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Our next run is…
BJH3#2191, Red Underpants Run #2
Exactly 10 years ago Pickle Boy and Dark Shaft hared a trail around the CBD called the Red Underpants Run. All the hashers wore red underpants or knickers outside their shorts or jogging bottoms in celebration of Chinese New Year.
This Sunday we will repeat the process so all hashers are invited to dig into their underwear drawer, find a clean pair of red underpants or knickers and get them ready!
A few spare pairs will be available on the day for those who haven’t got them.
The red underpants will allow easy identification of all hashers as we run through Beijing’s busy business district. It will also be useful if there are any of those “little accidents” that we can all experience if the toilets are too far away from the beer stops……..
The climax of the run will be a hash hold where we will pay homage to the biggest underpants of them all – the “Da Kuchar”!
If you have a hash mug, put it on a long piece of string and carry it with you on the run. This will entitle you to extra beer at the beer stops and at the circle (and avoid unnecessary use of single-use plastics…)
Cumming on the run will entitle you to receive the coveted Snake patch for attending all three hashes over the weekend if you have been on the full moon hash and the Boxer previously.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy, Just Sam, Red Snatcher, Dark Shaft
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at the restaurant
Hairy Hashers:
The trail is not dog-friendly（but if you want to bring a dog, you can bypass the short section that is dog-friendly.）
When:
Sunday 23 February 2025. Meet at 13:30, the run starts at 14:00
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway line 10 Jintaixizhao station, Exit A, and follow the chalk marks (R) to the West Side of Building 8, Guanghua Li Community, Chaoyang District, Jianguomenwai
地铁10号线金台夕照站，A口出，跟着标记R走朝阳区建国门外光华里社区8号楼西侧一层
Address:
Cai dao wei.nan bei cai
The West Side of Building 8, Guanghua Li Community, Chaoyang District, Jianguomenwai
菜道味.南北菜
朝阳区建国门外光华里社区8号楼西侧一层
Upcoming Hareline:
01-Mar-25, Run#2192-Pickle Boy (acclaimed HERO HARE), John Wayne’s Gay Semen
08-Mar-25, Run#2193-TeabagVirgin /Just 02an, Too Hot to Handle
15-Mar-25, Run#2194-Pickle Boy /Cums4Seconds, Not Tonight
22-Mar-25, Run#2195-AllAsshole No Sack/Finerack, Crack Mouth Trash
30-Mar-25, Run#2196-Pickle Boy, Septic Yank
Beijing Mardi Gras Run #1
It’s not always easy or fun being Catholic, 3 Hour mass every week, celestial judgment in the bedroom, and a perpetual feeling of shame for any impure thoughts or actions. However, there’s one day a year when the congregation gets to let loose and let it (them) all out for some shiny plastic beads.
Mardi Gras, the day before the Christian fasting period of lent, is a wild and crazy party famous for its parade in New Orleans as well as the salacious aftermath.
Brazillian Carnival is a similar event in the Southern Hemisphere.
It’s about living life to the fullest, and drunkest, while making all the mistakes you’ll spend telling the priest the next day in the confession booth.
Join us for some Mardi Gras festivities and a Nawlin’s style Crawfish Bake for Dinner.
Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Type:
A to A
Bag Drop Available
When:
Friday, March 7th, 2025
Time:
Meet at 6:45 pm, run starts at 7:15 pm
Hash Cash:
30 RMB
Dinner Split Bill/ Pay-as-You Go Crawfish Dinner
Meetup:
簋街老徐龙虾馆(簋街总店)
Guijie Lao Xu Crawfish
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!