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Our next run is…
The Great Wall: Saving Hasher Pukelid – Beijing Boxer run #236
As Hash Bible wisely proclaimed, a splendid year commences with the Hash Boxer, and a magnificent Boxer begins at the Great Wall. Now, the million-dollar question arises: Where does the grandeur of the Great Wall commence? (A smooch from Singaporn Star awaits the lucky guesser!) As the Year of the Serpent slithers in, our Boxer’s maiden quest is to conquer the Longquanyu (龙泉峪长城) stretch of the Great Wall.
Legend has it, in the enigmatic East, lurks a beast named Taotie.
This slumbering monstrosity was rudely awakened by an irresistibly divine aroma, leading it to a taxi where Pukelid was, well, revisiting his lunch.
Transforming into a bewitching serpent, Taotie ensnared the smitten Pukelid, imprisoning him at the foot of the Great Wall to endlessly supply his bodily elixir of spirits.
Four sorcerers, armed with the arcane arts of Sticky Attacking, Star Sparkling, Toilette Pouring, and Balls Exploding, have rallied to form a Demon-Quelling Brigade.
They beckon the vast legion of Hashers to join their crusade to liberate Pukelid.
The day of reckoning is this Saturday.
Rally with us to vanquish Taotie, reclaim Pukelid, and revel in the victory feast!
Moreover, as a part of the 3 Hash Weekend, not only will you bask in the glory and mirth of the Boxer trail, but you’ll also be paving your way to a glorious Year of the Snake patch.
About the running and walking trail:
Running trail – appx 10km, elevation gain around 700m
Walking trail – appx 5.5km, elevation gain around 500m
Hares:
Running hare: Singaporn Star
Walking hares: Loose Balls & Marie Cumtoilette
Wanking hare: Sticky Bitch
When:
Saturday, 22nd February 2025
2025年02月22日 星期六
Time:
8:30am meet at Paddy’s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
OR…
9:30am meet at Wangjing West station, Exit C… also sharp!
9点Paddy‘s 出发，9点半望京西C口，不见不散
Hash Cash:
200 RMB gets you…
– Trail and circle
– Round-trip bus ride
– Bottomless beer
– Loose Balls’ infamous mulled wine!
– Snacks
– Water and other drinks
– Dinner
What to Bring:
– Mobile phone
– Power bank
– Running or hiking shoes
– Long pants & long sleeves!
– A sense of adventure, d’erection, and humor
Itinerary:
| Time | Agenda | Notes |
| 8:30 | Meet at Paddy’s | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast |
| 9:00 | Bus leaves Paddy’s | |
| 9:30 | Bus Wangjing West subway station | |
| 10:45 | Arrive at trail, running hares off, chalk talk | Huairou district |
| 11:00 | Running and hiking | Options: Running trail or walking trail |
| 15:30 | End of trail | Cooler with beer and snacks |
| 16:00 | Circle | |
| 17:30 | Dinner | Resto in village near end of trail |
| 19:00 | Start back to city | |
| On-after | Our beloved hash bar Paddy’s |
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, so go ahead and register.
Sign-up link: scroll down to click “Read more”…
MEET UP:Paddy`s
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE 2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面 (Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE 10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subwaystation农业展览馆 (Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
Wangjing West subway station.Exit C walk to thered circle spot.
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The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
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Beijing Full Moon H3 #206 Pyjama Party!
Insomniacs of Beijing! The Full Moon Hash Pyjama Party is back! Forget that flock of sheep you’ve counted in your head, discard those melatonin supplements, pour that warm milk down the sink – there’s a new sleep remedy in town!
This Friday, the Full Moon Hash will host its annual pillow fight that will surely rival the scale and casualty figures of other great battles in history, such as the Battle of Changping or the Battle of Waterloo. The trail will take you around the beautiful Liangma River area and beer stops will double-up as pillow fight battlefields.
Come donning your finest pyjamas (Americans, read: pajamas), bring your favourite pillow with you, and take out all your repressed anger on fellow hashers!
Hash rumour has it that an ancient Aztec sleep potion has been rediscovered. Our very own Full Moon Hash apothecary Bloody Butt Precise has meticulously studied ancient scripts and has concocted the notoriously volatile Snake Blood Potion. One sip will surely knock you out; if the flying pillows don’t knock you out first that is…
Don’t forget that it is a special three day hash weekend celebrating the Year of the Snake. Any hasher that attends all three hashes this weekend (Full Moon Hash on Friday, Boxer Hash on Saturday, and Beijing Hash on Sunday) will earn an exclusive snake patch.
Get that exercise you need by smacking other hashers silly with pillows, get suitably drunk, and fall asleep comfortably with a smile on your face. Cum join us, everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: Come dressed in pyjamas! And don’t forget to bring your favourite pillow with you! (Waifu pillows are allowed)
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Sleep Walker:
Sleep Runner: Silent Suck-off
Trail: Trail is A to A with bag drop at Arrow Factory
When: Friday, 21st February 2025
7:00 pm meet-up
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Arrow Factory Brewing 箭厂啤酒
北京市朝阳区新东路1号亮马河南路2层独栋
Dinner: Buy your own dinner at Arrow Factory before or after
On-after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Arrow Factory:
Liangma Qiao Metro Station Exit D
亮马桥地铁站D出口
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!