐狸精), we are mischievous and alluring. We roam the hutongs of Beijing and sip wine under the stars.
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The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
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